Jobs you would never ever do
Muddy
USA
In somewhat on topic job, after I hit the strip clubs later on at night sometimes I'll stop at these gas stations in not the greatest areas, and the one cashier will be there with no glass, no back up, likely unarmed, total sitting duck and to top it off likely making minimum wage. And of course some places even outlaw the glass now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR1jpjp-… lol I know you can't make it up. I would FUCKING NEVER do that job unless I was 1. armed 2. I had the bulletproof glass barrier and 3. I get paid the big bucks for working your shitty graveyard shift in some fucked up ghetto ass area.
What are some jobs that seem unappealing to you?
What are some jobs that seem unappealing to you?
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Doesn’t like blow jobs?
Answer: he doesn’t like any job.
- yep I’ve been in that very Popeyes for the same reason. Amazing, they have to hand you dipping sauce packets through a bulletproof turn style.
For me it would probably be a nurse. I actually would t mind being a nurse or a nurse anesthetist (they make excellent money) but there’s no way because I’d pass out every time I’d have to draw someone’s blood.
American military aka killer for hire
Gay porn star
I’d never get into politics either.
The job I don't want is to be the guy jerking off turkeys so that the females can be inseminated.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fXvu9yLhdE…
“Unpaid tuscl troll.
Luckily demand for this position is high enough that I would never have to do it.”
I think you mean ‘supply.’ There is very little demand, and then only for the few trolls who are clever and can resist board bombing.
I’ve heard the keyboard on the free internet access computer is very sticky - and the internet cookies are all goat porn sites.
And although I've done it a handful of times already: wedding DJ. I quickly realized I don't care enough for absolute strangers to DJ their wedding. Too many headaches. Too unpredictable: like the wedding cake and food is stuck in traffic, they won't make it now I gotta improvise? I gotta entertain a room where 85% of the room NEVER goes out or goes clubbing and every line dance is the first time they've ever seen it? I gotta hold their hand thru the whole wedding? I'll pass...
I support the police but I could never be one. For a lot of reason but especially now when every politician and even police brass will fuck the cop on the beat over to cover their ass and appease the radicals.
Plus I could never enforce laws I don’t believe in. Cops have to enforce whatever lame law the lawmaker/politicians come up with.
Politics. If you lived in or followed Illinois politics in 2004, you may remember how the Chicago Tribune sued for Jim Ryan's divorce records so they could destroy his Senate bid and get Barry Hussein elected. After Ryan dropped out, there was a lot of talk about former Bears coach Mike Ditka taking over the Republican ticket. Ultimately, he decided against, saying he was too likely to punch out another Senator during a disagreement. The rest is history, but I agree. My principles are too strong and my bullshit tolerance too low to enter politics.
Every year we go on a camping trip to the Adirondacks. The camp sites are all on islands, only accessible by boat, and every one has an old fashioned wooden shithouse where the crap goes into a deep hole in the ground.
They have this special boat that looks something like a rowboat but at least 5 times bigger and has a motor. There's a big shit-sucking machine and long hose that a guy has to drag by hand, shove down the outhouse hole and suck out all the human waste. Most of the shit-shacks are about 50 - 100 feet away from the water and sometimes up a steep hill, and the hose is about 4" diameter, so the job isn't only disgusting, it looks like genuinely hard work. When that boat is nearby, you can smell the stink from halfway across the lake.
Plus, there's obviously a second part of the job, which is emptying out that big shit machine - I never saw that part of the process. On top of all that, every shithouse gets moved every couple years, I assume for environmental reasons? So somebody has to dig a new hole and move the shitter to the new spot. It ain't like a parking lot... it's all hills, woods and rocks. No way he does that without getting shit all over himself.
One factor that could be a problem for some dancers is that flight attendants are 1 of the employee groups subject to DOT drug testing regulations to include initial hire screening, and ongoing random drug tests.
Owner would be okay, but not any staff because staff could be fired and so they have no real power. Girls will look down on you.
SJG