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Muddy

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1,146 posts by Muddy

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Parking Schemes

I was watching this news clip of some parking hustle for a white sox game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSWi1dPilaE&t=6s Look at these fucking pieces of shit. Anyway it got me thinking have you seen this type parking lot bullshit at a strip club?…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 10

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Bullshit Review Patterns

It's always a first time review, start out as..."Me and my wife went out to"..."It was my first time in a strip club" (And your already writing reviews on tuscl yeah ok) or ... "I was at a bachelor party"…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 5 32

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Markers to break down what type of strip club on here

I'd like to see some sort of way to maybe have icons to as a quick way to break it down and give you a feel for what's what. Enough reviewers mark a certain box it be given an icon…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 6 17

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Doggie Discount

Nicespice was bringing up how her dog is #1 in her life. And I don't think she's alone in that. How often do you think about maybe I can get into a particular strippers inner trust circle and hell maybe…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 6

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You ever fly out a girl to you or considered it?

There's one stripper girl who really wants to come through to me one of these days. I know her fairly well, we've hooked up already. She's definitely hot otherwise I wouldn't even be bringing this up. But I've always been…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 5 18

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Songs to listen to under the influence

I’m not at a drug guy at all really mostly just alcohol and hardly even that anymore. But I think it’s an interesting question to ask. Maybe you aren’t either but perhaps back in the day you were that guy…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 3 26

Politics

Goodbye Illinois

January 1st. https://twitter.com/TPostMillennial/status/1568025654091718662?cxt=HHwWjICx7cnB38IrAAAA https://www.ky3.com/2022/09/09/gates-are-open-illinois-ending-cash-bail-system/ Well that's just fucking stupid. I would enjoy everything the state has to offer while you still can. Emptying out your jails entirely may not be the best idea, just a wild guess.

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 4 29

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Cheap Extras Cities of America

Under $100 type cities. Not really my thing personally but interesting to think about. East St. Louis Akron Bridgeport El Paso (this one might have actually fell of the list but I’ll act as it was a blip) Louisville Detroit (got cheap and expensive spots) Philadelphia Other…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 31 22

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Sexiest Royal

With the Queen passed, I was jerking it royal to some royals in her memory and thought perhaps it's time for a royal theme poll. Hottest one. I pulled up a family tree and google image to help you out…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 7 23

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With Diversity, Tolerance, Equity and Inclusion and taking it up the ass daily

We can make the world a brighter place! 👍We’re taking it step by step. We’re taking it day by day.

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 4 23

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Lexington, KY

Is there any other little city that hits above it's weight like Lexington when it comes to strip clubs? It's only the 109th ranked metro in the US but for me it's one of the best strip club cities I've…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 89 6

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Rethinking the mending of the fences between StripperWeb and TUSCL

You know at one point I was open minded, I was a real hippie dippy dooby toker dude about it. Peace and love. Tie die shirts. Bon fires holding hands singing Kumbaya. Extending a peace offering, trying to broker a…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 5 3

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Managing expectations and grading on the curve

I was reading one review for a club recently that kept comparing the girls in the Indiana strip club to the girls in Spearmint Rhino in Vegas and how they didn't match up. And it's like dude come on we…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 12

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Feeling depressed, lonely, hopeless...I don't see a way out

I may just end it all. Can't take it anymore. I've had it. These are dark days. Any help in this matter would be appreciated as I deal with these struggles of mine. Be sure to cashapp me @ $camlikely123…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 12

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Hiding in the bathroom

Some dude on here recently brought up hiding in the bathroom during a strip club visit and he was roundly and thoroughly called a huge fucking pussy for doing so. But I’d like to revisit and take a second to…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 8 21

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How long do you stick around a bad club before bailing and walking out

Walk in. This is definitely not what I’m looking for. If I’m not writing a review for the club (in that case I gotta bear down and take some notes for a little bit) but if not I’m walking right…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 25 42

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Q&A/Sukki

Hey guys, Sukki was nice enough to agree to do yet another Q&A for us today. I personally think she’s a super pretty girl and with a unique take on the whole strip club thing. She works at The Library…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 22 13

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Judging a Strip Club by it's Cover

Recently instead of just reading review after review which can be time consuming, I've just been pulling up google street view, taking a look at the club itself. If it looks like a legit actual strip club instead of a…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 3 13

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Tying Dancers with STD and other ailments

There is some recent on goings going on at one strip club on here where a dancer that's on this website was being accused of having something and it's getting ugly and she's clapping (no pun intended) back hard in…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 4 40

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Rick Dugan came strutting into the club, we didn't know what hit us

Rick Dugan busted down the door, full strut, Kool Aid man style. White suit gleaming so bright it blinded us all, shimmy shaking and boogie baking with great vigor and relentlessness. We didn't have time to react... We didn't stand a…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 3

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When the Bartender/Waitress becomes a dancer...

I don't why, maybe it's the unavailable vibe they give off but I just love it. Seeing the girl that's bugging me for my one drink minumum (not hot) all of suden you look away now she's on the pole…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 7 14

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Famous TUSCLers that nobody knows about

Well because they don’t post here on the DB as most don’t anyway. How about it you guys got any shoutouts to maybe certain guys that just stick to their city and post up some helpful reviews and don’t know…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 3 6

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Papi_Chulo and minnow; memories wiped?

Mikeym often tells tales of back 20 years ago when he, minnow and Papi ran up and down Florida from Jacksonville to Tampa to Miami, running the strip club scene with iron fist. Nothing could stop them, they would go…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 5 5

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Favorite Beach/Beach Towns

I'm thinking about it, and I've been to a lot of them over the years. The one I grew up going to was Jones Beach on Long Island. That is a state park though (so no shops, hotels, casinos, bars…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 5 37

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Men Only TUSCL?

There's been constant chatter about how strippers need their stripper only safe space be it on this site with this dressing room, stripper reddit, stripper web, instagram chats, they have their rooms where it's women only. But what about us…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 4 59
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