A woman runs furiously into the clubhouse and yelled at the golf pro.... You have got to do something about the bees on this course, I just got stung again.... The pro asked "where did you get stung?"... the woman replied "between the first and second hole".... The pro said, "I think your stance is to wide"
Ethic Joke Warning - Pussies and Progressives don't read: Two Polish men are playing golf when they come to an elevated Par 3. The first golfer strikes his shot beautifully and although they cannot see the green, they know it is close. The second golfer also strikes his ball beautifully with the same result. When they get to the green, one ball is 4" from the hole and the other cannot be seen, until they discover that it is in the hole. Both golfers claim the ball at the same time stating "its mine I hit a Topflite 4". They had both played the same ball and couldn't figure out, no matter how hard they tried who had the hole in one! The first golfer then says hey we play different types of clubs so maybe the pro can tell which club hit which ball based on clubface. The two Polish guys explain what they want to the club pro, who sadly tells them that idea won't work, but then says I have an idea how we can tell. How they both exclaim? Which one of you played the orange ball says the club pro............
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It's in the hole!
“Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you’re not good at them.” — Roy ‘Tin Cup’ McAvoy
“It’s in the wrong hole!”
"I rarely do this sober"
"what...bring my wife next time? yeah right - I'm here to have a good time"
I'm done. I'm high af my bad.
I've lost more balls in that hole!
I'd like to stick my flag in that hole!
That's all I've got. 😉
technically that makes four.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SDuSRKt…
Golf; a good walk spoiled. Mark Twain
Why is PMS called PMS?
The name Mad Cows Disease was already taken.
His shaft is so long and firm...
Two words but seems appropriate here.