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Muddy

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1,141 posts by Muddy

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When the not so hot girl gets on stage and everybody at rail gets up and leaves

Come on, you gotta give it at least a minute. That shit looks crazy when people do that en masse! Maybe go one by one, don't make it obvious. Somebody act like their going to bathroom, somebody act like a…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 6 41

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Going to Exxxotica NJ this weekend

Never been. I JUST missed the one in Miami this summer it was either that or some crazy awesome OTC, I chose the latter. You guys got anything to say on it, any good times to be had. I'm not…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 1 16

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Bill Murray

Well Bill Murray is the latest celebrity to be in hot water https://nypost.com/2022/10/17/insiders-reveal-bill-murrays-hostile-side-criticize-flirting/ It's an interesting opportunity to ask your thoughts on Bill Murray. You guys fans? I've always loved Bill Murray, he's just lovable kind guy and I ran…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 1 17

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I'm really worried about Tom Brady

Will he be now seen as "damaged goods" now to women? Will he live the rest of his life in solitude? Does he cry at night during the quieter times? I'm not sure if he'll ever find love again, ever.…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 1 18

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Favorite Cities in North America, minus strip clubs

A lot of us are familiar with some of TUSCL's favorite strip club cities, where perhaps without the strip club element might make for radically different list. Infact some of America's most popular cities on the TUSCL don't club there…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 3 24

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Racial tension in strip clubs

This week if you missed it there was/is a big firestorm over a secret recording between Mexican American LA city council members. https://nypost.com/2022/10/09/dem-la-council-members-exposed-for-racist-comments-about-colleagues-son-on-secret-recording/ It was fucked up but I have to admit I did lol hard as fuck at…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 3 45

Politics

The need for diversity

I was at the Jet game the other day. And ignoring the football I was watching the cheerleaders as they cheered. But I noticed and what stuck out was...only women cheerleaders. Yeah they were hot as fuck, big perky tits,…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 3 29

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You ever run into a girl who did everything right to turn you on in/out of bed

Be it civie/sb/stripper. You a girl who knew just how to play you right to get you to sexual nirvana. Not just because she was hot, I’m talking about the skill here. Could you describe it, what did she look…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 1 4

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Hotels; sight unseen, regrets, downright fuck ups

You guys have any hotel horror stories out there? Be it OTC or no. To save money I’ll book online sometimes before I’m present at the property but over time I’ve become less inclined to do that. One dad visiting…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 3 16

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How would YOU like it a bunch of hot strippers came to your job

And begged you to have sex with them if they gave you an exorbitant amount of money? I didn’t think so. That’s what I thought. Next time have some CONSIDERATION.. Have some SYMPATHY. These are people too you know.

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 1 9

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Would these tricks work on you to tip more?

https://nypost.com/2022/10/05/tricks-restaurant-servers-are-using-to-get-you-to-tip-better/ I guess a lot of guys love the pigtail thing.

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 3 12

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Shiny new toy syndrome in strip clubs

You ever go into a new club and think to yourself "WOW EVERY GIRL IS HAWT!!!" then after like an hour your like you know what, ehh it's alright. Is this phenomenon unique to me or do you guys experience…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 3 13

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TUSCL Meetup: Me and Rick Dugan in Brooklyn

Rick Dugan was in town so I was able to orchestrate a meet up with originator of the system itself and I'm here to tell you about it. I wanted prove to myself, my family and friends back home that…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 1 10

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Dancers need to be about that top dollar life themselves if they preach it

I don't want to see no pennysavers, no coupons, no memorial day sale shopping, no waking up for black friday, cyber monday, no managers specials, no 2 for 1 no buy 1 get 1. I don't want to see none…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 1 19

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So your telling me I can actually sue the sugar baby to get my money back?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWkMERU1mzU Alright which one of you fucks was this? You got good taste I will give you that.

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 1

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Revisiting your hometown

When was the last time you went back to the place you grew up? I recently went and did just that. Took a walk down memory lane. Went right back to my old school. I peered in the windows looking…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 1 25

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LDKing: Tell her or Don’t say shit?

I’m risk averse if I don’t know her; aint nobody gotta know nothing. Period. No moaning, no nothing, although I might tense up a little. She is not standing up on me mid orgasm. Fuck that. Especially at some of…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 6 25

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On Bartering

When it comes to bartering, when did you get good at it? Is negotiating different in a strip club for you then outside or is it all the same shit? What’s one piece of advice you would give for haggling?…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 1 3

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Q&A/SashaJuicy

Alright today we get to chat with SashaJuicy for another dancer question and answer. You can catch Sasha dancing at Blush in Commack, NY. I think she's a real cute girl and is a fellow long islander so I had…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 15 7

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Clapping during a lap dance

Recently I was at a club getting a lap dance from a girl. I'm the kind of guy that the girl is sort of the supplementary feature and me and my dancing is the primary. So head over heels by…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 1 3

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Parking Schemes

I was watching this news clip of some parking hustle for a white sox game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSWi1dPilaE&t=6s Look at these fucking pieces of shit. Anyway it got me thinking have you seen this type parking lot bullshit at a strip club?…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 2 10

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Bullshit Review Patterns

It's always a first time review, start out as..."Me and my wife went out to"..."It was my first time in a strip club" (And your already writing reviews on tuscl yeah ok) or ... "I was at a bachelor party"…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 3 32

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Markers to break down what type of strip club on here

I'd like to see some sort of way to maybe have icons to as a quick way to break it down and give you a feel for what's what. Enough reviewers mark a certain box it be given an icon…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 4 17

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Doggie Discount

Nicespice was bringing up how her dog is #1 in her life. And I don't think she's alone in that. How often do you think about maybe I can get into a particular strippers inner trust circle and hell maybe…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 1 6

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You ever fly out a girl to you or considered it?

There's one stripper girl who really wants to come through to me one of these days. I know her fairly well, we've hooked up already. She's definitely hot otherwise I wouldn't even be bringing this up. But I've always been…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 3 18
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