Going to Exxxotica NJ this weekend

Muddy said "If y'all gonna be there hit my ass up."

Phrasing! #Archer

https://youtu.be/hyLWrKh2fB0

I fully advocate the very occasional YOLO-level spending on OTC (or even ITC under the right conditions).

I've had a couple of encounters that I'm pretty sure I'll remember happily even after the dementia sets in, but at the time it did a bit of damage to the short-term budget.

I've heard mixed-things w.r.t. civilian-dudes fucking (P4P) porn actresses - have heard some of them are not that good (mechanical) and some of them have bad-attitudes - but I'm def not an expert on the subject - I guess it's worth experiencing but I would not go crazy and pay $5K or some shit like that in case she's a dud (i guess I'd pay what I'm willing to lose) - if they fuck civvie-dudes P4P then there should be some info about them somewhere on the web I'd think.

But to answer the original question - I've thought about going in years past but never pulled-the-trigger - I'm not that big a porn-guy where i follow particular actresses (just like dancers; I'm not into faves).

This is next level PL type stuff. I bet you’re the only person in line that doesn’t do at least 2 of these things every day of their life:
1. Play video games
2. Have dorito dust on their fingers
3. Eats Hot Pockets for dinner
4. Never had sex with a woman for free

On second thought, maybe you’d fit right in…

Is Cashman meeting you there?

@Ish my wording could have been better

@Papi I've already tempered my expectations but I'd like to atleast have a look see even just once so I could say I did it.

@Shai Alright don't judge me, cause I will leave this site, I'm serious all those driving out to Nebraska to review a cuban dive you can all kiss goodbye. Anyway what I do is print out past pictures of Ms. Myers at previous exxxoticas with fans. https://s13.erome.com/793/DUaXD9Oj/Ho13y… https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E_6U-r1UYAUz… and I cut out the fan and insert a picture of me. Then I paste them all over my wall eventually making one big "collage" if you will. And then I jerk off saying to myself loudly "Onnnaadeeeezz days That's a gonna be ME!"

And as far as cashman is concerned lets all start guilt tripping him to go

See now I can see wanting to meet her, but I wouldn’t be too keen and standing in line between those two dudes. Then again who the heck am I to judge, I actually went out of my way to meet Juice (rip) and JS69.

Yeah I’m here now the line is out the ducking my door for this girl. Fuck it I’m sticking it out.

Yeah I met her she was real cool although not down to hang outside. I got the “Oh sorry I don’t do that” I had to shoot my shot. I said 2K…fuck I shoulda done three. Real generous with her time too I was like nice meeting you and she was like wait wait wait I gotta sign this and this for you. All kinds of shit. And I ended up getting her fleshlight. I was choosing between the anal one and the vagina. I’d been meaning to try one anyway but if the girl of my dreams is selling it to me hell im buying beats Amazon. And I asked for a military discount as I usually do, got $20 off so I felt like I got me a deal. She was smaller in person but proportionally I mean she was almost freakish rocking huge natural tits and ass. I got to feel up on them too taking photos. Stout busty princess.

The rest of the expo…porn has really nose dived I didn’t recognize anybody else there. The line was crazy for Violet and a couple other girls but everyone else was pretty free and available. Where are all the rockstar pornstars from 10, 15 years ago. They really got the LBGTQ stuff going on in there too. It’s not just for men.

As far as the average porno fan I really felt better about myself because I was probably the most handsome guy there, And I’m usually pretty down on myself and humble but I’m just keeping it real. lotta Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons types.

As far as other girls for OTC I mean damn maybe my standards are getting so high because of the hedonic treadmill phenomenon but I can’t say I was like wow I just gotta have it to overpay some porn girl to hang outside.

Thanks for taking one for the team. Now I know never to waste my time at one of those.

Did you see Cashman there begging to lick some porn stars armpits?

I know that Myers chick has a price but probably not willing to talk openly in a forum like that. Better off hitting her up through onlyfans.

Muddys like "I will take you to lunch at the Soup Nazi, I will give you $338, I will bring my own condoms and I will also let you sleep in the back of my Honda, as long as Cashman can take photos of everything."

lol. A lot of girls sitting around doing nothing they would have been down with armpit thing!

One thing I guess everyone has a thing but there were legit fat chicks there, like they wouldn't be able to get hired at a strip club fat. All kinds of crazy stuff. As far as the actual hot girls, I mean I'm not saying they weren't good looking but I've been to strip clubs with hotter girls walking around. I really went for one girl. I'm gonna try out the vagina fleshlight. If it's good I'll go to another exxxoctica and get the anal fleshlight, same girl.

And they had some stripper poles goin. I just couldn't tell you the girls names that were on them.