Going to Exxxotica NJ this weekend
Muddy
USA
Never been. I JUST missed the one in Miami this summer it was either that or some crazy awesome OTC, I chose the latter. You guys got anything to say on it, any good times to be had.
I'm not expecting much but it would be cool to meet some girls you've been jerking it too forever IRL and compare it to some strippers. I'm not holding breath on it, but one girl who I just think is one of the hottest girls ever, Violet Myers I'll try see what she says. I would say for me it's like the equivalent of some little kid in the 50's meeting Mickey Mantle only in this case the kid trying to fuck Mickey Mantle. You only live once so I'd be ready to go balls out on it. Probably 2k is the ceiling, like to go 1K. Like I said probably get shot down but I'm taking that home run swing IDGAF! LET'S DO THIS, If y'all gonna be there hit my ass up.
I'm not expecting much but it would be cool to meet some girls you've been jerking it too forever IRL and compare it to some strippers. I'm not holding breath on it, but one girl who I just think is one of the hottest girls ever, Violet Myers I'll try see what she says. I would say for me it's like the equivalent of some little kid in the 50's meeting Mickey Mantle only in this case the kid trying to fuck Mickey Mantle. You only live once so I'd be ready to go balls out on it. Probably 2k is the ceiling, like to go 1K. Like I said probably get shot down but I'm taking that home run swing IDGAF! LET'S DO THIS, If y'all gonna be there hit my ass up.
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Phrasing! #Archer
https://youtu.be/hyLWrKh2fB0
I've had a couple of encounters that I'm pretty sure I'll remember happily even after the dementia sets in, but at the time it did a bit of damage to the short-term budget.
But to answer the original question - I've thought about going in years past but never pulled-the-trigger - I'm not that big a porn-guy where i follow particular actresses (just like dancers; I'm not into faves).
1. Play video games
2. Have dorito dust on their fingers
3. Eats Hot Pockets for dinner
4. Never had sex with a woman for free
On second thought, maybe you’d fit right in…
Is Cashman meeting you there?
@Papi I've already tempered my expectations but I'd like to atleast have a look see even just once so I could say I did it.
@Shai Alright don't judge me, cause I will leave this site, I'm serious all those driving out to Nebraska to review a cuban dive you can all kiss goodbye. Anyway what I do is print out past pictures of Ms. Myers at previous exxxoticas with fans. https://s13.erome.com/793/DUaXD9Oj/Ho13y… https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E_6U-r1UYAUz… and I cut out the fan and insert a picture of me. Then I paste them all over my wall eventually making one big "collage" if you will. And then I jerk off saying to myself loudly "Onnnaadeeeezz days That's a gonna be ME!"
The rest of the expo…porn has really nose dived I didn’t recognize anybody else there. The line was crazy for Violet and a couple other girls but everyone else was pretty free and available. Where are all the rockstar pornstars from 10, 15 years ago. They really got the LBGTQ stuff going on in there too. It’s not just for men.
As far as the average porno fan I really felt better about myself because I was probably the most handsome guy there, And I’m usually pretty down on myself and humble but I’m just keeping it real. lotta Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons types.
One thing I guess everyone has a thing but there were legit fat chicks there, like they wouldn't be able to get hired at a strip club fat. All kinds of crazy stuff. As far as the actual hot girls, I mean I'm not saying they weren't good looking but I've been to strip clubs with hotter girls walking around. I really went for one girl. I'm gonna try out the vagina fleshlight. If it's good I'll go to another exxxoctica and get the anal fleshlight, same girl.