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Muddy

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1,141 posts by Muddy

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Stripper lets me cum in her

So I've been hanging out with this one dancer outside of the club and we really started hitting it off. She said I could cum inside her, it's fine she's on birth control she told me. We've really connected on…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 15 33

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Do you have tattoos?

We’ve had a lot of talk on what we think of dancers having tattoos but what about you? This site leans towards not liking them, not me I actually like them. But I don’t have any. And I don’t plan do…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 29

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The Hedonic Treadmill of Strippers

I recently learned this phrase and it got me thinking about how it applies to the game for me. I think honestly I’m experiences some desensitization. First off... A. I am not going back to the 5’s and 6’s and whatever…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 21

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Helping a stripper through a mid-life crisis

I was recently hanging out with a stripper who is 19 and soon to turn 20. To say the least she is very upset about not being a teenager anymore and confided in me to cheer her up. If your…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 18

Politics

In solidarity with Lori Lightfoot, I will no longer sleeping with white chicks

Only WOC now. https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2021/05/19/chicagos-mayor-refuses-to-give-interviews-to-white-reporters/amp/ So Meghan Fox, Jessica Biel, Marissa Tomei can go fuck themselves now. Have at it. It’s genius. Fight racism, with more racism that way maybe a black women can one day become the mayor of Chicago...hold on wait…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 6

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No homo, but what is a bad look for a guy?

I'm not trying to turn this into queer eye for the straight guy, but come on there's go to be certain things guys rock where you just go what the fuck is this dude thinking. I have a few. And I…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 25

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Burning Bridges

This one stripper I've been seeing for about a year on and off. She's pretty hot, no denying it. Almost freakish too in that she has extremely large breasts for her all of maybe like 110lb frame. That part of…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 11

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Is sex with me and 200 bucks really the worst deal on the planet?

These strippers and sugar babies just start flipping the fuck out. They get so offended. It's almost become their N-word. First off you getting a a lot of services with all that too, I'm taking you out to eat, drinks…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 3 27

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I'll be passing through Detroit this weekend, just a few quick questions

There's a lot of Michiganders on here, so I'd figured I'd just make a thread instead of pming a bunch of people. I've been reading up on a lot of the reviews and narrowed down where I want to hit.…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 18

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Spending too much time around strippers?

I mean all I do in my off time is hang out with strippers and I think it's beginning to affect my psyche. I'm starting to even speak strippereese. I've lately been noticing some troubling signs... -I was at the club…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 13

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Best way to shave your balls?

Honestly asking cause I‘Ve found it to be never that easy. I’ve always been wary of having too much hair down there after one girl I used to hang with talked about how she hated eating hair when she was…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 4 15

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Any food from anywhere in the world once a day OR Any pussy from anywhere in the

world once a month? Any girl you want, Any food you want. See her on TV bam get her for an hour. Watching Anthony Bourdain eat some good shit in Bavaria? Bam you got it. It really boils down to…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 20

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Wiffle Waffle seems to be bugging out

I wonder what happened? TUSCL drama yes, and so in that case Iets do what your not supposed to do with it and bring it out in the open and turn it into a bigger issue then it already it…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 44

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At the end of the day, aren't nice girls just the best?

I'm talking just not a total bitch. Somebody who wants to just make sure I have a great time. Not always charging for everything, putting me on the clock, not always thinking about herself, trying to get the most for…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 3 14

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A fine looking stripper pulls up in a car and says “hop in”

Would you ride shotgun with a stripper? Some are old fashioned, only the man drives and all that. Are you facing your impending doom with some likely loaded up stripper behind the wheel? Do you not give a shit and…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 9

Politics

Oh no he didn’t...

https://crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/85099-truth-bomb-warning-black-man-spits-some-hard-truth-about-george-floyd Keepin it real

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 3 3

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Athletes you tune in to see

I've seen a lot of great pitching, but I don't think anybody's ever seen something like Jacob deGrom right now. This dude throws 100 regularly as a starter and put where he wants, straight dominant as hell. I can't believe…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 11

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Your on a date with a stripper...

Nice dinner date. She is gorgeous. And now she starts ordering a little recklessly. And then a lot recklessly. $50 shots, the caviar, lobster, things are getting to point where the food costs more than the pussy. Do you step…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 5 82

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Shitting around women

Any time before I'm about to meet up with any girl, be it stripper or civie date or wherever. I make sure to stop and take a dump at Mcdonalds before I do. I am just not comfortable going 2…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 23

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I’m woke as fuck!

It’s high time we bring back diversity into our strip clubs! There’s not enough of us hairy fat middle age balding men in our strip clubs and up our poles. Too many hot women, enough is enough! We can strip,…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 3 4

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What if...COVID claimed the lives of children like it did the elderly

What kind of lockdowns would that look like? Would it change how you feel about it? Would it take something like that to influence generations of the world like WWII? How would we blame white supremacy for it this

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 3 2

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Randomember does not like it when I fuck sugar babies in a vehicle

He thinks it’s sacrilegious to sugar relationships. But I have to come clean I’ve been banging his sugar baby in his Prius the last week and for that I apologize.

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 12

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The look of horror on her face when your having sex with her

Do I need this look? And with the get back hand 🤚 on my chest. Am I that awful? Am I that hideous? Some girls are really into me I swear. “Uhhh she we stop?” I say. “No keep going”…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 9

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We here at The Ultimate Strip Club List are committed to support black strippers

And giving them the opportunities that they deserve. Building and celebrating diversity is what we do. And we have our finest members on the job. Papi Chulo, a Miami Area man, quite literally has no other interest other than black…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2

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How to properly to close a letter to a CF

I often debate this with myself in other instances. What the proper etiquette is in closing a letter to somebody.. Should I put love, eh I don’t know them like that. Are they gonna get butt hurt? Maybe. Shit like…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 11
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