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I went out to two clubs, NO dancers at either one. This is in El Paso, Texas. Being a Sunday doesn’t help either I’m sure. But I just had it in my head that this holiday would be some utopian…
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1. When I am taking a shit 2. When my job has me wait 3. When a food place has me wait 4. Nothing goin on at the SC and/or don’t want the fat stripper to try and “get wit dis” 5. When I’m…
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“You hear that Cindy! He’s gonna save us now!” This is everyday life when dating Latinas
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Asks your for a dance. But your interested. Then she whips out a photo, showing you what she looked like back in 1987. And she’s fucking smoking hot. Would that change anything for you? I was thinking about it. I would.…
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This is happened last night. It’s an interesting hustle play, and it worked on my ass. Of course she was older (no 19 year old is doing that shit) but I was so caught off guard by it I was…
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Some posters wanted update on that whole CF thing. So I thought I would give it. I saw her tonight (slow for a Saturday) The vibe was totally different. It’s as if nothing happened. I still apologized, she said “you…
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I don’t watch every tv show, in fact hardly any now a days. Is this some kind of new thing? Maybe I missed something. Recent clubbing has lead to numerous accounts of dancers mentioning this Big Dick Energy but never…
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All over town I see these hotties working entry level jobs. A lot of fast food. I just saw it today. Motherfucking Burger King bitch had not one but two 9’s working there. Hell yeah I want it my way.…
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Alright I’m not trying to bring my drama to TUSCL but I think it can raise some interesting talking points. My CF that I talked about in a previous topic blocked me on Instagram. (Not the end of the world…
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I took a break since November. A few reasons for it but whatever that ain’t even that long. I saw what was my CF at the time last night and got some vanilla ass dances. I tried sucking titties..nope, licking…
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You know like speed dating with name tags or whatever kind of get together. Any interesting stories? Success or failure. I think I want to try something like this to get out of the clubs for a little bit. I…
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I got beef with you. You want to take shots at my shitty Baby Dolls review. No problem, too easy. Meet me by the high school bleachers at 6 (right after I’m done fucking the cheerleader and remincing about my…
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I’ll admit it. I was kinda popular too. Girls wanted me, I was just too much of a pansy to make a move. But here’s what I’m gonna do to rectify it. Make amends. I’m gonna dress up my stripper friend…
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And I don’teven care who knows Everybody chant! WE LOVE (ONE) PUSSY! Sing it! WE LOVE (ONE) PUSSY! Now clap your hands everybody! *clap* *clap* Now let’s all hang out at the strip club for 8 hours! Come on now! OMG she texted me!
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So I’m just gonna need $4,000 a month. So get in line boyz! K thnx bye Could you imagine being this vain? 1. We are in El Paso bitch everyone and their mother knows ain’t nobody making that kinda money out…
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Because I really get into it. Like dry humping, really doing as much motion if not more than the dancer. But judging by the comments I get from most dancer such as “dude you gotta chill” “relax” and “god damn…
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I'm telling I know i'm not alone in this. But I think have sex better than I am handsome. I really do. Not to say I'm ugly, but I mean you just tell some of these girls may have had…
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2nd cousin. And I got to admit she is hot as fuck. Not gonna lie. She’s a dead ringer for the pornstar Kristina Rose. If I was related I would totally try tap that. One of the cutest girls you’ll…
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https://nypost.com/2019/02/28/teacher-allegedly-had-sex-with-13-year-old-while-his-friend-watched/ That was my ultimate fantasy in Math class. I didn’t get shit. Look at how hot that fucking teacher is.
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And it fucking works man! You guys should try it. I guarantee you'll like be at like 70% (I'm at like 80%) They all seem to like these petite blonde skeletons that do nothing for me. Then I realize I…
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I’m really into this. Only really VIP though. I get mixed reactions some totally get into it and it’s hot as fuck. Some tell me “dude chill!” But this might not as common as I think it is. It’s…
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The burgers suck The fries really suck Although I gotta say the shakes are pretty good Not enough save it though. You got people ROAD TRIPPING for that garbage. I agree with this dude. He speaks the truth. https://nypost.com/2019/02/14/does-in-n-out-have-the-worst-fries-in-america/
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I was desperate. I was feeling like crap with headaches, and just muscle tightness all over. I heard this guy was the best massaeuse in town. So I went. And I got admit although it felt a little gay a…
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I’m convinced it’s impossible to date in a big city while being a out and about Trump voter. While I’m not gonna wear my Hilary Clinton 2020 shirt, I’m gonna usually just try to stay away from all that stuff.…
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This dancer I’m into at the club, I stood outside of her window, with a boom box and played in your eyes by Peter Gabriel, fucking girl still didn’t want to have sex with me. How have y’all faring out…
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