Comments by BGSD3100 (page 3)

SJG, did you eat paint chips as a child?

I have never seen it. I guess the girls feel like their street clothes mean they are off duty.

Clean shirt, new shoes, silk suit, black tie, gold watch, diamond ring, cufflinks, stick pin, top coat, top hat, black shades, white gloves

Maybe now they can finally finish that Trump audit.

TheeOSU - Maybe I'm jaded and cynical, but I think when a dancer does things like this, it's because she's looking for someone to pay her bills.

I have to agree about the clacker heels. The other thing that is a turn-off for me is being super aggressive. I will decide if I want a private, not you. And no, I don't want it that minute I walk in the door.

I don't get involved in their lives. I assume that most of their sob stories are designed to elicit sympathy and get me to give them more money. But, it's not like they would give me a discount if I were tell them all about my pathetic life.

Sexy businesswoman. Look at the video for Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy for reference.

How do you know when she moves? Are you stalking her?

Yes, they can kick you out. No, you do not have to show them your license.

I don't understand why it's so hard to believe they aren't attracted to any customers. I very much doubt that any stripper starts her shift thinking, "I hope I meet my soulmate at work today." The customers are just and endless line of anonymous faces. The only ones that stick out will be the ones that throw around excess money or the ones that are really obnoxious.

I generally wait at least one time through the rotation of danders.

It's in Washington Park, not East St. Louis.

Who needs strip clubs when you have frat parties.

If she were to get a lot of complaints, they might fire her, but I doubt they would care about any individual customer getting ripped off.

I'm not paying two hundred dollars to touch her elbow. I'll talk to another girl or go to a different club.

The only boundary I have ever encountered was dependent how much I was willing to pay.

How would I know if they have Daddy issues? I'm not a mind reader and they don't wear a sign announcing it.

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I once thought I fell for a stripper, but it turned out that someone just spilled beer on the floor.

There is no worst or best time objectively speaking. For me, Saturday night is the worst time, but that's because I'm very introverted. I don't like crowds, I don't like a loud party atomosphere. But, that's me. For other people, that describes their perfect fun night out.

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At the conclusion of a lapdance, the dancer noticed a used condom on the floor and freaked out. At first I thought she was upset that whoever used that room prior to us hadn't cleaned up. But, it soon became apparent that she was upset that people had sex in that room. I guess she didn't know that some dancers offer extras.

You need to go to Illinois, laws in Missouri have pretty killed the strip club business there. As for what you will find there are several tiers. 1 - Hustler, Diamond Cabaret, Scarlets. - These are you gentleman's clubs. Mostly have a look but don't touch policy. Often bring in adult film stars for a weekend. I'm not sure about their private dances because they seem a bit pricy to me, but I've heard you are pretty much just getting the same thing you see on stage, just right in front of you. 2 - Country Rock, Miss Kitty's. To be honest, CR is a bit higher than Kitty's, but I didn't want any clubs to be alone in a tier. They might be lonely But both allow more touching tough it must be discreet. Generally, you can touch a girl sitting at a table with you, but not when she's on stage. Private dances are reasonable, touching is usually allowed, and it's a lapdance. I have heard that some will do extra's but it's very dependent on the individual. 3 - C-Mowes, Moochies, Wiseguys, Cheeks. They seldom actually get on stage to dance. These places are where you go to get your freak on. Most of the dancers provide condoms, if they don't you should have your own. 4- The clubs in Brooklyn, IL - Never been, but have not heard anything about them that makes me want to go. 5 - Devil's Darlings, Club Onyxx. Never been, never heard anything about them. 6- PonyT's - Used to go there a lot when it was under a different name and owner. Since it's been under new ownership, I've been twice. Got ignored both times. If I want to be ignored by women, I will just go to a regular night club. So I put this one in last place because I have a personal grudge against it.

I've seen it. I don't view it as a negative.