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Muddy

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1,142 posts by Muddy

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Spraying suntan lotion over cologne

I’ve noticed I just like this smell the best. It reminds me of the beach, it soft, not overbearing. A lot of colognes are way to cinamany and strong there aren’t that many I actually like outside of some of…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 6

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Verbalizing your enthusiasm around strippers

Is this something you’ll do? You know goin all McDonald’s on her ass “I’m lovin it!” Or saying like dream come true, I’m in heaven, fantasy realized, this is fucking awesome, hell yeah etc. In the moment drinking and having…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 26

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Denver has a lot of hot strippers working there

Just an observation, the catch is, it’s completely and utterly unaffordable but the views are lovely, yes sir.

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 6 13

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Poll: Your reaction when Rick Dugan struts in to a club

Now that many out there have encountered him. A. Instant, total defecation B. Violently shaking, foaming at the mouth C. Frozen in a state of shock and awe D. A horrible, sinking feeling, knowing your no longer top dog in THIS strip club E. All…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 17

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Poll: Dark Club or Light Club

Dark Club: You prefer to be in the Matrix. All the girls seem hotter cause you can’t really see them. You add in soem alcohol Rosie Odonell looks like Jennifer Lopez. Oh btw thats was a man. The thing the…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 27

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Evansville, Indiana

I know what your thinking is “where the fuck is that again?” And you probably never spent one second of your life specifically thinking about this place. I just came by there and it’s got somewhat of club scene, like…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 5 16

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You know could we get to the strip club on time? Could we try that?

I mean your strolling in at 1130 the club closes at 2. Look I’m late too sometime 5,6 minutes but 5 hours late. Your gonna take 45 minutes to get dressed, hang out with hip hop hookah crew for another…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 13

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Cowboy hat in the strip club

Do you wear one? Thoughts on them. My thoughts on cowboys hats overall is when I see them I think that a cool look but when I'm wearing one I think to myself this a maybe little over the top. I…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 6 22

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When strip clubbing, ever feel like your in one big gay Disney movie?

Recently I got a VIP with a dancer. No extras offered but no extras asked for either. All I wanted to do was hug and hold hands for the full 30 minutes. I paid off the DJ to play Elton…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 10

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Is anybody happy with their local strip clubs?

When even the Detroit and Miami guys are starting to bitch you know we're not in the golden years. Seems like everybody chirping though. Anybody thrilled with what's going on in their backyard right now?

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 58

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Favorite destinations to gamble

To springboard off the last Motorhead thread. Is Las Vegas gonna run away with this? Or could there be some underrated surprises here. Las Vegas vs. Atlantic City? Anything else? Casinos popping up all over the place now. I'm not a big…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 20

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Does it have to take 30 fucking minutes in the dressing room after your stageset

Let’s go, shove the singles in your purse, throw it in your locker, wipe off the sweat. Two minutes tops. Are we having group therapy session back there too, was it that rough a set? I don’t want hear about…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 64

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Alright, that's enough of Japan for today

https://nypost.com/2022/04/26/fictosexual-man-married-hologram-bride-now-struggles-to-bond/ Yeah sure I'd try to fuck it too

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 12

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Real Estate Today

Get in now before you get shut out Or Avoid frenzy, wait for the bubble to burst Seems to be the two competing schools of thought going on out there, where do you fall?

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 41

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Most scenic state in the contiguous U.S.?

I'll say contiguous because I feel like Alaska would be a thread killer. I still haven't been there, would love to visit but hate to live there. Anyway lets keep it to the lower 48... Despite being from the east, I'll…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 35

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Immediately banned from StripperWeb

Hey guys I was over on StripperWeb, finally made an account and was gonna "walk on the wild side" as they say. Well I got in there, started a thread, just innocently talking shop. I asked hey what degree of…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 3 38

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Spring is here and I feel like a new man

CoVid is over and the clubs are back. For the first time in my life, my mom is letting me take off the bicycle helmet. I’m ready to emerge from the basement once again. And finally for the first time…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 3

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Embeding Images, Bold and Italics

Just making a thread for some shit I just figured out after seeing some other folks do it on here. I'm complete moron when it comes to this computer stuff but let me pass the knowledge around. I wish I…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 3 16

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Are we sleeping on Cincinnati?

Alright maybe not the city itself with only one strip club, only open Friday and Saturday night, but to LIVE in Cincinnati is to possibly live in a treasure trove of strip club options. Yeah you got some clubs right…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 7

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Life hack for seeking/sugar dating

Came across something that appears to be some sort of cheat code. But the difference was so vast and great it could no be ignored. I was getting a lot of bites online or anyone get back to me at…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 10

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Times you acted like a jerk in a strip club

Sometimes your not on your best behavior, it does happen. Recently I was at a strip club. And us customers were all drinking, three sheets to the wind, getting rowdy, Tim Allen grunting. We all went up on stage and started…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 28

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Greatest Articles of All Time

I was looking through some of Juice's old shit in light of passing. And one article I thought was pretty cool by him was a breakdown of the glossary https://tuscl.net/article.php?id=38968 and it got me thinking there's been a lot of…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 3 4

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Professionalism and strippers is just not a sexy combo

Before you even start, the other end of the spectrum; ghetto, ratchet, ROB, is even worse granted, yes not arguing that but on this end it's nothing to write home about either. Professional Stripper: Doesn't talk about personal life at…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 28

Politics

There's thousands of genders and pronouns

And that's OK! We're going to learn and take it step by step, day by day. Together we'll figure out when it's best to transition your three year old and find how soon we can get him in for surgery.…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 27

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Places you'd like to go strip clubbing in eventually

That you haven't hit yet. Be it as a customer or dancer to work. I've been meaning to hit Toronto and Montreal real bad, haven't done it yet. I wouldn't have to take a plane either. Also I've had this…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 24
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