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Muddy

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1,141 posts by Muddy

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I'm surprised more dancers don't abuse the reviews for self promotion

Wouldn't you? ESPECIALLY if you were dancer that got down like that. For me I would be writing reviews left and right. "This one super fucking hot dancer, Raisin Bran. Hell I'll be damned if she doesn't suck the finest dick…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 20

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Olympics and underdog stories, but what about us too?

Watching the Olympics now and all these past years, I've witnessed quite few underdog moments. The written off, unsung hero coming up with a miraculous win. But what about us PL's? Do we have to look far to find our…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 16

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Desolate, Rural Strip Clubs

I was checking today some of Sinclair's reviews of some South Dakota strip clubs and did a google maps view of them. The other day I did the same for a Nicespice reviewed called the Prairie Chicken Bar & Resort…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 70 46

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When she goes all the way up on the pole…

Is it just me or am I only that thinks that an incredibly high as a kite stripper, who also just had 6 Vegas bombs at the bar, going all the way up to the tippy top of the pole…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 13

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Q&A/EndlessSummer

We’re talking to EndlessSummer today she was nice enough to answer some questions from us today. She works at Lust in Martinsburg, West Virginia so be sure to stop by and check her out sometime. 1. When and how did you…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 46

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On Baby Oil

I was thinking about bringing baby oil into the fold and wanted to run it by my TUSCL crew. Just some questions for those that have used. -Sometimes I fuck with too much lube, the girls tend to get miffed cause…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 12

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Best female singer

I think ski did one a few months back about best male vocalist. Now female vocalist. My top 4 off the top of my head in no particular order 1. CeCe Peniston- Forget Nirvana, CeCe Peniston really brings you back to the…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 43

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Does anybody else feel slighted after Paul Drake and Subraman left us…

For that ugly bitch Reddit? Ugh like eww. I hear her pussy stinks too. Guuurrrrrlll you don’t even know.

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 24

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Gentleman’s treatment or Leave you alone

I was recently at a Rick’s and as I walk in a guy in the suit introduces himself, gives me a rundown of everything, instroduces me to the bartender, asks me what I’m into, even starts playing matchmaker, breaking down…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 40

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Russia vs Ukraine in strip clubs

They both pretty much look the same. Tend to be very pale white girls. Sound the similar too. Work at the same sort of clubs. You have to ask point blank what they are. Call me crazy but from what…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 29

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Passive aggressive moves in the strip club

This one I club I go to with some regularity, it’s pretty dead and all the strippers just sit around on their phones. I’m not thrilled with this and although I don’t vocalize my displeasure I have other backhanded ways…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 33

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The next time you feel like not eating her out on her period, read this

https://nypost.com/2022/01/24/woman-claims-drinking-menstrual-blood-boosts-health/ Yummy

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 10

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Waiting for OTC

Strippers are late sometimes. Ok most times. A couple nights ago I was waiting for some dancer a meet up at 1130pm turned into 430am somehow. (I know it’s sounds kinda crazy but she looked like one of those CMI…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 26

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Q&A/queencarmen

Talking today to queencarmen somebody who’s danced all over Massachusetts. She was nice enough to give us some time and insight. Catch her at Centerfolds in Boston, Mardi Gras in Springfield or Alex’s in Stoughton. 1. When and how did you get…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 8

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Is it only a matter of time before the FBI catches on?

I've been seeing a lot of reviews with patrons singing Billy Joel and Frank Sinatra songs in VIP. I know the top minds in the game came together to formulate that top secret terminology but how many more years will…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 29

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You ever just said fuck it I’m dropping big $$$ on a night to remember

Like real big money. Pre determined. 2K, 3K I’m having the time of my life no matter what. The kind of night where you call friends up and say “look motherfuckers we bawlin’ out!” Maybe even something happened, your depressed,…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 51

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A proposition for a form of moderation

Here's what I came up with. Poke holes in it all you want. -Users/Threads can be marked by VIP users. Flag it, it would have checkboxes similar to reviews on what the issue is. Spamming, Nuisance etc. Check box and/or…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 14

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Farming Strippers

This past week, I was eating out a stripper. When I noticed this cottage cheese type residue emanating from her vagina. I decided to try it, it was creamy, chunky and slightly crunchy. And the smell..oof. And while I didn’t…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 9

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Strippers hanging out in the club in the prone position

Laying on their stomachs on their phone on a couch, waiting until their called on stage. I was recently watching a dancer do this, watching her stripper heels alternate up and down, I was just staring at this ignoring everything…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 6

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Dirtiest Joke Ever Told

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BHeZS3mGDKY

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 4

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What was the best upgrade Founder made to this website?

I'm just curious and maybe even get tuscl history lesson. I don't go way back like shadowcat and dandydan. At least from what I've seen the voting on reviews thing, it used to be only a minimum character threshold, then they…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 11

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Is it important to maybe have ROB in your life maybe every once in a blue moon?

To keep you honest. Stop from falling asleep. I was at one club a couple weeks back and feeling good, real confident all that. I'm talking to the girl, she's hot, blonde chick, busty all that stuff. She asks hey…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 86

Politics

I’m out, I’m done, progressives you won

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10371907/amp/Open-season-violence-Fury-woke-Manhattan-DA-Alvin-Bragg-WONT-prosecute-criminals.html Alvin Bragg new Manhattan DA. Under his reign armed robbery, if nobody is injured is a misdemeanor. Combined with bail reform that means they don’t even go to jail while they await trial. So you could put a gun to…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 92

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Mustaches

Do you wear one? Thoughts on them? I personally think they are some of the most handsome (no homo) upgrades a guy can make. Especially for me, if I'm a 6, I'm telling you the mustache makes me 7 easily. The…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 30

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Looking for sugar babies in the AOL chatrooms

I'm sick paying the cover/costs/fees at strip clubs. I'm fed up with $100 monthly for seeking.com. I wanted to save some money and try something new. I've been plying the mongering trade inside the aol chatrooms. Cost=Nothing. I've been talking…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 29
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