xcess fake lashes, I'd say I hate all fake ones but there's probably a whole bunch of strippers wearing them that I don't even notice. Really big fake anything turns me off. Extensions that are really long, giant fake ass or tits, eww. Shitty BBL's or really any BBL that I can detect.
I don't mind tattoos or piercings though, at some point it can go overboard but it's gotta be extreme to bother me.
I have to ask Icee, you said feet. Do you you mean all strippers with feet are a turn off? That's gotta really limit your options doesn't it? I mean, I've never seen a stripper without feet. One time I saw a dancer with an amputated arm, but the rest of her was damn near fucking flawless. Never messing a leg or foot though.
Doesn't happen often - but when a dancer wraps her legs around a PL's neck and starts pulling on his neck w/ her legs.
Nipple-rings - not so much the way they look but b/c they get in the way.
Smoking - downhere in the South many clubs still allow smoking inside - not a deal-breaker but a turn-off for me - heck, when I'm watching porn and I see a chick w/ a cigarette, or worst yet a blunt, I don't watch that clip (even those hookah smoke-clouds I find unattractive).
Chicks that cuss/talk-ghetto/talk-gangsta - not that a cuss word slips-out once in a while, but that almost every sentence out of her mouth has cuss-word(s)
Yeah feet are important. It's disgusting when they have those stripper heels on and their toes come out on the sides or their feet are big or their toes are shaped weird. Long toenails look gross too.
Yeah fake-boobs are not something I go for - sometimes they look good inside a sexy-top and I may not notice right-away they're fake and will usually be disappointed when I learn they're fake - I will usually pass on fake-tits unless there's other things about her I really like (like a great ass) - so I'll usually pass on fake-titties or at best get-dances in-spite of them - I may also get dances w/ fake-boobed dancers if I happen to be in a club where a large-proportion of the dancers have them and the natural-girls may be slim-pickings, but I rarely visit those types of clubs.
I don’t understand this move - but when a dancer is on stage and she bends over and smacks her ass so it makes a loud smack. I guess guys hear the smack and look up at her?
I asked a dancer about it once - and she told me that guys love it!
Bad breath isn’t great.
Swamp ass - or stinky butt - is not good for a girl in a thong.
So, there's a girl at one of my clubs who will obnoxiously and exaggeratedly lick her lips while on stage making eye contact with a customer or a group. It's the most wild thing to witness because it gives many of us second hand embarrassment. Many customers and other dancers have laughed behind her back about it.
I'm personally turned off when a dancer has an excessive amount of tattoos, a neck tattoo, or face tattoos. I'm all for tasteful tattoos, but not when you make your entire body a giant coloring book.
My parents taught me many years ago to focus on the things I like, I don’t pay any attention to the strippers that aren’t attractive to me, so I’ve never had the misfortune to have to deal with the things that turn me off.
Tan or brown underwear. Who cares what color underwear a gal likes when it’s actually under something else. But when the underwear is also the outerwear and it’s that color…I don’t get it.
* Tattoos. Can’t stand them. A few are okay, but when the girl looks like she’s a train that’s been tagged by every graffiti artist it’s a turnoff.
* Bad breath. You would think this one is basic, but there you go. I was barside a few weeks ago when I was approached by an attractive woman who’s breath would knock a buzzard of a shitwagon.
* Are you loud or yelling on the stage? Stay away. Please. Can’t be bothered to smile? Same thing.
I'm surprised at how many dancers out there have bad breath or a smelly ass. LOL. I've never experienced the smelly ass in 15 years of clubbing
This is disgusting but I do have a bad breath story. I dancer who was maybe 2nd tier on my list at that club came out of the VIP and stopped by to say hello and planted a kiss on me and I pulled back immediately. I smelled the manhood of her previous conquest on her breath. I got pissed and told her she needs to Listerine away the previous guys dick before she does that. She was a bit upset about it. The fella she fellated was right behind her and heard what I said. I recognized him from previous visits. He just looked at me and smiled. He said, "Don't worry I've probably smelled you on her breath over the years" which isn't true I've never done a VIP with her.
I jokingly said, "This conversation is a little too gay for me" and he just walked away. Bastard.
@datinman disagree about Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz, I would hit that.
Yes, bad breath is surprisingly common. Somehow junk-in-my-face is not my thing.
Often strippers are balancing outfit/jewelry/make-up/persona choices between what PLs want and what feels authentic to them. I don't feel entitled to have them feel phony to try to please me. Anyway. like Ricky Nelson said at the garden party, can't please everyone.
Clomping around in the platform heels where the soles are 4 inches thick with the 4 inch heels. you really think those are attractive? Or are they just doing anything to distract us from their butterface?
Good point but it may be presumptuous to assume that lube has the same impact as water. But I assume most lube is mainly water based. It is a risk. It's unclear to me if as she dissolve does my dick inside of her dissolve as well
On second thought, fuck the wicked witch of the west. And I'm not going with the good witch either something tells me she's a bad lay, a pillow princess. I'm sticking with Toto.
@Cashman1234 - I’m one of those freaks that cannot stand the platform shoes that are popular with dancers. I know that Pleasers are popular with dancers, but they just look heavy and awkward. Give me a classy set of standard heels (or stilettos) and I‘m good. In fact, that’s one of the first things I noticed about my retired ATF.
That is so interesting the dislike for pleasers because it is the required standard most of the time! ( I would much rather wear converse or doc Martin's on stage but I would also get fired LOL)
I understand everyone has preferences and dislikes but uniquename.
My statement was about shoe size, and not shoe type.
I know there are likely a good number of foot fetishists lurking around, and they probably have a specific foot size they prefer. But unless a dancer is wearing a size 14 mens shoe, it’s not going to make a difference to me.
'things they do to try to look sexy that turns you off'
i can't think of any. nothing listed so far. the additional time spent in the loitering room is a turn-off, but that only applies to the 7-ups that are already natural hotties otc. the rest could spend the entire shift in the lr and i wouldn't notice.
Fishnets, super high heels, perfume, glitter, make-up that rubs off, tattoos, but as someone said earlier the loud slamming together of the shoes while on stage - rather flush my money. New one from the weekend: Dancers who get all over on you while you're getting a massage. Wait your turn.
Wouldn't say it's an instant turn-off but often is ... when the dancer is wearing too-much clothes as in too-elaborate an outfit; during-the-dance I don't want her taking half-the-song taking-off her outfit, or worse yet not take much off during a dance b/c it's too much trouble for her to take the outfit off and on.
Fishnet body-suits – I think they look sexy – the issue I have w/ them is that some dancers feel they are “nude enough” already with a fishnet-bodysuit and thus will leave it on during a dance – I think fishnet-bodysuits look-sexy but when getting a dance I want to feel flesh not fishnet – similarly, long stockings; they don’t do much for me and I prefer to feel her actual legs/skin vs stocking-material.
Full-bottoms that cover most of her butt vs a g-string – full-bottom bikinis don’t look sexy; makes a dancer look grandma-ish – they are not a deal-breaker if she’s o/w my type; but a turn-on they are not.
Lazy stage-show – not a deal-breaker 100% of the time; but I’ve def passed on dancers given their demeanor on stage that I o/w may have gotten dances from – I’m not one that requires a dancer to do an Olympic-style-routine on stage; I’m not that impressed w/ super-wild stage-shows, actually IME often times the dancers that are really into their stage-shows often don’t seem to be as interested in giving good-dances.
w.r.t. stage-show; what I like is sexiness/sensuality (smile; eye-contact; etc) – what I don’t like is a dancer that looks like she’s constipated and looks like she rather be at a funeral than on-stage – I can understand there are dancers that don’t like being on-stage and want-to-be on the floor trying to sell-dances/VIPs, or some dancers may actually be shy/self-conscious about being on-stage; but if she’s required to be on-stage then if she’s half-assing-it it makes me feel that she will also half-ass dances etc.
Lmfao I don't think anyone has ever rejected me for my wide feet. It would be more my "fuck you and go to hell" attitude :) That's probably the main thing with me.
Otherwise maybe I am just not their type so then I don't worry about it if it's nothing I can control or change.
@ sukki side note, I'm guessing your name is based on the Japanese word for like or something like that, but in Russian suki means bitches lmfao. I'm not telling you to change it, but just be aware.
Spray tans that wind up all over my clothes and face
Strong perfume that goes home with me
Pinching my nipples
Bouncing up and down on JR like a kangaroo
Six inch heels on knee high boots
Working so hard during a lap dance that they start sweating - I need a woman close to me not doing a gym workout on me
lol a lot of us read the question wrong including me. but I had a fav years back who would like to choke me. Im not into the S&M stuff and it would make me go soft. I dont think she enjoyed it either, but Im guessig she had a few clients who enjoyed it
The other thing that is a turn-off for me is being super aggressive. I will decide if I want a private, not you. And no, I don't want it that minute I walk in the door.
They try to make themselves into the hottest thing you have ever seen, so that you have to have them and right away. At its best a strip club can offer this.
And as far as the women, most of what they do is real good.
Fake Hard tits, thigh high boots if you are lap dancing with me, nipple jewelry, fishnets if you are dancing for me, and # 1 is body makeup that transfers to my pants or shirt.
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Bad bbls.
Having nails done hair extensions lips and maybe boobs and a bbl...but fucked up teeth.
Pull my hair
OTP foot jobs
Pinch my nipples
Wearing glitter
BINGO!!!
I don't mind tattoos or piercings though, at some point it can go overboard but it's gotta be extreme to bother me.
I have to ask Icee, you said feet. Do you you mean all strippers with feet are a turn off? That's gotta really limit your options doesn't it? I mean, I've never seen a stripper without feet. One time I saw a dancer with an amputated arm, but the rest of her was damn near fucking flawless. Never messing a leg or foot though.
Subraman go back to visiting gay bath houses and telling us what you read about strippers on reddit 🤡
I also hate when they have necklaces or nipple piercings and rub on my face and they go up my nose.
Just kidding that never happened. But if it did I'd cut my dick and balls off and burn them in the parking lot
Nipple-rings - not so much the way they look but b/c they get in the way.
Smoking - downhere in the South many clubs still allow smoking inside - not a deal-breaker but a turn-off for me - heck, when I'm watching porn and I see a chick w/ a cigarette, or worst yet a blunt, I don't watch that clip (even those hookah smoke-clouds I find unattractive).
I asked a dancer about it once - and she told me that guys love it!
Bad breath isn’t great.
Swamp ass - or stinky butt - is not good for a girl in a thong.
SJG
In My Dreams
https://youtu.be/-55rKa7fZTo?t=510
I'm personally turned off when a dancer has an excessive amount of tattoos, a neck tattoo, or face tattoos. I'm all for tasteful tattoos, but not when you make your entire body a giant coloring book.
* Bad breath. You would think this one is basic, but there you go. I was barside a few weeks ago when I was approached by an attractive woman who’s breath would knock a buzzard of a shitwagon.
* Are you loud or yelling on the stage? Stay away. Please. Can’t be bothered to smile? Same thing.
This is disgusting but I do have a bad breath story. I dancer who was maybe 2nd tier on my list at that club came out of the VIP and stopped by to say hello and planted a kiss on me and I pulled back immediately. I smelled the manhood of her previous conquest on her breath. I got pissed and told her she needs to Listerine away the previous guys dick before she does that. She was a bit upset about it. The fella she fellated was right behind her and heard what I said. I recognized him from previous visits. He just looked at me and smiled. He said, "Don't worry I've probably smelled you on her breath over the years" which isn't true I've never done a VIP with her.
I jokingly said, "This conversation is a little too gay for me" and he just walked away. Bastard.
Yes, bad breath is surprisingly common. Somehow junk-in-my-face is not my thing.
Often strippers are balancing outfit/jewelry/make-up/persona choices between what PLs want and what feels authentic to them. I don't feel entitled to have them feel phony to try to please me. Anyway. like Ricky Nelson said at the garden party, can't please everyone.
You would think, but the whole melting when she gets wet thing is not conducive to a tight pussy/wild fuck.
On second thought, fuck the wicked witch of the west. And I'm not going with the good witch either something tells me she's a bad lay, a pillow princess. I'm sticking with Toto.
Hats.
Bad surgery—I’m ok with big boobs and big butts if it’s quality, huge lips are stupid; they make you look like a drag Queen.
Stupidly high shoes, anything over an 8 inch is unnecessary.
Wearing a full-butt bikini that is pulled up into your cheeks to make it look like a thong—just buy a thong, why…??
I don’t really like thigh boots but it’s not like a negative in most cases.
I agree that big feet shouldn’t be an issue.
I am one of those freaks who thinks dancers would look hot if they could wear sneakers or Doc Marten’s on stage.
My statement was about shoe size, and not shoe type.
I know there are likely a good number of foot fetishists lurking around, and they probably have a specific foot size they prefer. But unless a dancer is wearing a size 14 mens shoe, it’s not going to make a difference to me.
They have become almost a required part of the dancer outfit.
I don’t really notice feet on stage - and once a dancer is off stage - I get distracted by other areas of her body.
i can't think of any. nothing listed so far. the additional time spent in the loitering room is a turn-off, but that only applies to the 7-ups that are already natural hotties otc. the rest could spend the entire shift in the lr and i wouldn't notice.
Fishnet body-suits – I think they look sexy – the issue I have w/ them is that some dancers feel they are “nude enough” already with a fishnet-bodysuit and thus will leave it on during a dance – I think fishnet-bodysuits look-sexy but when getting a dance I want to feel flesh not fishnet – similarly, long stockings; they don’t do much for me and I prefer to feel her actual legs/skin vs stocking-material.
Full-bottoms that cover most of her butt vs a g-string – full-bottom bikinis don’t look sexy; makes a dancer look grandma-ish – they are not a deal-breaker if she’s o/w my type; but a turn-on they are not.
SJG
w.r.t. stage-show; what I like is sexiness/sensuality (smile; eye-contact; etc) – what I don’t like is a dancer that looks like she’s constipated and looks like she rather be at a funeral than on-stage – I can understand there are dancers that don’t like being on-stage and want-to-be on the floor trying to sell-dances/VIPs, or some dancers may actually be shy/self-conscious about being on-stage; but if she’s required to be on-stage then if she’s half-assing-it it makes me feel that she will also half-ass dances etc.
Then again, there's the theory that high heels make the wearer's booty look better.
SJG
Otherwise maybe I am just not their type so then I don't worry about it if it's nothing I can control or change.
Sucking their own tits
Butt plugs
Touching my face
Thigh high boots
Fish nets
Dog collars
Strong perfume that goes home with me
Pinching my nipples
Bouncing up and down on JR like a kangaroo
Six inch heels on knee high boots
Working so hard during a lap dance that they start sweating - I need a woman close to me not doing a gym workout on me
I'm not letting those anywhere near my dick!
Random tattoos that don't go together
Short hair
The other thing that is a turn-off for me is being super aggressive. I will decide if I want a private, not you. And no, I don't want it that minute I walk in the door.
And as far as the women, most of what they do is real good.
SJG