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And now a global condom shortage!!!!

bkkruined

Washington

6 yrs ago · 1 min read

A global shortage of condoms is looming, the world’s biggest producer has said, after a coronavirus lockdown forced it to shut down production.

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Eve
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Now this... I just might have to hoard.

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Uprightcitizen
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^^^Prop Eve Hartley

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Papi_Chulo
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Man - I hope they don't run out of XXL size

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TrentonPhantom
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I guess we better stock up. Amazon has a good deal on trojan bareskin. coupon code is below. pbs.twimg.com

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Eve
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If I get more than I need and the family planning aisles start emptying, I'll happily donate the excess boxes to the less fortunate. I got you all covered ... no pun intended. :D

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Huntsman
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^. I wish pun was intended.

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shadowcat
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Do you need a condom to jack off?

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Nidan111
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Who cares?! The fucking things never fit anyway!

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Muddy
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I saw this thread and ran out and got some.

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elmer
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Before someone else beats me to it...

You can reuse them turn them upside down and shake the fuck out of em.

Sorry

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JamesSD
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Extra glad I'm snipped!

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bkkruined
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The story is pretty clear about interruptions in production. The price of latex right now is so low that I know of some small scale farmers that aren't even collecting it from their trees. Doubt there is a shortage with it. (because, ya, I do know someone with a condom plantation!!!)

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wallanon
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Guess there's going to be another baby boom soon.

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Eve
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I actually bought like, 5 boxes of emergency contraception last week, not so much because of the condom shortage but if there's the bad chance that I can't get my birth control renewed for the next few months. While I don't think that'll happen for sure, I don't fuck with the idea of having kids, so I'm prepping anyways.

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