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Sinners Swing Gentlemen's Club

Carbondale, Pennsylvania

The club actually appears to be...

The club actually appears to be between Mayfield and Carbondale on Rte 6. The cover at the door was $12. The layout is similar to Pleasure Dome. There is a bar on…

Outer Limits

Des Moines, Iowa

I visited very late on a...

I visited very late on a Wednesday night. This is a regular bar with a $3 cover and $3 beers so the girls wear g-strings and carefully applied band-aids on their nipples. The stage show…

Big Earl's Goldmine

Des Moines, Iowa

On Thursdays they wave the usual...

On Thursdays they wave the usual $10 admission if you are wearing a same night armband from another club. So I checked it out, you know, for you guys. Bring your own beer. This hole-in-the-wall…

Woody's Show Club

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

I visited on Saturday night this...

I visited on Saturday night this time and found it to be less fun the my previous mid-week experience although it still rates a solids 7. Its the usual Iowa $10 admission and bring your…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I'll 2nd the vote for Duchess:...

I'll 2nd the vote for Duchess: Good attitude, and mileage. Probably the best looking of the day girls too (Martina and Candy are contenders, however.) Good conversation, but it is possible to do better in…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Tampa in my opinion, has three...

Tampa in my opinion, has three truly great strip clubs: Mons, Ybor Strip, and this place. Each have their pluses and minuses. First, the positives for 2001: cover is generally lower than Mons,…

Whitetail Lounge & Gentlemen's Club

Shawano, Wisconsin

This club is unique in many...

This club is unique in many ways. I dont know if its the six deer heads on the wall, or the walk in cooler in the middle of the bar, or the private dance…

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

Minx tries to be a true...

Minx tries to be a true gentlemens club as opposed to Lumberyard that has more of a party atmosphere. The girls sit with you for a while before taking you to the back for a…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Women are mostly hispanic and dont...

Women are mostly hispanic and dont know much english. Also a lot of junk in the trunk girls. Very few tight ones. However, on occasion I will find a cutie, or even a real blonde…

The Diamond Lodge

Rootstown, Ohio

Stopped by "The Lodge" on Staurday...

Stopped by "The Lodge" on Staurday Nov 5, at about 10:30 PM. The place was packed! Miss Nude Ohio Tanya Taylor was there along with half of northeastern Ohio! I don't normally like a…

Crazy Horse Saloon

Forest Park, Georgia

Went on a Friday night and...

Went on a Friday night and had a pretty good time. This club is usually pretty hit or miss, but when it's on a lot of fun can be had. The dances here…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

Mac's Two, all in all, isn't...

Mac's Two, all in all, isn't a bad place. It just isn't an outstanding one. I was there on a recent Tuesday evening, which seems to have been "Cheap Local College Boys Hang…

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

This club advertises that they are...

This club advertises that they are open untill 4:00am We showed up around 2:30 paid our $15 just to walk in the door. After sitting, two girls danced on stage and they decided to…

Cheeks Tavern

Eastampton, New Jersey

Well, I finally made the trip...

Well, I finally made the trip and was it worth it! The place is brand new and the cleanest, freshest smelling club I’ve ever been to. BYOB (the closest liquor store is at 38 and…

Cheeks Tavern

Eastampton, New Jersey

I visited Cheeks on Monday afternoon....

I visited Cheeks on Monday afternoon. There were about 8-10 women working. They are very agressive coming around the bar. A lot of stick shifting. Unfortunately they have an insatiable request…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

Although expensive, this place has everything...

Although expensive, this place has everything you need and want. Make a trip in the afternoon with stretch waist pants, and the naughty girls will know what you came for. One if particular that always…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Been to IS many times over...

Been to IS many times over the past several years, and have to say that it continues to be the best bang for the buck. The girls are not high-pressure, the atmosphere is very…

Foxy

El Paso, Texas

Guys, this place is popular on...

Guys, this place is popular on Sunday nights, as is Jaguarz. But do not go here. This place allows no contact. Us guys cant rub or poke where we want to or we will be…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

I had two bad 'downer experiences...

I had two bad 'downer experiences in a row (after 10 years of good ones). This place has gotten so popular that the swarms of people make it almost impossible to enjoy this place…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

I visited this club on Sunday...

I visited this club on Sunday afternoon. It has certainly improved since my last visit. The girls are much more friendly and entertaining. I hope it stays this way in spite of…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

The more the world (and the...

The more the world (and the law governing strip clubs) changes, the more Mons stays the same. This place is basically unchanged in the last 10 years. Others remodel, the dancer quality is…

Texas Jays

Birnamwood, Wisconsin

Pleasant surprise. Small club in...

Pleasant surprise. Small club in middle of no wheres. $5.00 cover charge. Stopped at opening and there were six girls there all above Wisconsin standards. One of the girls was an older disinterested…

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Dancer or stripper?

I've recently discovered that I don't use those two terms interchangably. To me a dancer is a girl who happens to be dancing for a variety of reasons - money, fun, laughs, curiousity, her friends dared her to, whatever;…

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How reliable Top 40?

IYE- Has being in Top 40 rated list been a reliable indicator of a "great" club? IME- batting avg .625(5/8) . Good ones- Tootsies, GABC, MV, Lodge, BBF. On the other side, Ricks & Fox's were OK, but over-rated.…

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Intuition or Logic?

As situations arise with strippers ("is the stripper really into me?", "how to let go?", etc.) do you rely on your intuition to tell you what to do or do you apply logic? Are the two often in conflict?

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Stopped in during the day shift...

Stopped in during the day shift for a little r and r found my favorite lady working. She was a bit tipsy and got a bit more after a few shots. Went to the back…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Yes, Yes and Yes. A...

Yes, Yes and Yes. A return to one of the USA's best clubs. The Detroit girls rock, I had not been back in over 3 months and it was like old home week.…

Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Went there on a Wed night....

Went there on a Wed night. Plent of girls around, some who were 8s or 9s. dances were ok, but not spectular. Most girls were trying to sell $30 dances, but with…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Went here with a buddy (different...

Went here with a buddy (different for me, I usually go to the clubs alone). Anyway, the place was pretty empty as it was a weeknight. I was surprised how small it seemed based on…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

I've been visiting this club off...

I've been visiting this club off and on for years. I sure do miss the beds in the VIP room. Alexia seems to be the most desired dancer for many reasons, including a…

Cecil Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

I dropped into the...

I dropped into the Cecil for a short visit and had a damn good time. The beer was cold and arrived quickly, $6.60 for a pint of quality dark. The DJ…

Bottoms Up

Louisville, Kentucky

This club is awesome. The girls...

This club is awesome. The girls are nice looking, they don't hustle you too bad for drinks. YOU CAN GET VERY HIGH MILEAGE here.

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Paid a visit here on my...

Paid a visit here on my way through town on Nov. 4. I liked the decor. It had a bit of a normal restuarant feel to it. The food was good. Our waitress was Autumn,…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

I went to Mitchell Brothers a...

I went to Mitchell Brothers a few weeks back on Wednesday night. I couldn't believe the overall quality of girls for a Wednesday night. Plenty of girls in the 7-9 range. Also…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Stopped in a couple monday nights...

Stopped in a couple monday nights ago. Not much going on other than some apparent stripper drama. Got one hell of a dance from Madison who wouldn't stop until she rocked my world.

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

I went to this club last...

I went to this club last weekend when I was in town for a convention. I stayed about 2 hours, and the ladies were pros at making me part with my money. I really enjoyed…

Body Shop

San Diego, California

I tried the Body Shop on...

I tried the Body Shop on a whim, to take a chance and see how it would go. At first, I was a little put off by the appearance of the place, particularly the…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

The club is way to smoky....

The club is way to smoky. No cover when I arrived at 1:00 PM 3 dancers and 9 patrons. For 1 tip get a lot of action. Went to Fantasy room upstairs. Have to remove all metal…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

I went to this place recently,...

I went to this place recently, for the first time since their spell of being closed much of the time, and it appears that they are back better than ever. The girls are on the…

Playpen

Melrose Park, Illinois

Stopped by on an early Sunday...

Stopped by on an early Sunday afternoon some weeks ago as none of the other clubs were open. There were only a handful of dancers working. I had two dances with a brunette (I do…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

This place is insanely overpriced. ...

This place is insanely overpriced. Beers are eight dollars, and the girls, although attractive, will not talk to you for more than five minutes. I do not plan on returning.

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

Oh, my God... Every single time...

Oh, my God... Every single time I come here (and I do...) it just gets better and better. This is one of the greatest clubs with beautiful women dancing all the time. This…

Club 10 Gentlemens Club

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

The best time to visit this...

The best time to visit this place is on a saturday night because that's when you'll see alot of different dancers. During the week this place is empty. It may take up to 5 or…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Spent my first time here on...

Spent my first time here on early saturday evening, and it was pretty much what has been said by previous reviewers. It is an odd L shaped layout with lighting that could use a lot…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

I have visited this club a...

I have visited this club a couple of times each year for the last 15 years. The place has a great layout and it serves a great lunch. The real difference this time is that…

Illusions

Nixa, Missouri

Visited Illusions for the first time...

Visited Illusions for the first time in quite a while on Friday, November 4, 2005. In my opinion Club Illusions has always been a very good club. Now, it is GREAT! They…

Babes West

Indianapolis, Indiana

Babes West has its ups and...

Babes West has its ups and downs. When things are on the ups with the club it is great. There are 2 super hot girls that have been working there for a long time.…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

This is a great place to...

This is a great place to have a beer after work. While the building looks like its about to fall down this place more than make up for it with cheap food. The $2.50…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

I visited Lumberyard on a Thursday...

I visited Lumberyard on a Thursday evening 8:00 pm until about midnight. On Thursdays girls get in for free so I was hoping for lots of girls-gone-wild action and I wasn't disappointed. Lots of young…

Spank's Roadhouse

Branson, Missouri

Short review: Cheap cover ($5),...

Short review: Cheap cover ($5), Cheap Beers, Good looking girls (7,8,9), cheap to get a "no touch" dance at your table ($2), Hands on dance in back - $25 (different girls allow different…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Stopped by on a Sunday night...

Stopped by on a Sunday night about 7:30. A bit slow at that time, but over the next couple of hours it filled up with both dancers and customers. As you walk in,…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Excellent club, low key yet classy...

Excellent club, low key yet classy too. Dances are only $10 and are done around the edge of the club, not in private rooms. The girls are attractive to extremely hot and are…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This club has a reputation for...

This club has a reputation for "more bang for your buck" compared to other rip-off mega clubs. This of course means generally lower quality dancers, ranging from 2 to the very rare 9, with an…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Best club in the world! just...

Best club in the world! just kidding...no doubt the best girls at this place are Lisa Marie, Samantha, Tammy, and select others, I love stopping by here at any time of day, lovin it.

Riverport Tavern

Sarnia, Ontario

This club is quite a drive...

This club is quite a drive from the northern Detroit suburbs but worth a trip. First off, using Canadian $ instead of US is like getting a 30% discount on dances (maybe like you know…

Pure Pleasure

Richmond, Virginia

If it weren't for the relatively...

If it weren't for the relatively cheap beer and extended hours, I would probably never set foot in this place again. The talent is pretty bad these days, and the music the other…

The Lounge

Portland, Oregon

A bar with a stripper at...

A bar with a stripper at best. The food is cheap but nothing special,they also have alchol, the girls are usally old or larger than most like them. They have three stages but…

Papermoon Midlothian

Richmond, Virginia

Dragged my sorry butt down to...

Dragged my sorry butt down to Paper Moon this past weekend. I had time to kill so I went early, but they didn't open until sometime after 8, so I had to suffer through…

Paradise Men's Club

Melbourne, Florida

Visited at lunchtime today and saw...

Visited at lunchtime today and saw Lisa (again). Lisa was probably the least attractive one there (FYI Jeanine was looking very hot today), but Lisa has a great natural rack and loves a kinky time…

Elan's of Connecticut

Danbury, Connecticut

Things have changed here overall over...

Things have changed here overall over the last 6 months based on several visits. The club is nowhere as popular as before, in fact quite slow sometimes as a number of ladies reported.…

Little Daddy's Show Club

Kokomo, Indiana

I stopped by here on a...

I stopped by here on a Friday night out of curiosity. I was extremely unimpressed. Only one girl was even mildly attractive, and the place was so full of smoke I could barely breathe. Considering…

City Lights

Yonkers, New York

Visited on a mid-week afternoon. ...

Visited on a mid-week afternoon. The club is large but only the bar area was in use. Being frisked at the door reminded me of Pleasant Moments but the mileage here isn't in…

Peppermint Hippo 2

Fayetteville, Arkansas

Jeez, what an awful place this...

Jeez, what an awful place this is. I went in on a Sunday night, and only because the other two strip joints in Fayetteville were closed, and this was my only option to scope…

Medusa Lodge

Birmingham, England

For some reason, Birmingham has some...

For some reason, Birmingham has some great clubs. I am guessing that the local council is a little more tollerant than other parts of the UK. Anyhow I visited on a Monday evening and it was…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Was at Kahoots on Friday November...

Was at Kahoots on Friday November 4th for lunch. Wow....what a classy place. This was my first visit and won't be my last. Food was very good and our waitress, Autumn, was excellent!!…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Got to agree with prior posters...

Got to agree with prior posters that the lighting here in this club is annoying. Having said that, the girls are anything but. Lots of attractive ladies were at the ready on my recent weeknight…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Nice homey joint. great to...

Nice homey joint. great to visit during the daytime when the pace is a little slower. Terrific bartenders--always take good care of me. I'm an RIL with both Kate and Ivory. I miss…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

Went to Sirens Thursday and had...

Went to Sirens Thursday and had about 20 dancers. Wed, Thur and sometime Friday are when they seem to have the most dancers. There are three stages. If you give the girls a…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

The talent level is still pretty...

The talent level is still pretty good, but I have to say that my 2nd experience here reflect the coments of other reviewers. The hustle has gotten very high. Watch out for tall…

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When was your 1st lapdance & whose was earliest?

When: December 1993 Where: Wild Mustang (now Toy Chest) - Detroit, Michigan Cost: $10

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Does anyone else have a long-term relationship ...

Just curious, does anyone else besides me have or have had a long-term relationship with a girl who you met in a strip club? If so, can you describe it? What special problems have you encountered? How…

Infinito

San Pedro Garza García, Nuevo León

It´s an ok place, kind of...

It´s an ok place, kind of shabby. No enterence cover fee. 1 beer costs 35 pesos. Prices for girls in private are good. I bought four private sessions á 50 pesos each = 200 pesos. Then…

Fantasy Island

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

This was my favorite club in...

This was my favorite club in OKC. Definitely do NOT go on a payday. I was invisible to even the regulars. I went with several hundred dollars in my pocket and all I bought was…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

went on a wednesday evening. ...

went on a wednesday evening. Only a few decent gilrs there. Quite a letdown from Tuesdays when they have $10 dances all day. Not much action since everyone has "blown thier wad"…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

The place in general is not...

The place in general is not a bad place to go if you want to see naked women. The girls are cute and personable. There is no touching, grabbing, poking or proding. The place is…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Visited on a weekday for the...

Visited on a weekday for the lunch special -- no cover and eight bucks will get you two beers and a sandwhich -- quite a good deal. After your done with lunch the beers…

Exotica

Portland, Oregon

From a female point of view,...

From a female point of view, this club has class. Most of the women are very open and willing to do private dances for just me or me and my husband. They get…

Buck Rubs Gentlemens Club

Reading, Pennsylvania

Well, deereman must have gotten lost,...

Well, deereman must have gotten lost, since he never reposted! Anyway, I finally stopped in this establishment this past Saturday night. I had never stopped in here since the fire destroyed the original…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Visited about 4 AM to 7...

Visited about 4 AM to 7 AM on a weeknight. The cover was $20 at this time. I was told the cover ends at 10 AM for the lunch crowd. The place…

Mickey's Razzle Dazzle

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Went there on two consecutive Thursdays,...

Went there on two consecutive Thursdays, one night it was fairly busy and the next very quiet. As the the other reviews pointed out, this club is small with no private areas. The…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

Visited on a weeknight about 1...

Visited on a weeknight about 1 AM. If I remember correctly the cover was $20. Not as many hot chicks here as Rhino but just had to look harder and wait for the…

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Ever told a flat out lie to a dancer but she calls you on it?

I remember a few times I have flat out lied to a dancer and she just smiles and says "I know you're lying." I was thinking sometimes it takes someone who is good at it to immediately spot it…

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Advice, please.

My ATF, who I had not seen for over a year, has suddenly re-apeared in my life. Her birthday is quickly approching. My question... Should I get her a gift and call her to meet me so that I may give…

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Dancer asking if you're married & your answer

I've been asked by dancers if I'm married: Should I tell the truth or lie? Which is worse telling the truth or lying? If you say yes does it change their attitude toward you?

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I thought I would find the...

I thought I would find the typical strip club full of money hungry girls only giving short dances and little interesting conversation but was surprised to experience much more. I enjoyed the service of the…

Hidden Gem Club

Spring City, Pennsylvania

I found myself in the middle...

I found myself in the middle of nowhere in Phoenixville Pennsylavnia one evening a few weeks ago and the only action I could find was the Pumptown in nearby Spring City. The place is…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Stopped by Sunday evening. It...

Stopped by Sunday evening. It was slow, but luckily one of my favorites was dancing. Duchess is a tall blonde with silky smooth skin and a toned body. She is great to…

PT's Showclub Louisville

Louisville, Kentucky

This is still the best club...

This is still the best club in Louisville. Classier place with many stages. Nichole is the best looking dancer there now. Her body is unbelievable and nearly perfect. Her buddy Cameron…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

I finally made it the ST...

I finally made it the ST last Saturday (11/5) to see what it was like. Well I had a nice time but with some serious caveats. First of all I arrived at 8pm…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

I gave this club an 8...

I gave this club an 8 because of the high quality of dancers there. I visited 10/24, a Monday. Where else can you get laps for 5 ? Light to moderate…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

I decided to stop in here...

I decided to stop in here on a Sunday about 2 weeks ago after visiting Rick's and (surprisingly) not finding anything much to my liking at Rick's that night. It's been about a year…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I visited Oct 23 early evening....

I visited Oct 23 early evening. Coupons are available on the strip or the website for free admission, just pay $10 for the soda pop. This place was not a too far of…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

I visited on Sunday, 10/23. ...

I visited on Sunday, 10/23. 2 large rooms. To the left is the topless area with alcohol and to the right the nude area. Dancer quality was disappointing. A number of 4's…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Got here about 7pm on a...

Got here about 7pm on a Saturday evening. $10.00 cover. A bit of a slow start by everyone-had to go find a waitress to get a drink but picked up by 8pm. Beers $4.00 and…

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

Cover was about $8. Dancers...

Cover was about $8. Dancers were good looking and gave a full-nude stage show with good views. $20 private dances but absolutely no touching. Enforced by cameras, I think.

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

Nice relaxed club. Stoped in...

Nice relaxed club. Stoped in on a wed. afternoon nice amount of dancers. Not to pushy on the ld's. Waite staff was great. No real negatives about this place. I…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Went here after work around 3:30PM....

Went here after work around 3:30PM. Standard Dollar Parade with the usual Russians coming around every 30 seconds. My favorite Brazillians werent working so I tried a new girl. Went to the…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

Very nice club, a lot of...

Very nice club, a lot of girls and stages. It was very packed when I went on a weekend, but the girls were worth it, very attractive girls. The VIP room in the…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

Went in early evening . Meet...

Went in early evening . Meet a dancer named Electra, long dark hair, big smile, by no means petite but very attractive. Talked for a little while then proceeded to VIP to get dances, The…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Stopped by IS late Thursday around...

Stopped by IS late Thursday around 1am. Surprisingly, there were very few people sitting at the tables. Must have been a slow night as there were fewer girls than you would expect at…

Teddies

Bridgeport, Connecticut

This is not really a review,...

This is not really a review, it's just a funny item for those that remember the old Teddies. Check out ebay Item number: 4413089189. For a mere $2 million you can own "This…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

I've been reading a lot about...

I've been reading a lot about how the PP has gone down hill. I visited for the first time in a few months and was pleasantly surprised. A lot of dancers, many of whom were…

Bugsy's Speakeasy

Elyria, Ohio

Stopped by this club 3-4 ...

Stopped by this club 3-4 times last month. I've grown to love this dive, and only because of the girls. They are friendly and will talk to you. They do eat…

Fantasy

West Babylon, New York

Went to see an asian chick...

Went to see an asian chick named Seka that I read about on the net. Put the money in the peep to check her out first. Her body is a 10, her face…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

Went there on a satuday night....

Went there on a satuday night. This club is famous for "couples night" on saturday where couples are supposed to come and get wild on the dance floor. Maybe I was early, but I didn't…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Went to Erv's for a bachlor...

Went to Erv's for a bachlor party saturday night. Entry fee is $20 which is a little high ,but its BYOB so that makes up some of the costs. There were about 12 girls working ranging…

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Most consecutive days/nights that you've visited SC's?

6 consecutive calendar days visiting SC's is it for me, happened while on vacation. Most in hometown would be 2. Your experiences??

Wisconsin Dolls Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

Stopped by on a Saturday night...

Stopped by on a Saturday night passing through. 3 or 4 girls working. Could have used 6. Place was about half full but most of the customers stayed back at the tables,…

Volcanic Eruptions

Pomona, New Jersey

Still trying to figure this place...

Still trying to figure this place out. Most of the times I go in its practically empty. One Saturday I arrived at about 2:30PM and was the first one in the club that…

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Married strippers

OK, so of the last three strippers i've had FS or other major mileage with (BBBJ, etc.), all three had been currently married. This kinda came as a surprise to me...any of you run into this often?

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The Free Dance Gambit: Accept or Decline?

The free dance gambit seems to be on the rise round these parts. Do you accept or decline?

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Condom or not?

My ATF does not hesitate reaching up my shorts and stroke Mr. Happy big time, but I am reluctant to give it up even though she does not seem to mind if it was ever to happen. I am considering…

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The thread where we answer each other's terminology questions

Question #1: Sometimes when I read accounts that mention "CBJ", I wonder if they really mean a mock blow job through the pants. My understanding is that "covered" means wearing a rubber, not clothing over your dick. Am I being…

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Should I meet her?

I had a great vip dance at a small club Friday. Very hands on both ways - the dancer definitely got very wet (my fingers proved that). She moves unbeleivably on my lap and did a little CBJ action…

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www.centerfoldstrips.com Hottest Strippers 4 Bachelor, Holiday Any Party

Welcome to the world famous Centerfold Strips as seen on The Howard Stern Show, Penthouse Magazine, Maxim Magazine & Playboy.com. We are the largest & #1 adult entertainment service in the United States with over 10 years of experience! We…

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Exotic Dancers Wanted USA'S Largest Agency Earn Up To $500/HR

Welcome to Centerfold Strips – the largest upscale adult entertainment company in the United States. We are a professional, licensed booking agency for adult entertainment. Centerfold Strips is a full service entertainment agency specializes in casting, scouting, booking, promoting, training,…

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Want to see if a stripper LIKES YOU? Are you going to KISS her on the LIPS?

If a stripper REALLY LIKES YOU, are you going to KISS her on the LIPS? Some strippers like to KISS customers they actually LIKE on the LIPS. If you are LOOKING for a GIRLFRIEND in a strip club, are…

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Strippers often give EXCUSES not to see customers OUTSIDE THE CLUB

Strippers often give EXCUSES why they REFUSE to spend time with customers OUTSIDE THE CLUB for FREE. Strippers are often NOT INTERESTED in spending time with a customer OUTSIDE THE CLUB for FREE.

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What you say

...when dancers ask you about yourself? My short answer: I lie. My long answer: I mix fact and fiction. I don't lie about my name (only first name ever though), but if they get my name wrong, I don't…

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This Topic We Can Get Universal Agreement On...

The pink site sucks.

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Why did you choose your TUSCL nickname?

Dancers at the club I logged in to review called me Chandler, because they though I looked like the 'Friends' character. I don't see it. FONDL, I hope you answer this one.

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Classifying clubs and dancers

The more I read this board, the more convinced I am that many of our disagreements result from our different perspectives resulting from going to different clubs and meeting different girls. In the past I've tried to classify both…

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Are These Good Rules for Having Fun In Strip Clubs?

Guys, I'm thinking of posting this on the pink site. What do you think? 1) Never bring in more money than you will regret spending. Credit/debit cards stay at home. 2) If a stripper talks to you, compensate her for her time.…

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Features, ever see a good one?

Kind of touched on this in the silliest stage dance elements, but what do you think of features? Ever seek them out? Ever see one you thought was great? What made it great, or what makes them…

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Hypothetically Speaking...

Let's suppose that AN and chandler are right and it is not possible to think of ways to increase your chances of having sex with, befriending, or dating strippers no matter how much you think about the problem. Then a…

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Do you make sure you LIKE a stripper enough before ASKING HER OUT?

If you are in a strip club looking for a GIRLFRIEND or FRIENSHIP or SEX and you want to go out on a DATE with a stripper, do you make sure that you LIKE her enough to spend a lot…

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Jealousy

A comment someone made in a recent review made me curious. He mentioned that there was this dancer who was head and shoulders better than the rest of the dancers working the club and that he thought she wouldn't…