And now a global condom shortage!!!!

14 comments

• Eve

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  5 years ago

  Now this... I just might have to hoard.
• Uprightcitizen

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  5 years ago

  ^^^Prop Eve Hartley
• Papi_Chulo

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  5 years ago

  Man - I hope they don't run out of XXL size
• TrentonPhantom

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  5 years ago

  I guess we better stock up. Amazon has a good deal on trojan bareskin. coupon code is below.
  https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BG48ENgCEAAI…
• Eve

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  5 years ago

  If I get more than I need and the family planning aisles start emptying, I'll happily donate the excess boxes to the less fortunate. I got you all covered ... no pun intended. :D
• Huntsman

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  5 years ago

  ^. I wish pun was intended.
• shadowcat

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  5 years ago

  Do you need a condom to jack off?
• Nidan111

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  5 years ago

  Who cares?! The fucking things never fit anyway!
• Muddy

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  5 years ago

  I saw this thread and ran out and got some.
• elmer

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  5 years ago

  Before someone else beats me to it...
  
  You can reuse them turn them upside down and shake the fuck out of em.
  
  Sorry
• JamesSD

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  5 years ago

  Extra glad I'm snipped!
• bkkruined

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  5 years ago

  The story is pretty clear about interruptions in production.
  The price of latex right now is so low that I know of some small scale farmers that aren't even collecting it from their trees. Doubt there is a shortage with it. (because, ya, I do know someone with a condom plantation!!!)
  
• wallanon

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  5 years ago

  Guess there's going to be another baby boom soon.
• Eve

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  5 years ago

  I actually bought like, 5 boxes of emergency contraception last week, not so much because of the condom shortage but if there's the bad chance that I can't get my birth control renewed for the next few months. While I don't think that'll happen for sure, I don't fuck with the idea of having kids, so I'm prepping anyways.