A woman runs furiously into the clubhouse and yelled at the golf pro.... You have got to do something about the bees on this course, I just got stung again.... The pro asked "where did you get stung?"... the woman replied "between the first and second hole".... The pro said, "I think your stance is to wide"
Ethic Joke Warning - Pussies and Progressives don't read: Two Polish men are playing golf when they come to an elevated Par 3. The first golfer strikes his shot beautifully and although they cannot see the green, they know it is close. The second golfer also strikes his ball beautifully with the same result. When they get to the green, one ball is 4" from the hole and the other cannot be seen, until they discover that it is in the hole. Both golfers claim the ball at the same time stating "its mine I hit a Topflite 4". They had both played the same ball and couldn't figure out, no matter how hard they tried who had the hole in one! The first golfer then says hey we play different types of clubs so maybe the pro can tell which club hit which ball based on clubface. The two Polish guys explain what they want to the club pro, who sadly tells them that idea won't work, but then says I have an idea how we can tell. How they both exclaim? Which one of you played the orange ball says the club pro............
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last commentThis hobby is expensive
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I'll go with your loose interpretation of 3 words as well...
It's in the hole!
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There's nothing better than spending the afternoon playing a few holes as part of a great foursome.
“Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you’re not good at them.” — Roy ‘Tin Cup’ McAvoy
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Did it go in?
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Married men never get to have fun like this
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I'm intoxicated, it doesn't have to just be 3 words
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Something the women ho are with bad golfers can say
“It’s in the wrong hole!”
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"18 is a good number"
"I rarely do this sober"
"what...bring my wife next time? yeah right - I'm here to have a good time"
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My wife and I swing. We both play the ladies tees.
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I think you sliced it.
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I lost it as soon as you hit it.
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I'm here for the foursome.
I'm done. I'm high af my bad.
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You're intoxicated a lot lately. You ok, Eve?
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Next hole, pleas.
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3 hole special.....like reverend horny bastard wife. She love you long timr lulz
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Well, that was part for the course.
I've lost more balls in that hole!
I'd like to stick my flag in that hole!
That's all I've got. 😉
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Damn! Lost my balls in the bush.
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My shot landed in the rough.
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I need a mulligan
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One more round
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Clean your balls
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🤣
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Didn't know this one without looking up golf terms "tending the stick"
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“Hey! Watch your aim there!”
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Please regrip my shaft.
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Aw fuck it!
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"Is it in yet"???
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Have you seen my ball marker ?
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That was a good effort; for you ........,
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you need to clean off the club head on my shaft
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What stiffness is your driver shaft?
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I always have two balls in my pocket....
technically that makes four.
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IT'S IN THE HOLE!
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Lean your shaft forward please.
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Drop your ball using the club with the longest shaft length.
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It’s a Cinderella story...
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I love the sound when it rattles in the hole!
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Geez, you have a big bag.
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A woman runs furiously into the clubhouse and yelled at the golf pro.... You have got to do something about the bees on this course, I just got stung again.... The pro asked "where did you get stung?"... the woman replied "between the first and second hole".... The pro said, "I think your stance is to wide"
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Ethic Joke Warning - Pussies and Progressives don't read: Two Polish men are playing golf when they come to an elevated Par 3. The first golfer strikes his shot beautifully and although they cannot see the green, they know it is close. The second golfer also strikes his ball beautifully with the same result. When they get to the green, one ball is 4" from the hole and the other cannot be seen, until they discover that it is in the hole. Both golfers claim the ball at the same time stating "its mine I hit a Topflite 4". They had both played the same ball and couldn't figure out, no matter how hard they tried who had the hole in one! The first golfer then says hey we play different types of clubs so maybe the pro can tell which club hit which ball based on clubface. The two Polish guys explain what they want to the club pro, who sadly tells them that idea won't work, but then says I have an idea how we can tell. How they both exclaim? Which one of you played the orange ball says the club pro............
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Fuck, fuck, fuck . . . (I'm bad at golf.)
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^There’s no fucks on the golf course, but you can toss your clubs at the alligators
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Why did they call the game golf? because the word fuck was already taken.
Golf; a good walk spoiled. Mark Twain
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This isn’t golf related, but it reminds me of a joke.
Why is PMS called PMS?
The name Mad Cows Disease was already taken.
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Park it there
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No homo -
His shaft is so long and firm...
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3 worst words in golf "still your turn".
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Damn, missed it.
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Whack...fuck.
Two words but seems appropriate here.
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@Hunts, what kind of sex are you having that involves you or your partner getting whacked or making a 'whack' sound?
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Slapping her ass makes a nice, crisp “whack” sound, Eve. Stop by sometime and I can demonstrate.
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I golfed today..... I said "I'd hit that harder next time".... my feelings towards a few dancers I've met.
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