What is your worst "You might be too uptight to work here" moment with a dancer?
goldmongerATL
The Square Above Charlie Weaver
i went to tip a dancer today and my hand touched her outer thigh as a put a dollar in her garter. She barked at me not to touch her. She said to put the dollar in her garter but to never touch her. She was visibly pissed off the rest of her set. Guess what? No one else went up and tipped her.
Oh, she was also wearing pasties in a fully nude club.
Oh, she was also wearing pasties in a fully nude club.
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Anyway I simply lay down a couple of ones and when she came over for them she simply sat in front of me and slowly folded one into a perfect A frame and then slowly did the second one and set both down where they were. She didn't dance or anything. It was clearly her sending me a message that I should have properly folded those ones as a tribute to her being a goddess and all.
I got up and went to another stage and enjoyed better attitudes from other strippers for the rest of the visit.
LOL but to this day I always fold my stage tips into that A frame. She trained me! 🤦
I decided to go get some lapdances just to test her out and she immediately started complaining how every guy there asked about extras. Boy that was a mood killer. She did give a good lapdance though although during the entire time she was talking about how she’s never coming back to this club and going back to her home club which was (at the time) also notorious for extras. Go figure.
This girl was so hot she was featured in alan markowitzs Cinemax TV series. For years I saw her at Alan’s clubs all the time and avoided her like the plague.
Instead of her it was an at a club too uptight for Portland moment.
Later I saw her at a different club and it was all good. 🤗🦄
I think the electrical tape on the nipples is a bit of a niche fetish.
To me it's kinda' sad to see a girl in that condition. It wouldn't change the ultimate outcome for me - I'd avoid her because she's obviously not going to be fun to deal with. But I'd be less inclined to look upon her negatively than I would one who just seems to be wound up too tight.
I decided to take a dirty looking blonde milf for some lap dances. Before we moved to the dance area, she seemed like she could be fun just for a few dances and a decent grind.
When we got to the dance area it was like there was a perimeter that she wouldn’t encroach on. I told my buddy after that I couldn’t even get close enough to catch a whiff of her perfume!
As the dances ended (I got two), she leaned in close (broaching the perimeter) and asked if I wanted to take her to VIP. I couldn’t resist making a comment. I leaned in close, and I asked her if she had lube and rubber gloves in her bag, as I would love to fist her asshole in VIP and then have her piss on my chest after. She got that grumpy look and told me I was a filthy pervert - and that would never happen!
One time my regular was not there but there was this smoking blonde with a great body whom I had seen before but never tried. We go back and get undressed and she tells me to leave my socks on. She tells me a story about her brother would jerk off on into a sock and just throw it in the corner and it disgusted her.
I thought she was only joking so I began taking off my socks and she gets really angry. “I told you not to take off your socks!”
The rest did not go well
She's a literal escort now. Sucks a mean dick, too. With no trace of shyness about being touched. 🙃🙃
thanks gmd.
good to hear a success story now and then.
Such a mix of apples and oranges. If a stripper can't handle it that customers will WANT to exceed her boundaries, yes, she's in the wrong business. But like any human being, she has the right to be disgusted with anyone who doesn't ask for things as politely as possible.
Yes, it's greasy that you generally won't get honesty beforehand about what the boundaries are. But, if you can't get over being torqued about this, you are the one who's somewhere you don't belong. And really, you feel deeply victimized because you didn't like the second dance, that you got AFTER not liking the first one? Man up dude, that's why it's called a long shot.
I frequently prefer dancers with stricter boundaries over ones with looser boundaries. So, maybe PLs like me are to blame that clubs don't fire dancers with stricter boundaries. But, sorry, you're not fisting me for it unless you can hold me down. However, I can't see a good reason to decline to piss on someone, as long as they'll buy me a diet coke with free refills.
I was sitting with a girl who was new to the club and was just beautiful. If the club averaged 6’s she was a 9. Absolutely stunning. We were having a good conversation. It was her 4th shift at the club and she hadn’t done a room yet. First warning sign. We kept vibing and I was blinded by her beauty and our connection. Lol. Then she calmly dropped into the conversation that she was a witch. I laughed like anyone would. Oops. She then explained for 15 minutes how witchcraft is a real thing. Or is it a religion? I don’t remember. At this point the rose colored glasses were lifting from my eyes but she was still an 8. We go to a room and I did something well within the non-extras zone and she bit me on my wrist. And held on. And on. She didn’t break the skin but it left a mark for a week or so. She lasted another few weeks and I saw her a few more times and waved as kept moving. I never saw her as a 9 after that.
Another time I was in a different club and having a great conversation with a girl who was beautiful and we shared the same taste in sci fi and booze. She’d been dancing 8 months and was at a city club where she’d definitely had some experiences. While explaining to me the episode of Star Trek with the tribbles, when she got to the part where the tribbles died en masse, she started crying. She was all choked up and tears were streaming down her face. I was smitten before this happened and blew straight through this glaring warning sign. We did a room and she was very uncomfortable sitting on a fully pants covered hard on. She spent the rest of the half hour dancing on the far side of the room. She kept dancing for a few months and then covid hit and I haven’t seen her since, she took down her stripper IG page and I assume she’s done.
The lesson to me is not that they shouldn’t be dancing. That’s always gonna happen. The better lesson is I’m a moron for not following the signals and pulling the rip cord. Oh well. Maybe next time.
In terms of my interaction with that stripper, I knew she was very full of herself and enamored with her own beauty. My comment was a last ditch effort to see if she would crack a smile - or lose the stuck up act that lasted through both dances.
It's callous of me that I didn't feel more grief at the mass death of the tribbles. They just didn't have very much personality. But people cry about Bambi, and Bambi pooped. The tribbles seemed to never poop, that's a very endearing quality in an animal friend.
"oh really?" was her reply.
5 minutes later jerkoff bouncer comes up to me and said, "you know some women don't appreciate to be spoken a certain way."
fuck that bitch. btw, i managed somehow to brush my hand on her outer thigh. skin like sandpaper - she fucking sucks!!!!!
2nd worst encounter: new girl i met a week before gave me her tel#. buy a dance from her and i figured cool. nope. she rats me out to a manager and has me thrown out for whipping out my cock. i threw out her number.