Sometimes you’ll get dances with a stripper, and she’s not really putting all that effort in, she kind of stops and lays there. And I know the ultimately the answer to stop getting dances but you already paid for this one so how do you save the rest of the song?
-If it’s a high mileage, I don’t need them to do anything, I’ll do all the work but at a low mileage joint that looks kinda crazy. I might not be able to get away with it. so atleast for me this is more of a low mileage, monitored dance environment problem.
- I’ll ask them to turn around maybe I’ll have better luck on the opposite side.
-I’ll start moving and grooving my hips more and challenge her to match it
- I’m aware the demographic of 20 year old strippers is not the most motivated group to begin with.
Ultimately I’m not gonna get into a back and forth argument over one dance but what are some techniques y’all do out there to motivate and encourage your favorite dead fish stripper?


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