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Muddy

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1,141 posts by Muddy

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Actors who you just can picture anybody else in that role

I was reading about how about how the original Aragorn from LOTR was Stuart Townsend and got fired pretty quickly and replaced with Viggo Mortensen. Good pick IMO that would've been a disaster and I thought Viggo was awesome in…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 13

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Describe the TUSCL community in a sentence or two.

A bunch of people that absolutely hate each other, although they are known to collaborate from time to time to find out what strip clubs are giving discount blow jobs.

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Politics

Could someone please explain to me why providing photo ID to vote is racist

https://nypost.com/2021/04/01/biden-strongly-supports-moving-mlb-all-star-over-ga-law/ Now we're moving to get the MLB All star game out of Atlanta over this? Is that what we're seriously doing? I'm all ears just explain to me why that this is about race. I'm willing to change sides I…

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Groundbreaking discovery while eating out strippers

It was late night at well known extras club. I'd prefer to keep it unnamed to keep this secret for myself. I took a girl up to VIP and began to eat her out. When I started to notice a…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 15

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That guy up in VIP, sitting at a table with a bunch of strippers all night

And I mean these strippers have stopped working and they are just with him yacking it up. Sure I've held court at the bar but that was just if anything a momentary break in the action while me and strippers…

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Robin Williams would've turned 70 this year

In honor of that, I came across a Tonight Show with Johnny Carson clip with him back in '87. People always talk about how if you made it on the Tonight show your career was made, but in this case…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 14

Politics

What age to inform my child that he is indeed a white supremacist

Whether he likes or not. Or knows it or not. Should do it right from the get go at 3? Or should we wait till he can read at 5 or 6 so we can feed him the appropriate propaganda…

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Sequels and Remakes for the most part really suck

Or at the very least just can't touch the original. I recently say Coming 2 America. I gotta be honest, it was just fucking awful. We waited 33 years for this piece of shit! Too much woke stuff not enough…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 29

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Fucking her out of your system

Are there instances where you just want to end it. Sex is great but for whatever reason, she's a cunt, too far, too many tolls, no parking around her, you gotta deal with the parents etc. where you just got…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 10

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Hot Local Anchors

Or reporters. Let’s keep it local because if you do National we’re gonna get 30 Erin Andrew’s responses and a lot of people out of town have no clue some of the nice looking newswomen in your particular area so…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 18

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The customer is always right

The customer is always right is a phrase that's bandied about but is held up in our strip clubs? All my life growing up I've been told I'm wrong by parents, teachers, friends, coworkers, bosses, fellow members on here. So I'd…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 7

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Book Review: Dirty Rocker Boys by Bobbie Brown

Came out in 2013. Bobbie Brown was that super hot blonde chick in that music video Cherry Pie by Warrant. This chick https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.b0dl-e1HGKYRw6pKBAXhdAHaJI&pid=15.1 I happen to also think that song is one of the worst and most annoying songs…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 3

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Would you send your kid to college today?

I don't have a kid but if I did and he was 17 about to go off there is no fucking way I would do something like that. First off the costs. USC is 58,000 just for an example. That…

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Getting a lapdance with the underside of your dick

I was listening to a interview with Jim Florentine on Jim Norton's show when the topic LDK's came up. https://youtu.be/rnCiC6uSUIY?t=1637 Interesting discussion. But Florentine brought up one story, in that he LDK'd with his dick pointed up through his waistband.…

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Talking Dirty

How quickly and how often does it take for you guys saying some crazy shit to a girl? I'm talking full on, unadulterated, ribaldry. For me, unlike the real world, in the strip clubs I feel like the me too…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 9 15

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Q&A/Hunnybunnyfuntime

Makayla @SRCOI and @California Girls Santa Ana so if your in SoCal be sure to check her out when you get a chance. It seems just from all the comments under her photos that she is a lot of people’s…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 3 17

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Anybody willing to take moa2002 in your home?

moa2002 https://tuscl.net/member.php?id=687455 is a newly single 18 year old, gigantic breasted, blonde, Swedish stripper with braided pig tails who is coming America to realize her dream to one day become a showgirl. She knows nobody in this country, has no…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 8

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There has been much to do recently about Subra being our charismatic leader

And the greatest PL of us all. Well not too too much has been said I suppose, some lunatic just came to the board yesterday and presented it as fact and now I'm running with it. Honestly though how long…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 19

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Times when what was going on at one club, affected the rest...

of the local strip clubs in the area. Hell anything for good or bad. During my time in El Paso, I saw about 5 clubs close around town in about 3 years or so. Almost half of the clubs in the…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 3

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Q&A w/Oregonscrazyred

OCR seems like a cool chick from the Pacific nnorthwest and wanted to pick her brain a bit on what things are like in her neck of the woods. 1. When did you start dancing? 2. What got you into it? 3. Any…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 3 22

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Book Review: How to Make Love Like a Porn Star by Jenna Jameson

And Neil Strauss. I figured because it's in the mongering world I would let TUSCL know what I thought of this book. It came out back in 2004 and I just blew threw it. Almost 600 pages but due to…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 4 5

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It seems like Covid times have chased away a lot of members on here

Users like rh48hr, JohnSmith69, GACA, CMI, AnnonymousJim (He never did finish that tournament), Clubber, SirLapDancelot and Flagooner. But one member stands of from the rest as missing. And I may have a hard time getting through this...but....that would be txtittyfag. It's…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 39

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Car brands you stick to

I wouldn’t say I’m exclusive to Honda but the ones I’ve driven have given me pretty good zip and stayed out of the repair shop. I think they make solid cars that are affordable/reliable. I’m a fan. But I’d be…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 56

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Taking Strippers to the Buffet

I was recently in Brunswick, Georgia and they got a buffet chain down there called Ole Times Buffet. Hot damn if this wasn’t the best damn buffet I’ve ever ate at. I went through about 6 plates and blew up…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 3 6

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This girl is amazing at sucking dick, I would like to celebrate it but how?

She's the best at it. This chick I hang out with. My dick which has good length to it, goes all the way in, no teeth, no gagging, no complaining. I always just end up finishing in her throat, a…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 11
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