Why did the West Virginia stripper cross the road?

Same thing happened with the lot lizzards. Waffle House was across the street from the sleazy hotel

The wait list at the Olive Garden was too long ;)

Hey hey now Jack, don't be making fun of our beloved Waffle House. I'll admit that when I first moved down here I was a bit skeptical, but I'm a fan now. Nothing there is deep fried and they cook everything to order out in the open. Not the fanciest place you'll ever eat in, but better than many for basic breakfast fare. They even have a dark roast coffee option that is pretty tasty.

^^ haha There seems to be either a Waffle House or a Cracker Barrel on every exit in the south. I see some funny shit late at night in the Waffle House.

I heard some souther biy talking about something that shocked someone. He said that ol boy had a look on his face like a southern boy that pulled up to the Waffle House and seen a closed sign... I laughed at the visual