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Muddy

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1,146 posts by Muddy

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Kissing/Licking a dancers neck while getting dance

I’m really into this. Only really VIP though. I get mixed reactions some totally get into it and it’s hot as fuck. Some tell me “dude chill!” But this might not as common as I think it is. It’s…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 47 29

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I got some shit to say. In-N-Out is fucking overrated

The burgers suck The fries really suck Although I gotta say the shakes are pretty good Not enough save it though. You got people ROAD TRIPPING for that garbage. I agree with this dude. He speaks the truth. https://nypost.com/2019/02/14/does-in-n-out-have-the-worst-fries-in-america/

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 5 32

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I just got a massage from some DUDE!!!!

I was desperate. I was feeling like crap with headaches, and just muscle tightness all over. I heard this guy was the best massaeuse in town. So I went. And I got admit although it felt a little gay a…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 22

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With all the political talk, do you move a little left when interacting with wom

I’m convinced it’s impossible to date in a big city while being a out and about Trump voter. While I’m not gonna wear my Hilary Clinton 2020 shirt, I’m gonna usually just try to stay away from all that stuff.…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 123

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I’ve been really striking out recently

This dancer I’m into at the club, I stood outside of her window, with a boom box and played in your eyes by Peter Gabriel, fucking girl still didn’t want to have sex with me. How have y’all faring out…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 22

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Single vs. Married friends

I’m at a super bowl party last night with some dude I know from work, invited me. I was like sure whatever. We are drinking and bullshiting. I’m thinking to my self, man if this dudes wasn’t married we could…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 24

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If you could magically warp and move to another city would you do it?

Your job will move with you. Even family and friends, they can come with you (yes even the wife too if you want) I say this because, I always think this. When I'm on the road, I'm always thinking I…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 11

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Sunglasses in the club

I’m thinking about investing a solid pair of sunglasses for to wear at the club. Rarely do I ever see this. I would do it when I really dress up. More of a Saturday night kind of thing than a…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 7 47

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Is everybody ok?

I feel like chances are high that this could be one of you. Fucking crazy bitch. https://nypost.com/2019/01/24/sugar-daddy-lifestyle-turned-deadly-when-stripper-kills-pharma-exec-prosecutors/

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 3

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This obsession UFC and College football

I see this in all the stripclubs with TVs and every bar in America. All these fucking dudes crying over some random ass college football game. Southeast Iowa College vs Northwest Nebraska university. Ask them to name ONE player on…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 7

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In the future do you think we will see stripping become more career oriented

I might lose everyone with this one but fuck it let me give it a shot. It recent years it seems like there is less of a stigma to being a stripper/sex type worker seems to have worn off some.…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 6 34

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We need an app we can see exactly who’s working that night

It would save me so much time and money. At the clubs I live near and especially on the road. I would need an ass and titties profile of everyone and then you can make better informed decisions on where…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 9 27

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Where the fuck is Mamisan at?

Did her AMP get raided? I’m worried about her.

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 7

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Match.com

Man I gotta be honest it's brutal. Holy fuck. There's a reason I go to strip clubs. Do you all got any online dating success stories? I bought the 6 month and I regret it already. Whatever I know your…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 26

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Having problems with “The System” in dives

I can’t but feel out of place with my white suit on in these places. Often times I’ll be in the club and I’ll get swarmed by girls immediately. It makes it hard to carrry on with the fucking thing.…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 7

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On Balding

Fuck it, it’s gone. When the dancers start bitching about it, I gotta take a hint. My problem with bald guys is I never really liked them. They are always the bad guys in movies. Now I’m one. Too young…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 5 30

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Who’s responsibility is it to tell a dancer it’s time to hang it up

It’s America and it’s obviously her right to dance as long as she wants. But let’s get fucking real somebody has to tell her. Should it be us, management or fellow dancers to nudge her. When I see dancers that…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 26

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Pheromones?

Doing some shopping and came across this stuff. Anyone have any success with that type of stuff. Always looking for an edge in the club. Does it replace cologne?

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 16

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Horny AF and anxious on a Saturday night, then texting all you Favs/SBs

I’ll text one right after the other, too impatient to wait for the proper time for them to respond, then they all respond throughout the the the night. Then I have to either not respond back or make up some…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 5 10

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Any podcasts/radio about strip clubs/strippers/mongering worth listening too

I’m gonna be driving a lot this weekend I’d like to throw something good on. Sick of fucking politics.

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 2

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Say you had feelings for a dancer...

Would being a spending customer have a negative or positive on how she feels toward you? I know, I know this breaks TUSCL golden rule. And it’s not me I’m talking about (although it did happen in the early SC…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 11 35

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Does a dancers song they pick influence your interest at all

If your in a club where they even have influence over it. For me it does. The girls that dance to Aerosmith or Deftones I have this huge urge to talk them about music, but they were just....not good looking…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 13

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Where is the best area to club in the Northeast?

I consider that D.C and up. Is it North Jersey? Philly? NYC? Long Island? Baltimore maybe. Prolly be up there during the Holidays. Gonna go monger somewhere. I’m crossing DC and Boston off the list.

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 9

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The power of the take away

One thing I’m going to attempt I’ll let y’all know how it works. I’m gonna use it to try and resuscitate a relationship with a current fave aswell as gain new favs. The technique, My first interaction with her I go…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 13

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Is it harder settle down today than it was back then?

It seems like it to me. If I grew up in the 40’s the girl I asked to prom was the girl I married. Not saying that was a necessarily good thing. It seems like we’ve been moving farther and…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 18
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