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4 years ago
Good luck. Call or text if you are ever in my area.
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5 years ago
@ Nicespice... since I have very little in the way of standards, it’s ALL GOOD to me!
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5 years ago
I think Dr Evil just likes to eat PIE (aka pussy aka 3.14). That being said, since I am a non favorites kind of guy, I’m ok with a 75% turnover rate over a 6 month period. I like beautiful women. All the beautiful women. Therefore, all the beautiful women need to rotate so that I get to play with them.
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5 years ago
Who cares?! The fucking things never fit anyway!
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5 years ago
Ummm. YES! That is all.
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5 years ago
Any LEO that that would do that is nothing more than a piece of shit coward who is afraid to actually confront a true bad guy. Too much of a pussy to actually fight real criminals. They can all kiss my ass.
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5 years ago
I’ve had sever in their 50s that still had it going on.
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5 years ago
Who actually still listens to AND trusts ANY MEDIA outlet? They no longer “report”. They are nothing more than “opinion” producers. BOTH SIDES of the fence.
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5 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
I would like to see either the identity of the reviewer or at least some way to determine history of the reviewer’s activity. I think it could assist in determining credibility.
I too would like to see an edit function at least for the reviews. Mainly to allow the reviewer to go back and edit if something is determined to be inaccurate or if the reviewer is requested to remove a dancer’s name that got published if it is determined to be potentially damning to said dancer. ... Or some method to allow for dancer identity to be protected after the fact.
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5 years ago
The Shady Lady is one of my favorite clubs for atmosphere and titties. If you are like me (country by upbringing), the sweet smell of money (cow shit) can be refreshing just outside the Shady Lady and the critters moo all night long just behind the club. All the dancers come up from Wichita because Wichita apparently sucks (not in a good way) regarding stripper work. I do think nicespice would do well at Shady Lady.
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5 years ago
Nice 2 inch nipples on puffy areola can cause blindness when close contact is made in all the right places.
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5 years ago
A couple things. Next time she pulls a knife, use a bit of Filipino Skill to disarm her, then pull your fucking gun and take care of business. Even a stripper hoe knows never to bring a knife to a gun fight. And I’m certain you pack heat if you are carrying serious cash with you. If not, then you are definitely a fucking moron.
Remember, everything on TUSCL is a work of fiction. I wouldn’t even know how to perform a Filipino knife disarm and I don’t even know what a gun feels like. But, it sounded like good advice to give.
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5 years ago
Good stuff
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5 years ago
Well now. That should stop shit from transmission.
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5 years ago
I always carry a spare hockey mask, a 7/32 round file to sharpen the chain, and extra 2 stoke oil to keep things running smooth.
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5 years ago
I’m pretty much doing the same stuff I’ve always done. I have not watched TV for five years. I have not followed sports for five years. I write books. I practice magic. I am a Prepper. I love to shoot. I love to camp. I like to go out and eat. I practice martial arts. Therefore, nothing has Changed for me.
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5 years ago
Be a bigger man. Use a corn cob. You can also use it as a dildo In a pinch.
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5 years ago
Nope. Just going to AMPs.
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5 years ago
The only flake out that I can recall was at a dive SC (aka brothel). Very hot Arab/middle easter flare dancer actually got up on stage because I requested her to since nobody was actually dancing in this SC. I tipped her well and she invited me to sit at a table with her. It took 5 minutes for her to convince me to hit the VIP with her for a full service menu. After we agreed, she told me that she needed to drop her purse off behind the bar. She went to the bar, placed her purse behind it, then sat down on a stool and put lipstick on. She then sat there for 15 minutes. A second dancer (AA hottie) had been watching and decided to get up and come sit with me. She then grabbed my cock and told me that she will take care of whatever the “flake” has decided to pass up. Well, 30 minutes of good VIP commenced on the most nasty couch ever, but she was definitely fun. Her flaky colleague was definitely hot, but I’m not really sure how she makes her money if she can’t remember 2 minutes in the past.
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5 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
I’m guessing that my 3 foot sperm tails will grow to 4 foot and not just tickle my brain as usual, but begin to filter out my ears and nose; thus, replace the hairs that generally occupy those spaces.
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5 years ago
Lol. SJG is most definitely NOT a BOT. He simply has issues. I tested the BOT theory by actually engaging in a few conversations of technical shit that required actually true dialogue outside of the bullshit he usually posts. He is definitely a real individual. Unusual individual, but real nonetheless.
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5 years ago
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Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
OP, have you looked at rubmaps.ch ? The reviews are spot on and you will find the good ones.
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5 years ago
You say that you want to go alone for one of the girls. You are about to fall for a stripper. You are about to make a mistake. She cares ONLY about your money. So, if you are deciding to go alone (which most on this discussion board do), then go in with a plan. Take only the amount of money you wish to spend. DO NOT take your credit card nor your debit card into the strip club; leave them at HOME where you have no access to them. You are new to this and you will absolutely spend to much if you take those with you. These girls are masters at making you fall for them. That is what they do. That is how they make money. Just go and have fun, but leave the fun at the door when the night is over. In other words FORGET about the individual girl the moment you walk out to go home. The next trip in, find another girl to have fun with and then forget about her as you walk out that door. And on and on.
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5 years ago
I MOSTLY get lap dances in VIP and I always remove my belt.
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5 years ago
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Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
I second that notion that you have no idea what you are doing and that research needs done. In my experience, AMPs are hands down the better deal for any sexual service. Strip clubs are more for “the experience” with hot/miss “service” in comparison to AMPs.