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3 Words You Can Say During Sex And During Golf.

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EveWhere there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]

And . . . go.

"I usually don't finish in 4 strokes."

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shanny72

I'll go with your loose interpretation of 3 words as well...

It's in the hole!

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whodey

There's nothing better than spending the afternoon playing a few holes as part of a great foursome.

“Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you’re not good at them.” — Roy ‘Tin Cup’ McAvoy

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Muddy

Did it go in?

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whodey

Married men never get to have fun like this

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Eve

I'm intoxicated, it doesn't have to just be 3 words

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winex

Something the women ho are with bad golfers can say

“It’s in the wrong hole!”

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DenimChicken

"18 is a good number"

"I rarely do this sober"

"what...bring my wife next time? yeah right - I'm here to have a good time"

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BudWeedGuy

My wife and I swing. We both play the ladies tees.

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BudWeedGuy

I lost it as soon as you hit it.

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BudWeedGuy

I'm here for the foursome.

I'm done. I'm high af my bad.

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loper

You're intoxicated a lot lately. You ok, Eve?

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Eve

Next hole, pleas.

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Icey

3 hole special.....like reverend horny bastard wife. She love you long timr lulz

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ATACdawg

Well, that was part for the course.

I've lost more balls in that hole!

I'd like to stick my flag in that hole!

That's all I've got. 😉

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datinman

My shot landed in the rough.

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mike710

Didn't know this one without looking up golf terms "tending the stick"

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nicespice

“Hey! Watch your aim there!”

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DrStab

Please regrip my shaft.

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twentyfive

Have you seen my ball marker ?

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skibum609

That was a good effort; for you ........,

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YpsiMike

you need to clean off the club head on my shaft

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Longball300

What stiffness is your driver shaft?

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Longball300

I always have two balls in my pocket....

technically that makes four.

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Longball300

Drop your ball using the club with the longest shaft length.

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Cashman1234

I love the sound when it rattles in the hole!

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Daddillac

A woman runs furiously into the clubhouse and yelled at the golf pro.... You have got to do something about the bees on this course, I just got stung again.... The pro asked "where did you get stung?"... the woman replied "between the first and second hole".... The pro said, "I think your stance is to wide"

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skibum609

Ethic Joke Warning - Pussies and Progressives don't read: Two Polish men are playing golf when they come to an elevated Par 3. The first golfer strikes his shot beautifully and although they cannot see the green, they know it is close. The second golfer also strikes his ball beautifully with the same result. When they get to the green, one ball is 4" from the hole and the other cannot be seen, until they discover that it is in the hole. Both golfers claim the ball at the same time stating "its mine I hit a Topflite 4". They had both played the same ball and couldn't figure out, no matter how hard they tried who had the hole in one! The first golfer then says hey we play different types of clubs so maybe the pro can tell which club hit which ball based on clubface. The two Polish guys explain what they want to the club pro, who sadly tells them that idea won't work, but then says I have an idea how we can tell. How they both exclaim? Which one of you played the orange ball says the club pro............

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Eve

Fuck, fuck, fuck . . . (I'm bad at golf.)

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twentyfive

^There’s no fucks on the golf course, but you can toss your clubs at the alligators

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skibum609

Why did they call the game golf? because the word fuck was already taken.

Golf; a good walk spoiled. Mark Twain

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winex

This isn’t golf related, but it reminds me of a joke.

Why is PMS called PMS?

The name Mad Cows Disease was already taken.

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Cashman1234

No homo -

His shaft is so long and firm...

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skibum609

3 worst words in golf "still your turn".

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gSteph

Damn, missed it.

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Huntsman

Whack...fuck.

Two words but seems appropriate here.

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Eve

@Hunts, what kind of sex are you having that involves you or your partner getting whacked or making a 'whack' sound?

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Huntsman

Slapping her ass makes a nice, crisp “whack” sound, Eve. Stop by sometime and I can demonstrate.

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Longball300

I golfed today..... I said "I'd hit that harder next time".... my feelings towards a few dancers I've met.

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