"I say i just want to jerk off while she dances" WTF?

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NJBalla
New York
You know im still perplexed why Willy paid good money to do this. Has anyone else had a girl dance for them while they jerked off? Seems like something you could do at home for free/ Anyone else done this? Willy explain your reasoning to the courtroom. Willy's review is below.

"the suspect was about 5'6 with reddish hair. medium build b cup breasts approx 35. she said she was from brazil but she looked white. $40 for the vip plus a tip for her services. cunt and i go back and she whips out a condom and says its $100. i say for what she says for blowjob. i say i just want to jerk off while she dances. she takes out a condom. i dont have an erection so the condom won't go on. she says how much for that. i say $60. she says ok give me the money. i say i'll give you the money when its over she says no now. i give it to her. she starts dancing far away from me as i jerk off about 2 minutes go by and i say can i touch you? she says not unless you put on the condom. another minutes goes by and she says its only 5 minutes and leaves without giving me time to respond.

DO NOT GIVE ANY MONEY UPFRONT."

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san_jose_guy
6 years ago
I believe that in most US clubs that would get you kicked out, or arrested.

But anyway, the way to go is front room makeout sessions, then when it is time for your own pants to come down, you invite her to the back room, and then take her home with you and continue to see her regularly.

SJG

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shadowcat
6 years ago
There is a TUSCL member named Dain that is into that big time. Just read his bio & reviews, etc.
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rogertex
6 years ago
Heard it first here. That someone exists who'd give up a blow job from a brazilian dancer for a self-inflicted hand-job.
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WILLYSGOTAWOMAN
6 years ago
not all of us want the hiv njb. but i'm pretty sure i have more to lose than you.
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WILLYSGOTAWOMAN
6 years ago
ldk is that true? are you down for a bj with your wife?
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NJBalla
6 years ago
You only can get HIV from unprotected FS you idiot. And I would never be in a relationship where spending $100 on an airdance and jerking off was a good time. Take your wife to counseling willy or find someone new.
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Liwet
6 years ago
Never pay up front; she has no incentive to perform and you can't control the situation either.
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WILLYSGOTAWOMAN
6 years ago
wow njb you are completely wrong. now i just feel sorry for you. you know very little. how can i help you? do you want some basic links about hiv? you are without question wrong. fs is not the only way to get hiv. and furthermore condoms break.
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Mr_PUA_Guy50
6 years ago
This is about as pathetic as one gets. With the amount of porn that is out there now you really decided to pay a woman to dance in front of you while you jacked off your willy?
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san_jose_guy
6 years ago
Agreed, about as pathetic as one gets.

SJG
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NJBalla
6 years ago
I agree with PUA and SJG.

@willy save the money you spend on clubbing get pornhub premium and consider camshows as another outlet. Marriage counseling wouldnt be a bad idea as well.
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crazyjoe
6 years ago
Just make sure you use coconut oil like the Family Man bragged about. Then you will be healthy
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Call.Me.Ishmael
6 years ago
It's not what I'm into. But if that's his thing then hakuna matata.
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BigDickSammy_
6 years ago
lol
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Cristobal
6 years ago
It sounds pretty lame regardless of hot she may be but to each their own, it's your time and money.
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