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ha i've actually done this once (don't laugh guys)

i got her a gift card at victoria's secret

I got my ATF an ultra plush throw blanket from Macy's with her real name embroidered on it.

i don’t have ATFs. I don’t buy them gifts. I pay them to rub their body on me. I pay them to allow me to rub my body part inside them. That’s pretty much it.

As we've gotten to know each other better: Ferrero Rocher Breakfast at Dennys Handmade card with $ Applebees gift card After shift Red Lobster Walgreens photo card with $$ Plane ticket to Hawaii Samsung S10+ Buick Encore GT

Newport 100's

Subtle escalation there SaltyNuts!

Now you gotta get her a house next.

@SaltyNuts - I think that we need to change your screen name to FuckingNuts.

I've set them up with a facial

"Plane ticket to Hawaii Samsung S10+ Buick Encore GT"

so was the package that featured the emotional feedback, the romantic activities, and conversations between you both worth getting in exchange for all of the above? or any regrets?

lol Jack it look me ahwile to get the slinky joke. Nice one!

@jackslash

You wrote, and I quote;

“I bought my ATF a slinky dress. It was so much fun watching her come down the stairs.”

Pics and Vids or it didn’t happen.

🤣

Love the toys from the 60s and 70s: slinky, Duncan yo-yo, Hula hoop, slip and slide, twister, any more?

A bag of my hair clippings (which I of course did not have to pay for). A "Gay Is The Way" t-shirt (which led to the surprise discovery that there are actually homophobic strippers). Mace (with the condition that it was not to be used on me). Stuff for their kids. I don't think I've ever spent more that $20 on a gift, I give cash for any serious gift.

Great joke!

There’s another version when you call a girl a slinky - because the only fun she provides is when you watch her fall down the stairs.

I got a former CF roller skates one time. She did cry so I’m thinking she liked it. Looking back though wtf was I thinking.

What @Nidan said. I don't do CFs, ATFs, RILs. Give me variety.

^ No doing RILs?

Well given most of them are male, probably understandable 😛

Gift giving is now frowned upon in business relationships.

One time only, and it was some $30 trinket from Vegas. Vegas was on her bucket list and a trinket was requested by a fav. I didn't give 2 shits if it hit the trash basket in the dressing room or not, but it actually might have precipitated more fun by the simple fact that I remembered the request.

Once got a fav a perfume that she liked and it smelled really great on her. I expect that is a typical gift.

Russian vodka (for a leeetle Russian lady . . . )

@GoodClubRep - whenever I give a woman perfume, I take the time to find an antique perfume bottle to go alone with it. It makes the gift much more personal.

Dick pics are the gold standard along with after shift dinner at the Olive Garden Any thing else is superfluous

^ lmao, speaking of Olive Garden, I remember when I found this image in a dancer group 😁... tuscl.net

Next best might be JackSlash recipe gift tray 😋

@winex, great idea, next time.