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Muddy

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1,142 posts by Muddy

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You ever fly out a girl to you or considered it?

There's one stripper girl who really wants to come through to me one of these days. I know her fairly well, we've hooked up already. She's definitely hot otherwise I wouldn't even be bringing this up. But I've always been…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 3 18

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Songs to listen to under the influence

I’m not at a drug guy at all really mostly just alcohol and hardly even that anymore. But I think it’s an interesting question to ask. Maybe you aren’t either but perhaps back in the day you were that guy…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 1 26

Politics

Goodbye Illinois

January 1st. https://twitter.com/TPostMillennial/status/1568025654091718662?cxt=HHwWjICx7cnB38IrAAAA https://www.ky3.com/2022/09/09/gates-are-open-illinois-ending-cash-bail-system/ Well that's just fucking stupid. I would enjoy everything the state has to offer while you still can. Emptying out your jails entirely may not be the best idea, just a wild guess.

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 2 29

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Cheap Extras Cities of America

Under $100 type cities. Not really my thing personally but interesting to think about. East St. Louis Akron Bridgeport El Paso (this one might have actually fell of the list but I’ll act as it was a blip) Louisville Detroit (got cheap and expensive spots) Philadelphia Other…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 4 22

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Sexiest Royal

With the Queen passed, I was jerking it royal to some royals in her memory and thought perhaps it's time for a royal theme poll. Hottest one. I pulled up a family tree and google image to help you out…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 3 23

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With Diversity, Tolerance, Equity and Inclusion and taking it up the ass daily

We can make the world a brighter place! 👍We’re taking it step by step. We’re taking it day by day.

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 3 23

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Lexington, KY

Is there any other little city that hits above it's weight like Lexington when it comes to strip clubs? It's only the 109th ranked metro in the US but for me it's one of the best strip club cities I've…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 54 6

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Rethinking the mending of the fences between StripperWeb and TUSCL

You know at one point I was open minded, I was a real hippie dippy dooby toker dude about it. Peace and love. Tie die shirts. Bon fires holding hands singing Kumbaya. Extending a peace offering, trying to broker a…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 2 3

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Managing expectations and grading on the curve

I was reading one review for a club recently that kept comparing the girls in the Indiana strip club to the girls in Spearmint Rhino in Vegas and how they didn't match up. And it's like dude come on we…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 1 12

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Feeling depressed, lonely, hopeless...I don't see a way out

I may just end it all. Can't take it anymore. I've had it. These are dark days. Any help in this matter would be appreciated as I deal with these struggles of mine. Be sure to cashapp me @ $camlikely123…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 12

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Hiding in the bathroom

Some dude on here recently brought up hiding in the bathroom during a strip club visit and he was roundly and thoroughly called a huge fucking pussy for doing so. But I’d like to revisit and take a second to…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 3 21

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How long do you stick around a bad club before bailing and walking out

Walk in. This is definitely not what I’m looking for. If I’m not writing a review for the club (in that case I gotta bear down and take some notes for a little bit) but if not I’m walking right…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 7 42

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Q&A/Sukki

Hey guys, Sukki was nice enough to agree to do yet another Q&A for us today. I personally think she’s a super pretty girl and with a unique take on the whole strip club thing. She works at The Library…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 3 13

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Judging a Strip Club by it's Cover

Recently instead of just reading review after review which can be time consuming, I've just been pulling up google street view, taking a look at the club itself. If it looks like a legit actual strip club instead of a…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 2 13

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Tying Dancers with STD and other ailments

There is some recent on goings going on at one strip club on here where a dancer that's on this website was being accused of having something and it's getting ugly and she's clapping (no pun intended) back hard in…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 1 40

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Rick Dugan came strutting into the club, we didn't know what hit us

Rick Dugan busted down the door, full strut, Kool Aid man style. White suit gleaming so bright it blinded us all, shimmy shaking and boogie baking with great vigor and relentlessness. We didn't have time to react... We didn't stand a…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 2

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When the Bartender/Waitress becomes a dancer...

I don't why, maybe it's the unavailable vibe they give off but I just love it. Seeing the girl that's bugging me for my one drink minumum (not hot) all of suden you look away now she's on the pole…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 1 14

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Famous TUSCLers that nobody knows about

Well because they don’t post here on the DB as most don’t anyway. How about it you guys got any shoutouts to maybe certain guys that just stick to their city and post up some helpful reviews and don’t know…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 3 6

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Papi_Chulo and minnow; memories wiped?

Mikeym often tells tales of back 20 years ago when he, minnow and Papi ran up and down Florida from Jacksonville to Tampa to Miami, running the strip club scene with iron fist. Nothing could stop them, they would go…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 4 5

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Favorite Beach/Beach Towns

I'm thinking about it, and I've been to a lot of them over the years. The one I grew up going to was Jones Beach on Long Island. That is a state park though (so no shops, hotels, casinos, bars…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 2 37

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Men Only TUSCL?

There's been constant chatter about how strippers need their stripper only safe space be it on this site with this dressing room, stripper reddit, stripper web, instagram chats, they have their rooms where it's women only. But what about us…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 4 59

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You have a stripper/SB/girl in your life that could get a lot of you?

NOT your wife, we know about that one. A girl you just over spoil. You regret it? or was it good and she made it worth it to you back in other ways? Anytime she asks for anything, "Yes baby"…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 3 11

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Mapping the Cuban invasion

Recently at strip club all the way out in Lincoln, Nebraska and saw a club full of cubans. It got me thinking how far is this cuban invasion thing going? Are they gonna get all the way Alaska? It wouldn't…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 5 14

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Radio shows you listened/listen too

I notice less and less I’m hitting that AM dial *que video killed the radio star* and now aside from baseball on the radio I don’t really listen all that much anymore. What are some stuff no matter how obscure…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 2 29

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Geography of Breast/Butt implants

Quick guide for dancers thinking about getting work done. Only 3 places to go; the guy in LA, the guy in Miami and the guy in Colombia. LA: Not a recommendation in the least bit but if you did have…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 1 17
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