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Muddy

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1,141 posts by Muddy

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Cinco De Mayo anybody doing anything cool?

I went out to two clubs, NO dancers at either one. This is in El Paso, Texas. Being a Sunday doesn’t help either I’m sure. But I just had it in my head that this holiday would be some utopian…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 3

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When do you check TUSCL?

1. When I am taking a shit 2. When my job has me wait 3. When a food place has me wait 4. Nothing goin on at the SC and/or don’t want the fat stripper to try and “get wit dis” 5. When I’m…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 8

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Dating single mothers

“You hear that Cindy! He’s gonna save us now!” This is everyday life when dating Latinas

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 16

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Alright an older stripper comes up to you

Asks your for a dance. But your interested. Then she whips out a photo, showing you what she looked like back in 1987. And she’s fucking smoking hot. Would that change anything for you? I was thinking about it. I would.…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 22

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When a stripper buys you a drink

This is happened last night. It’s an interesting hustle play, and it worked on my ass. Of course she was older (no 19 year old is doing that shit) but I was so caught off guard by it I was…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 45

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She was probably just on her period

Some posters wanted update on that whole CF thing. So I thought I would give it. I saw her tonight (slow for a Saturday) The vibe was totally different. It’s as if nothing happened. I still apologized, she said “you…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 10

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“Big Dick Energy”

I don’t watch every tv show, in fact hardly any now a days. Is this some kind of new thing? Maybe I missed something. Recent clubbing has lead to numerous accounts of dancers mentioning this Big Dick Energy but never…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 8

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We as a group need to do a better job of recruiting dancers

All over town I see these hotties working entry level jobs. A lot of fast food. I just saw it today. Motherfucking Burger King bitch had not one but two 9’s working there. Hell yeah I want it my way.…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 29

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Yup she’s mad

Alright I’m not trying to bring my drama to TUSCL but I think it can raise some interesting talking points. My CF that I talked about in a previous topic blocked me on Instagram. (Not the end of the world…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 40

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Revoked privelages with fav after 4 month absence?

I took a break since November. A few reasons for it but whatever that ain’t even that long. I saw what was my CF at the time last night and got some vanilla ass dances. I tried sucking titties..nope, licking…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 41

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Anybody here ever do some setup/round robin dating stuff

You know like speed dating with name tags or whatever kind of get together. Any interesting stories? Success or failure. I think I want to try something like this to get out of the clubs for a little bit. I…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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DUGAN.....I’m calling you OUT

I got beef with you. You want to take shots at my shitty Baby Dolls review. No problem, too easy. Meet me by the high school bleachers at 6 (right after I’m done fucking the cheerleader and remincing about my…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 56

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I didn’t get laid in high school

I’ll admit it. I was kinda popular too. Girls wanted me, I was just too much of a pansy to make a move. But here’s what I’m gonna do to rectify it. Make amends. I’m gonna dress up my stripper friend…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 87

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I’m a Regular in Love and I’m proud!

And I don’teven care who knows Everybody chant! WE LOVE (ONE) PUSSY! Sing it! WE LOVE (ONE) PUSSY! Now clap your hands everybody! *clap* *clap* Now let’s all hang out at the strip club for 8 hours! Come on now! OMG she texted me!

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 9

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I’m young, I’m hot and IM REAL

So I’m just gonna need $4,000 a month. So get in line boyz! K thnx bye Could you imagine being this vain? 1. We are in El Paso bitch everyone and their mother knows ain’t nobody making that kinda money out…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 6

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How active are you during a regular ass lap dance

Because I really get into it. Like dry humping, really doing as much motion if not more than the dancer. But judging by the comments I get from most dancer such as “dude you gotta chill” “relax” and “god damn…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 15 37

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If only we could meet women by having sex with them first

I'm telling I know i'm not alone in this. But I think have sex better than I am handsome. I really do. Not to say I'm ugly, but I mean you just tell some of these girls may have had…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 16

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I have a cousin down in Atlanta

2nd cousin. And I got to admit she is hot as fuck. Not gonna lie. She’s a dead ringer for the pornstar Kristina Rose. If I was related I would totally try tap that. One of the cutest girls you’ll…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 11

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Where was this when I was 13?

https://nypost.com/2019/02/28/teacher-allegedly-had-sex-with-13-year-old-while-his-friend-watched/ That was my ultimate fantasy in Math class. I didn’t get shit. Look at how hot that fucking teacher is.

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 14

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Something I do to make me feel better about myself. I look at celebrities/quater

And it fucking works man! You guys should try it. I guarantee you'll like be at like 70% (I'm at like 80%) They all seem to like these petite blonde skeletons that do nothing for me. Then I realize I…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 10

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Kissing/Licking a dancers neck while getting dance

I’m really into this. Only really VIP though. I get mixed reactions some totally get into it and it’s hot as fuck. Some tell me “dude chill!” But this might not as common as I think it is. It’s…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 28 29

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I got some shit to say. In-N-Out is fucking overrated

The burgers suck The fries really suck Although I gotta say the shakes are pretty good Not enough save it though. You got people ROAD TRIPPING for that garbage. I agree with this dude. He speaks the truth. https://nypost.com/2019/02/14/does-in-n-out-have-the-worst-fries-in-america/

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I just got a massage from some DUDE!!!!

I was desperate. I was feeling like crap with headaches, and just muscle tightness all over. I heard this guy was the best massaeuse in town. So I went. And I got admit although it felt a little gay a…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 22

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With all the political talk, do you move a little left when interacting with wom

I’m convinced it’s impossible to date in a big city while being a out and about Trump voter. While I’m not gonna wear my Hilary Clinton 2020 shirt, I’m gonna usually just try to stay away from all that stuff.…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 123

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I’ve been really striking out recently

This dancer I’m into at the club, I stood outside of her window, with a boom box and played in your eyes by Peter Gabriel, fucking girl still didn’t want to have sex with me. How have y’all faring out…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 22
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