Comments by BigDickSammy_ (page 4)

Really?

I got something you can play with

That is my song bitches

This is funny, https://youtu.be/i63cgUeSsY0

Good to know

Nope

Bump

This is annoying sometimes. Last time I went to olive garden the food was terrible.

^ do you have the right equipment?

Pistola in the club

Then I ate a whole chocolate cake. Breakfast of champions

Keep some peppermints in your pocket. Give her one. Problem solved

Har har har

Stick your hand down your pants and see if you still have ballz

Lets talk about big balls and tittys

I got a black friend look like Michael Jackson, I got a white friend look like Michael Jackaon

I got big big balls

^^ haha There seems to be either a Waffle House or a Cracker Barrel on every exit in the south. I see some funny shit late at night in the Waffle House. I heard some souther biy talking about something that shocked someone. He said that ol boy had a look on his face like a southern boy that pulled up to the Waffle House and seen a closed sign... I laughed at the visual

DAt mouth aint big enough

If my dick ever goes flaccid i just hit my nuts with a rubber hammer and it swells right up again

Are you calling me a dick head?

lol

I would tel her to get ready to get dicked

Who would do such a thing

I will dick them all