Instant Turn Offs - Things Dancers do to try to look sexy that turn you OFF!
Jimmybigtits
Western PA
Monday, August 22, 2022 9:29 PM
Those long fake eyelashes that look like a caterpillar taking a shit on their face. I just have a visceral reaction. I can't stand it.
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Bad bbls.
Having nails done hair extensions lips and maybe boobs and a bbl...but fucked up teeth.
Pull my hair
OTP foot jobs
Pinch my nipples
Wearing glitter
BINGO!!!
I don't mind tattoos or piercings though, at some point it can go overboard but it's gotta be extreme to bother me.
I have to ask Icee, you said feet. Do you you mean all strippers with feet are a turn off? That's gotta really limit your options doesn't it? I mean, I've never seen a stripper without feet. One time I saw a dancer with an amputated arm, but the rest of her was damn near fucking flawless. Never messing a leg or foot though.
Subraman go back to visiting gay bath houses and telling us what you read about strippers on reddit 🤡
I also hate when they have necklaces or nipple piercings and rub on my face and they go up my nose.
Just kidding that never happened. But if it did I'd cut my dick and balls off and burn them in the parking lot
Nipple-rings - not so much the way they look but b/c they get in the way.
Smoking - downhere in the South many clubs still allow smoking inside - not a deal-breaker but a turn-off for me - heck, when I'm watching porn and I see a chick w/ a cigarette, or worst yet a blunt, I don't watch that clip (even those hookah smoke-clouds I find unattractive).
I asked a dancer about it once - and she told me that guys love it!
Bad breath isn’t great.
Swamp ass - or stinky butt - is not good for a girl in a thong.
SJG
In My Dreams
https://youtu.be/-55rKa7fZTo?t=510
I'm personally turned off when a dancer has an excessive amount of tattoos, a neck tattoo, or face tattoos. I'm all for tasteful tattoos, but not when you make your entire body a giant coloring book.
* Bad breath. You would think this one is basic, but there you go. I was barside a few weeks ago when I was approached by an attractive woman who’s breath would knock a buzzard of a shitwagon.
* Are you loud or yelling on the stage? Stay away. Please. Can’t be bothered to smile? Same thing.
This is disgusting but I do have a bad breath story. I dancer who was maybe 2nd tier on my list at that club came out of the VIP and stopped by to say hello and planted a kiss on me and I pulled back immediately. I smelled the manhood of her previous conquest on her breath. I got pissed and told her she needs to Listerine away the previous guys dick before she does that. She was a bit upset about it. The fella she fellated was right behind her and heard what I said. I recognized him from previous visits. He just looked at me and smiled. He said, "Don't worry I've probably smelled you on her breath over the years" which isn't true I've never done a VIP with her.
I jokingly said, "This conversation is a little too gay for me" and he just walked away. Bastard.
Yes, bad breath is surprisingly common. Somehow junk-in-my-face is not my thing.
Often strippers are balancing outfit/jewelry/make-up/persona choices between what PLs want and what feels authentic to them. I don't feel entitled to have them feel phony to try to please me. Anyway. like Ricky Nelson said at the garden party, can't please everyone.
You would think, but the whole melting when she gets wet thing is not conducive to a tight pussy/wild fuck.
On second thought, fuck the wicked witch of the west. And I'm not going with the good witch either something tells me she's a bad lay, a pillow princess. I'm sticking with Toto.
Hats.
Bad surgery—I’m ok with big boobs and big butts if it’s quality, huge lips are stupid; they make you look like a drag Queen.
Stupidly high shoes, anything over an 8 inch is unnecessary.
Wearing a full-butt bikini that is pulled up into your cheeks to make it look like a thong—just buy a thong, why…??
I don’t really like thigh boots but it’s not like a negative in most cases.
I agree that big feet shouldn’t be an issue.
I am one of those freaks who thinks dancers would look hot if they could wear sneakers or Doc Marten’s on stage.
My statement was about shoe size, and not shoe type.
I know there are likely a good number of foot fetishists lurking around, and they probably have a specific foot size they prefer. But unless a dancer is wearing a size 14 mens shoe, it’s not going to make a difference to me.
They have become almost a required part of the dancer outfit.
I don’t really notice feet on stage - and once a dancer is off stage - I get distracted by other areas of her body.
i can't think of any. nothing listed so far. the additional time spent in the loitering room is a turn-off, but that only applies to the 7-ups that are already natural hotties otc. the rest could spend the entire shift in the lr and i wouldn't notice.
Fishnet body-suits – I think they look sexy – the issue I have w/ them is that some dancers feel they are “nude enough” already with a fishnet-bodysuit and thus will leave it on during a dance – I think fishnet-bodysuits look-sexy but when getting a dance I want to feel flesh not fishnet – similarly, long stockings; they don’t do much for me and I prefer to feel her actual legs/skin vs stocking-material.
Full-bottoms that cover most of her butt vs a g-string – full-bottom bikinis don’t look sexy; makes a dancer look grandma-ish – they are not a deal-breaker if she’s o/w my type; but a turn-on they are not.
SJG
w.r.t. stage-show; what I like is sexiness/sensuality (smile; eye-contact; etc) – what I don’t like is a dancer that looks like she’s constipated and looks like she rather be at a funeral than on-stage – I can understand there are dancers that don’t like being on-stage and want-to-be on the floor trying to sell-dances/VIPs, or some dancers may actually be shy/self-conscious about being on-stage; but if she’s required to be on-stage then if she’s half-assing-it it makes me feel that she will also half-ass dances etc.
Then again, there's the theory that high heels make the wearer's booty look better.
SJG
Otherwise maybe I am just not their type so then I don't worry about it if it's nothing I can control or change.
Sucking their own tits
Butt plugs
Touching my face
Thigh high boots
Fish nets
Dog collars
Strong perfume that goes home with me
Pinching my nipples
Bouncing up and down on JR like a kangaroo
Six inch heels on knee high boots
Working so hard during a lap dance that they start sweating - I need a woman close to me not doing a gym workout on me
I'm not letting those anywhere near my dick!
Random tattoos that don't go together
Short hair
The other thing that is a turn-off for me is being super aggressive. I will decide if I want a private, not you. And no, I don't want it that minute I walk in the door.
And as far as the women, most of what they do is real good.
SJG