17 comments

Locales we never ever talk about

Jan 8, 2024, 7:10 AM

Recently I've hit some strip club cities that, and I've been here a minute now, that we just don't really seem to talk about. Some that come to mind recently. There is probably reason for it, not that great a stops, but it doesn't really even come up. This board is very Florida, Georgia, Michigan and maybe Jersey centric Used to be more Arizona in there. But some stops come to mind that I personally never heard about on here.

Evansville, Indiana- I actually made a thread about it discussing how nobody discusses this place. I think one of the Pony's there is an extras joint.

Springfield, Missouri- Recently went nobody has ever mentioned it all. 5 clubs is a good amount.

The entire state of Arkansas- When I search, the only thing that came up was Johnsmith69 bitching about never going back there

Wichita, Kansas- haven't been but haven't heard anything on here about it, ever

Birmingham, Alabama- I went I actually saw few clubs open that I don't even think were listed on here. I mean it's so close to Atlanta why not more commotion on Birmingham I thought, well I guess I sorta found out why.

Boise, Idaho is another one. Maybe Charleston, South Carolina and Grand Rapids, Michigan too.

Smaller Texas cities- I feel like Texas is underrepresented on TUSCL for it's population. But those smaller texas cities, all with multiple strip clubs, you name it; Corpus Christi, Amarillo, Lubbock, Longview, Wichita Falls, Abilene, Midland/Odessa, Killeen, Waco, Mcallen, Brownsville, Laredo....nothing.

Alaska and Hawaii. I have no plans to go but I have no idea how strip clubs are out there.

How about other countries for mongering? IDK Spain, Argentina, Costa Rica, Japan, anywhere in Scandanavia? We are always going on about Germany, Mexico and the Philippines.

Anywhere else you guys feel like sort of get ignored by many of us? I get it there's reviews too but general thoughts on the db just aren't a thing for some of these places. Also I don't think there's anyone on here from those places. I guess when you grow up in a place where strip clubs aren't great, you don't get into the hobby and a find a community like this. When you visit a strip club in Miami, and you got some cuban chick sucking your dick, you think to yourself wait how can I find out more about this, and a tuscl account is born. So there's probably some selection bias there, I get that.

comments (17)

Nixur68last year

Surprised there isn't more about Asia or even Australia.

motorheadlast year

Seems like I never hear much about Oklahoma - I know it’s in the heart of the Bible Belt, but TUSCL does show 58 clubs

Not small cities. Tulsa and OKC both have MSA’s of over a million people.

nicespicelast year

Missouri would be talked about when Nidan111 was posting on here. I hope he’s still doing well, wherever he is.

Dolfanlast year

Do those areas maybe have local boards? Or maybe they're on USASG?

I think it's shailyn who mentions it from time to time, but I think Toronto is fairly under represented here too. The clubs there are very similar to south Florida, but with English speaking girls from countries other than Cuba.

JamesSDlast year

I remember researching Hawaii clubs when I vacationed there in '21 and the results being "only Honolulu has anything half decent, and that's being generous to Honolulu."

Idaho is a classic Red State, yay Freedom except when it comes to naked ladies offending Mormons.

ilbbaicnllast year

You mean you want to see threads like "Don't You Love It When A Dancer's Pastie Falls Off Every Couple Months"?

wallanonlast year

If there's a dancer with same pasties on for two months I'm running the other way. That's worse than getting a face full of another guy's spit residue when she doesn't wipe off between customers. Maybe. On second thought it's a tie.

ArtCollegelast year

I've reviewed 2 or 3 Boise clubs. No reason to go to any of them unless you're already close by and bored. When I was in Anchorage I looked at the reviews for the clubs there and decided not to bother. So I conclude that low number of reviews means low quality experience.

chiefwiggumlast year

My cousins in Texas say that the general consensus if that a club is not near a big city, it's not worth going to.

Last time I was in Hawaii was when I was in college like 20 years ago, and Honolulu had a ton of extras (even in Deja Vu) and the absolute hottest street walkers I have ever seen, hands down. I have no idea if it's like that anymore. My firm has no clients in Hawaii and I don't feel like going that far solo.

I used to go to Australia for work and like the UK, they really don't strip clubs over there -- again, like 15 years ago. That being said, they have some really nice brothels and these body to body massage/glide places (where other than cheap HJs, not a lot of extra going on there either). Another place I would like to go back to!

Muddy, did you ever make it to St. Louis? Everyone tells me to cross the border to East St. Louis. The word in Chicago is that it's not worth it to go that far.

captainfunlast year

Second Nicespice’s comment about Nidan. I seem to recall a review or discussion where he mentioned meeting you at a club in Springfield. He also visited the east St Louis clubs a bit - which I like too.

Muddy, I’ve been to clubs in each of the cities referenced in one of your paragraphs - Boise, Grand Rapids, and Charleston. None of them are worth rushing back to - unless a good time in Grand Rapids is possible and I just missed it.

Muddylast year

Yeah I've been to the St. Louis clubs. Real good time at Diamond there. GREAT spot.

Muddylast year

And yeah some good mentions out there.

DrStablast year

As much as we see a million reviews of the Detroit suburban clubs, I rarely if ever see a review of the 10 or so Detroit “black” clubs, so to speak. As an older white guy, I likely wouldn’t go to one of those clubs, but I would still be interested in hearing about them.

The TUSCL demographics must be very white, and much likely 40++??

drewcareypnwlast year

In Spain brothels are more common than strip clubs. The few they have are more like brothels, I guess something like the HK model. Club Hot in Madrid has (or had) a pretty amazing lineup though.

In the uk they have “saunas” which are brothels. They have a few ultra lame strip clubs. Not worth attending.

JamesSDlast year

TUSCL definitely is old and white

jackslashlast year

Germany and Austria have the FKK clubs. Costa Rica has tons of hookers. Thailand has bar girls that are sexy and cheap.

chiefwiggumlast year

In the last 2-3 years, I think I've visited the highest reviewed clubs/regions on this site, except for Seattle. Where to go next? If I had a short way to answer what I'm looking for, I would say something comparable to Detroit (I thought Pompano was slightly better than Detroit, but Detroit has much more variety). Is Seattle comparable to any of these areas?