One recent nude club I was at, sitting stage side a bigger girl comes by and places her cunt close my face. I wouldn't say it was a single queef or even a series of queefs it was more just here vagina inhaling and exhaling. But this "vagina breath" was a warm gust of humidity that smelled like rotten fish and I sort of felt it cake on my eyelids.
My question 1. is this a common thing stage side for you, perhaps the front row isn't always the best seats in the house. A little too intimate. Foul ball danger zone.
and 2. Is an STD possible from this type circumstance? Was that a serious question? Yes, yes it was.
Maybe it's time to take a break from these strip clubs and get into mini golf or baking.