I visited Lumberyard on a Thursday...

I visited Lumberyard on a Thursday evening 8:00 pm until about midnight. On Thursdays girls get in for free so I was hoping for lots of girls-gone-wild action and I wasn't disappointed. Lots of young meat bellied up to the bar to get their sweatshirts lifted while the stripper nestled her face between the girl's tits. Unfortunately the sweatshirts didn't come all the way off like I would like to see. Several female patrons hung out at a table, kissing each other and two of them sucked on the tits of the third. You have to like that. Several of the best looking co-eds were kicked out for drinking liquor before they had a chance to bear it all. Damn. There was also one good lesbian show between two strippers on stage.

$10 to get in and you bring your own beer. That a good deal. They have tables with ice buckets in the center, small refrigerators under the stage, or you can bring your own cooler. Private dances are $25 and allow 2-way contact. I had a couple of them and found Amber to be worth every penny. Dances are 2-for-1 on Tuesdays. I can't wait to get back for that. I dislike having a bathroom attendant who I have to tip every time I need to pee, but I suppose it helps keep the bathroom clean.

The stage set-up is rather odd with the top one being pit style. The middle stage puts the goodies at eye level and seemed to attract more co-eds. I also liked the middle stage because the girls go there from the upper stage and you don't have to wait for them to get naked. They didn't use the third stage on the night that I was there, nor did they use the shower.