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Muddy

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1,146 posts by Muddy

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There's no two ways about it, there's poop on these stripper finger nails

Look I feel like I have good hand eye coordination. Grew up playing sports, all that shit. I am also not burdened by 11 inch Cardi B style Velociraptor claw fake nails that you see in these strip clubs now…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 3 15

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Honduran Chicks

When I used to think of Honduras, the only thing that came to mind is my sweatshop underwear that were made down there. I don’t think I’ve met a lot of Honduran people in general, atleast not that I was…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 10

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I'm surprised more strippers don't look for info on here

Although maybe there's a lot of throwaway accounts I wouldn't be aware of. But look at the other option. I was stalking...browsing, yes browsing stripperweb the other day. It looks like they really don't have any daily posters. Weekly or…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 46

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Just a Friendly PSA

If any user on here decides to act like strip club customers in the movies or like this guy I’m watching right now at Rick’s in Chicago acting like a dog barking at the stage with money in his mouth,…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 3 5

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Good Airports, Shitty Airports

Not just the facility but the experience overall too for you. I was recently at LaGuardia and that was usually considered on of the bad ones. Joe Biden said it was like flying into a third world country airport. Well…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 19

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Newspapers: Do you still read them?

Print or online. Obviously print news seems to declining big time where some places don't even have local papers anymore. Not even too too long ago being on a train it seemed like everyone had their head buried in a…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 30

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Q&A w/Vanessa169

Vanessa is a dancer a treasure club in Greensboro, North Carolina. I saw what club she was worked at and I felt I wanted to see what goes on over there by talking to somebody that works there. Govikings seems…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 103 23

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Sports teams: Cities that need one, Cities that should lose one

I was recently at an Oakland A's game at the Oakland Coliseum and I have to admit for an at the time first place team, there might not have been even 7,000 fans at the park. It had a very…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 14

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The Continental Breakfast

Has anybody ever had a “continental breakfast” at these hotels worth a damn? It’s always some white bread with jelly and toaster, and box of Cheerios and if it’s real fancy they give you a fucked up waffle maker to…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 3 27

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This strip club promotion system is fucked up

I’m a recent spat of clubs I’ve been to I’ve seen a whole lot of extremely hot door girl, the sexiest waitresses you’ve ever seen and stunner of a bartender but strippers were very average. How does this help me?…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 6 21

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The End of Day Shift?

I was recently in San Francisco. No day shift. Especially one club’s day shit I liked Gold Club nope 6pm. As I read more and more reviews in the LA area it seems like more and more clubs are doing…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 34

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Stripper Temperatures: Warm Stripper/Cold Stripper

All my life when people touch me they say “Ahh your cold” I’m cold person. You touch me I’m cold. I don’t know the science behind as to why. The other night I was having sex with a warm to…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 2

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To me if you building a treehouse, it gives me full license to jerk off from it

I’m sick of the complaining. How am I bothering you? The shit is uncomfortable with out it. The way I see it, nobody is using it Im appreciating the hard work that was done. Enough is enough.

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 4 7

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Gender ratios in cities and the possible effects on strip clubs

I was in Seattle this weekend and after a Mariners game I was walking downtown. Several clubs had lines wrapped around the block just waiting. Now it kinda normal nightlife shit but as I looked closer it was mostly dudes,…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 3 7

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With all this in and out going on we need establish some ground rules

We’ve a lot of people come back out of nowhere recently and also had members on here literally make goodbye threads and come back a week later. Here are the guidelines. 1.If you decide your going to leave the site, you…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 6 4

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How important is the niceness of the club physically to attracting hot dancers

To work there. ^^^That’s probably a grammatical turd of sentence. Fuck it though. And I know what your thinking this is probably more of a stripper web thread but there are some dancers on here and people that talk dancers…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 22

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Could you be homeless and partake in this hobby?

Realistically? I was thinking about this. Do I really need a place? For what? I’m taking these ho’s to hotels for the most part anyway. You know I have no issue with living like a crackhead on the street in…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 3 29

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I for one am excited about the future of TUSCL

You know look at all our younger members who are going to carry the mantle of mongers for the next 10,15,20 years. At some point that torch has to be passed. Names like Icee, Brehnamedwavey, Nicole1994, Heaving, eh you know…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 13

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What kind of PPE you guys wearing now a days?

Now that it seems to be cooling I’ve scaled back somewhat. I’m currently doing only two pairs of gloves, regular blue mask under my N-95 resperitor and my visor/helmet ofcourse. I’m going for a blend of hunting for E.T. with…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 5 24

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When she's too loose

I recently slept with some Brazilian girl who was everything was good, nice face, smile, booty, good looking bolt on's everything was good. But fucking her was like fucking the English Channel. It was real loose man. I know this…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 7 24

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Best/Worst places to be an SD

That thread that Warrior got me thinking, where are some top places the sugar game as a sugar daddy and some spots you haven't had any luck. I do travel a good amount and I will use seeking on the…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 3 34

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Yes your a PL, Yes you’ve done PL things, but none like this, no never

https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/gettyimages-78478551-1546678368.jpg?resize=480:* Yeah I’m not do that. Cringey as fuck.

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 7

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I’m laying claim to be the fastest gun in west

10, 15, 20 seconds I’m always cumming in first. Hell I reckon raw dog I could get that down under 5 seconds so Calamity Jame could get the fuck on with her day. Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday ain’t got shit on

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 5

Politics

George Soros backed DA's

Kim Foxx in Chicago, Chesa Boudin in San Francisco, Larry Krasner in Philadelphia, Kimberly Gardner in St. Louis, Mike Schmidt in Portland and George Gascon in LA all backed by big money from George Soros to put them where they…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 21

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Your Top Chain Restaurants

I do a good amount of traveling I would say. And a lot of times I find myself in towns where they might not exactly be New Orleans or some shit when it comes to food. So I got to…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 29
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