How many times do we gotta do this? Go all Howie Mandel before every song? Enough already. We've all sat through this, 50 million fucking times, Stop, spritz, spray, wipe the pole down, which btw not for nothing that rag is probably nastier than anything on that pole.
We talk virtue signaling... this is cleanliness signaling, we get it your anti germ. Your Covid aware. Got it. Your better than we are. Message received.
It looks phony too we all know your right after you get off stage, your gonna jerk off some homeless puerto rican in VIP.
And little admission on my part, I don't always hit the shower before I hit club, sometimes I go gym to strip club, it what it is. There's just no avoiding it. My pole has yet to be sprayed down before any action. Nothing yet. And sometimes I have to go to the bathroom too. Sometimes I eat Taco Bell. And sometimes you know what, sometimes the diarrhea doesn't all always go where it's supposed to go. And I usually pay the bathroom guy off not to say anything. Little behind the music for you.
The point is, who are we kidding. Just accept it's a nasty place we are in, embrace it, enjoy it, in fact even get turned on by it. I'm at the point where if I see a girl go for it and LICK the pole, I'm making it rain on her ass based on principle alone. I don't remember growing up, getting woody's to Mr. Clean commercials, I don't remember jacking it to Alice from the Brady Bunch.
You know what, we've all had enough already. Let's do more dancing and less fucking Holiday Inn Housekeeping. /rant
Ha ha - on point Muddy. I find the fucking obsessive compulsive cleaning really off-putting. Takes me right out of the escape of the sexual atmosphere that I go for.
Let’s face it - a lot of these young chicks have annoying mental issues so this shouldn’t surprise. It is ironic that some will clean the poll like a doctor going into surgery and then forget about any cautious hygiene in the back with a paying customer.