And now a global condom shortage!!!!

Now this... I just might have to hoard.

^^^Prop Eve Hartley

Man - I hope they don't run out of XXL size

I guess we better stock up. Amazon has a good deal on trojan bareskin. coupon code is below.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BG48ENgCEAAI…

If I get more than I need and the family planning aisles start emptying, I'll happily donate the excess boxes to the less fortunate. I got you all covered ... no pun intended. :D

^. I wish pun was intended.

Do you need a condom to jack off?

Who cares?! The fucking things never fit anyway!

I saw this thread and ran out and got some.

Before someone else beats me to it...

You can reuse them turn them upside down and shake the fuck out of em.

Sorry

Extra glad I'm snipped!

The story is pretty clear about interruptions in production.
The price of latex right now is so low that I know of some small scale farmers that aren't even collecting it from their trees. Doubt there is a shortage with it. (because, ya, I do know someone with a condom plantation!!!)

Guess there's going to be another baby boom soon.

I actually bought like, 5 boxes of emergency contraception last week, not so much because of the condom shortage but if there's the bad chance that I can't get my birth control renewed for the next few months. While I don't think that'll happen for sure, I don't fuck with the idea of having kids, so I'm prepping anyways.