Comments by DenimChicken (page 5)

When a girl says the total after dance(s) and ends it with "plus tip" - they think they are playing a cute psychological game to make you feel obligated to tip. To me, it's tacky as fuck. I've told this directly to girls and they sure don't like that....oh well. At the same time, girls I know who work hard at the club and do well, make it a point to never ask for a tip themselves. They also think it is in poor taste. All that said - if something about the experience was great (fun conversation leading to dances, unexpected higher mileage or just whatever reason) - I'll sometimes throw in extra money. Never because they asked for it - only because I want to.

Over $2k and less than $3k.

"18 is a good number" "I rarely do this sober" "what...bring my wife next time? yeah right - I'm here to have a good time"

This hobby is expensive

skipped a few for the sake of privacy 1. Are you someone who looks for extras or use to? Or simply enjoys going to the club for the scenery and talking with girls and lap dances. Sometimes with extras. Not a requirement to have a good time at all. 2. How old were you going to your 1st club visit, was that experience what made you become the patron you are today at clubs? Was it not what you expected? If so why, for better or worse? ~20 and it was fun. Nothing about early experiences really changed things for the future. 3. Do you go alone? Always? Sometimes? Never? If not always, who goes with you when you arent alone? Heavily prefer alone but there are exceptions. 7. Does your family or friends know you love strippers? Everybody except most family. 8. Do you participate in OTC or want to? Did it once and had a great time but not generally chasing it. If I build a relationship with somebody and we meet up w/o money and things happen - I don't consider it OTC. 10. Do you think how a girl gives a lapdance promotes how good she is in bed? Not at all. Ridiculous to believe this.

follow up to 22 for PSD (if I may) - I've known dancers that mentally compartmentalize their personal self VS the dancer self. This way they can let it be a character and they don't have to be open to the customers - it helps them shield their personal life. I'm guessing just being yourself always, obviously works best for you. So my question is, how do you still keep that mental separation?

Now we understand why Eve goes to strip clubs as a monger. Inhaling that smell. (itsajoke.jpg)

Not at all. Dancers feel that men who cum in their pants are the top tier customers. They get some kind of special name in the Dancer's phone so they can identify these VIPs.

Subtle escalation there SaltyNuts! Now you gotta get her a house next.

Show me the HoeFax

He's in Vegas, Eve, being so close to Cali he probably gets it dirt cheap kinda like weed. OG GuacaKush

Do not negotiate with terrorists. If a dancer is demanding the money up front - and it isn't a club standard (so the club get's their cut) - she has been burned and/or is paranoid. At least in my experiences. So from the get go, the terms are already contentious. Waste of time, move on to somebody else. I know I am going to wrong a number of times but I'll gladly take that L compared to her stepping away to "freshen up" and just steal your money.

Been going to my club of choice, no mask required, since mid June. Welcome to the party

> NJ clubs are starting to open up. If she's not sneezing or coughing, I'm all over it. "Ya know, half of these gook whores are serving officers in the Viet Cong; the other half have got T.B. Be sure you only fuck the ones that cough."

Cause broke people have been poor and skinny since all of time.

Absolutely you should be scheduling/arranging your time if there is a specific girl you want to see. You are mad because you can't get what you want, when you want it. The dancer is being opportunistic when she works a job that has no guarantees. These days I'll schedule/arrange my time much more often than not. If it is just a visit with nothing planned I mentally just make a list of 2-3 girls I'd like to see and wait until one of them appears available and then approach her.

oops wrong account

Let me stick my peepee where you poopoo. Bitches get wet when you know how to talk to them.

Done this a few times but not often. When a dance is completely horrible I'll usually just wait until the first one is over and just leave it at that - but sometimes it's just worth it to get up and leave. No specific stories memorized. Most times have been offensive air dances (when that is nowhere near the club's standard). There was one time where I told a girl she was quite rude and that alone made me get up. Don't recall what she said/did.

So many good choices for Cannibal Corpse songs but I think seeing a girl do her stage to Stripped, Raped and Strangled would definitely be upper echelon shit. That's worth throwing a hundred singles for.

I think there is a business opportunity here to take over this market. I'll get on a zoom with LDK82 later and get his expert opinion and then start working with the boys in R&D. It's one thing to make pants for you to cum in during lap dances. That's so narrow minded. We need to make a whole platform of pants that you can cum in/on yourself ANYWHERE.

Please learn to dick if you are going to spell

doctorevil doing the real journalism here! We demand the truth! This may not be what the vast majority here are interested in but credit to this person for clearly describing the type of experience they had. There may be people who could find this review useful - however other club details are completely left out. A good title would have been: Two Dicks and Two Nuts!

It's worth noting that the nude dances are normally $30 at night and topless are $20 at night. So daytime is on a discount. I haven't been here in months and don't recall if night shift songs get a full 3min+. The criticism is still totally fair - but just wanted to give more context.