Recently I was Minneapolis going to a strip club. Believe it or not Huntsman dropped me off (he couldn’t come in because he refused to disarm) Anyway I see a stripper who looked of the fetanyl/meth/crackhead variety. They come cheap and they come easy, just how I like ‘em.
Anyway we go get a room and she starts telling me “I want you to choke me, get rough with me, hurt me!” Really getting into it. So I started getting rough. Slapping her, really hard. She kept yelling at me it wasn’t enough and that was being a little bitch. So I started I started upset and got really physical. So I threw her to the ground and put my knee on her neck. She started yelling “I can’t breathe!”
I let her up, she was pissed. I had gone too far. She yelled to all the other dancer friends “Get him!” And they all started chasing me around the club while the DJ played the Benny Hill theme song. Then I left.


Reminds me of the time the girl told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt. So I stuck it in 4 times and then punched her in the face.