You know what, how many times do we gotta spray and wipe down the pole
Muddy
USA
How many times do we gotta do this? Go all Howie Mandel before every song? Enough already. We've all sat through this, 50 million fucking times, Stop, spritz, spray, wipe the pole down, which btw not for nothing that rag is probably nastier than anything on that pole.
We talk virtue signaling... this is cleanliness signaling, we get it your anti germ. Your Covid aware. Got it. Your better than we are. Message received.
It looks phony too we all know your right after you get off stage, your gonna jerk off some homeless puerto rican in VIP.
And little admission on my part, I don't always hit the shower before I hit club, sometimes I go gym to strip club, it what it is. There's just no avoiding it. My pole has yet to be sprayed down before any action. Nothing yet. And sometimes I have to go to the bathroom too. Sometimes I eat Taco Bell. And sometimes you know what, sometimes the diarrhea doesn't all always go where it's supposed to go. And I usually pay the bathroom guy off not to say anything. Little behind the music for you.
The point is, who are we kidding. Just accept it's a nasty place we are in, embrace it, enjoy it, in fact even get turned on by it. I'm at the point where if I see a girl go for it and LICK the pole, I'm making it rain on her ass based on principle alone. I don't remember growing up, getting woody's to Mr. Clean commercials, I don't remember jacking it to Alice from the Brady Bunch.
You know what, we've all had enough already. Let's do more dancing and less fucking Holiday Inn Housekeeping. /rant
We talk virtue signaling... this is cleanliness signaling, we get it your anti germ. Your Covid aware. Got it. Your better than we are. Message received.
It looks phony too we all know your right after you get off stage, your gonna jerk off some homeless puerto rican in VIP.
And little admission on my part, I don't always hit the shower before I hit club, sometimes I go gym to strip club, it what it is. There's just no avoiding it. My pole has yet to be sprayed down before any action. Nothing yet. And sometimes I have to go to the bathroom too. Sometimes I eat Taco Bell. And sometimes you know what, sometimes the diarrhea doesn't all always go where it's supposed to go. And I usually pay the bathroom guy off not to say anything. Little behind the music for you.
The point is, who are we kidding. Just accept it's a nasty place we are in, embrace it, enjoy it, in fact even get turned on by it. I'm at the point where if I see a girl go for it and LICK the pole, I'm making it rain on her ass based on principle alone. I don't remember growing up, getting woody's to Mr. Clean commercials, I don't remember jacking it to Alice from the Brady Bunch.
You know what, we've all had enough already. Let's do more dancing and less fucking Holiday Inn Housekeeping. /rant
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Let’s face it - a lot of these young chicks have annoying mental issues so this shouldn’t surprise. It is ironic that some will clean the poll like a doctor going into surgery and then forget about any cautious hygiene in the back with a paying customer.
If they just cleaned their pussy before humping the cold steel of that pole - everything would be fine!
And also, I've always cleaned the pole (I've often even joked to the guys at stage that I could be a professional pole polisher by now 🤪)- waaaaay before Covid. Not because of germs...because of grease/ gunk! (I know, sexy right?)
Which comes in the form of the oil or lotion the girl before me might've used, natural body oils or sweat, or even grip spray/cream that some of the more advanced pole tricksters use.
So, no, that many-times-used rag isn't gonna remove the germs (which, let's face it, are probably far more prevalent on all that money anyway), but it will degrease the pole enough that I don't have to worry about flying off of it mid-spin. You realize there's no workman's comp in this industry, right? 😉💋🔆
I'm not complaining though. I kinda dig the fully bent over, ass in the air, views while their polishing the bottom of the pole.
You haven't had a real outlier until you've had the full hazmat suit experience.