“Big Dick Energy”

I don’t watch every tv show, in fact hardly any now a days. Is this some kind of new thing? Maybe I missed something. Recent clubbing has lead to numerous accounts of dancers mentioning this Big Dick Energy but never connecting the term with me. This bothers MEEE deeply. Always describing others. Those I have gotten dances from should be tracking I have a bigger dick but somehow I must not posses this “energy” part.

I’ve started to look inward. Maybe it’s me. I’ve begun within minimal success to walk around as if I had a bowling ball shoved up my ass. To try amplify the effect been trying to mack it to the strippers in a Rick Astley voice. Nothing. I would love nothing more at this point to be given this title. Although I’d rather just have the big dick than the energy but why can’t I have my cake and eat it too. I believe I’ve found my devil of 2019.