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Muddy

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1,142 posts by Muddy

Politics

Bill Maher

Do you watch his show? I always watch weekly I think this guy is on top of his game right now in putting up an actual show on television that can give different POV's of issues going on. I don't…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 14

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Q&A/MissChloe_

Chloe was nice enough to give us some time and do a dancer Q&A. Be sure to catch her at Dream Girls in Wilkes Barre PA, Mansion in Newburgh NY, Ace of clubs in Suagerties NY and 7th heaven in…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 4 17

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The Free T-Shirt

I’m pretty sure I found my strip club Kryptonite. It get me every time, although it worth noting I am a low IQ, bumbling idiot. You’ll see me getting $50 dances with wicked witch of the west just so I…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 14

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Bruce Willis done with acting

https://pagesix.com/2022/03/30/bruce-willis-diagnosed-with-aphasia-stepping-away-from-acting/?_ga=2.117682703.709377129.1567789127-amp-MP1p-ZmEuFGUL3xQZcjKCwgZD_QESsOXv5Te5TK7_ToPkaAKn0ReWzCA8TaYgm5Y Diagnosed with aphasia. I’m a huge fan so I’m bummed. Hasn’t had a lot of great movies in recent times but back in the day I thought he was hands down the coolest dude on the planet. Brain related stuff…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 14

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Scars, Birthmarks, Moles, Vitiligo, etc.

Recently I saw a really hot stripper with a prominent scar on her stomach I’m assuming a c section scar but maybe not. But I thought to myself, you know what I really don’t even care at all and continued…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 8

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Vagina Air

One recent nude club I was at, sitting stage side a bigger girl comes by and places her cunt close my face. I wouldn't say it was a single queef or even a series of queefs it was more just…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 23

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The White Suit

I'm staring it at in my closet right now. It's all ready to go. I just don't the balls to leave my house looking like a Cuban drug lord. I know if I donned it, the end of the night…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 3 59

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Long Commutes

I saw a couple articles recently about some poor schmucks shitty daily commutes. https://www.chron.com/business/article/California-man-s-372-mile-commute-tops-them-all-1887929.php https://nypost.com/2022/03/19/pennyslvania-man-drives-daily-to-nyc-at-1k-per-month/ I love stuff like this because it makes me feel better about my life. In some of these high COL areas you see weird…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 33

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Strip Club Consolidation

There was an argument in another thread, about rooting for clubs to close. The clubs I've noticed close around me, are some really shitty clubs (more like dive bars with strippers to be honest) that I got to be honest…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 18

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The music really is there for the dancers

If we're being honest. I get that, it is what it is. It's just odd sometimes seeing a whole bar row filled with blue collar, blue jean wearing white baby boomers and Gen Xer's, having a beer, their hands and…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 26

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Who out there is fucking the game up

Hold the line for fucks sake. "Fuck?" "That's $1,000" "Blowjob?" "Yeah I could $400, best I could do" Have people lost DEY DAMN MINDS?!?!? They are saying it because they must be getting it from somebody. Keep it together, breath and stop…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 69

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Where else are you a regular at?

Aside from your normal strip club haunt. You don't have to give specifics if you don't want to. Aside from the gym I go to and a dunkin donuts/gas station near me I sometimes hit not really much I like…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 13

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Announcer Shuffle

Joe Buck going to ESPN https://nypost.com/2022/03/11/joe-buck-expected-to-leave-fox-sports-for-huge-espn-deal/amp/ following his best buddy Troy Aikman Any thoughts? It’s amazing he’s called every World Series since 1996 and he’s only 52. And he called 6 Super Bowls. I used to not like him…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 12

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Great Strip Club Cities of Yesteryear

I always found interesting how some strip club wastelands now just some years back used to be awesome. For you, what were some of the cities y'all made some memories in? I know a few from off here, whether it be…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 10 43

Politics

Gas Prices

https://nypost.com/2022/03/07/us-gas-prices-near-all-time-high-with-no-end-in-sight/ In just a few months it went up a dollar a gallon. Last time I filled up it was $4.19 and going up every day. Some of my little strip club excursion between the tolls and all that shit…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 3 44

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Motivating lazy/tired strippers during lap dances

Sometimes you’ll get dances with a stripper, and she’s not really putting all that effort in, she kind of stops and lays there. And I know the ultimately the answer to stop getting dances but you already paid for this…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 3 8

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OTC/ITC with one 7 a week, one 8 every other week or one 9 a month?

If everything worked out (which is a big if) what way would you lean? Price wise I think it sort of works out sorta close to that. I don't always do this but I think I've been leaning more in the…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 4 14

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Jobs you would never ever do

In somewhat on topic job, after I hit the strip clubs later on at night sometimes I'll stop at these gas stations in not the greatest areas, and the one cashier will be there with no glass, no back up,…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 29

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Brutal honesty in strip clubs

To sort of springboard off Nice's last thread. I heard about a situation with one club where maybe the reviewers were getting a little too detailed with some of the physical descriptions of the lineup and the very dancers were…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 30

Red Lion

Kyiv, UA

Lineup tonight?

I know, I know the explosions, the bullets, the bombings, intense combat, and I don’t want to be insensitive to all that but is there any chance Anastasia makes it in tonight?

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 8

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You know what, how many times do we gotta spray and wipe down the pole

How many times do we gotta do this? Go all Howie Mandel before every song? Enough already. We've all sat through this, 50 million fucking times, Stop, spritz, spray, wipe the pole down, which btw not for nothing that rag…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 19

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Therapy wise, are we onto something here with these strip clubs...

Is anybody depressed at all? Sadness? Anything at all? I tend to notice any depression I have whatsoever, immediately start to peel away the very second I stick my dick in a beautiful stripper. And after a few hip thrusts, I…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 6

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How "Romantic" lets put it, do you guys make your OTC's?

Breaking out the wine? Candles. The right lighting. Getting that right ambience. Conducting some serious sensual foreplay? Are you putting on some Bryan Adams music? Taking it real slow. Even doing the ice thing from Do the right thing. So…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 14

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Old School Strip Clubs

I hit a couple of throwback strip clubs in Philly recently. Lou Turks I believe was a bar going back to at least the 60's then became a strip club later on. And Penn's Port Pub since I believe '78.…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 13

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Mongering trip to the US Virgin Islands

Hey guys I’m on a plane right now on a mongering trip to Virgin Islands. It supposed to be a harem of girls on the island and you can pretty much do what you please, I’m really stoked you guys.…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 7 11
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