Greatest tuscl quotes of all time

The first quote that came to mind right now, when JohnSmith referred to the sjcreep as a 'gravy drinker'.

Lopaw’s quote is my favorite. It’s Legendary - I’ve used It and gave her credit for it

Stealing a quote from Twosheds the now defunct Michigan specific board

“Money rules in strip clubs — all others can eat shit”

This was his response to the whiners and snowflakes who complain about whales buying the hottest girl in the club for the night





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“Fuck you Jackie” - Juice (rip)

Not a quote - but the very best item ever posted on TUSCL was “The lifecycle of a stripper posting on TUSCL”

It was posted by Chandler - and it was great because it was 100% spot on true.

ROAR!!!

Lopaw's is still my fave, I've quoted her and used it in real life. Papi's is in the conversation for best too.

I forget the exact phrasing, but 25's line about "I don't understand how a grown man can allow himself to be intimidated by a girl in her underwear" has to be up there too.

"Pussy tighter than a LA parking spot"
- Linzee Ryder

https://app.tuscl.net/member/623645

Not a tagline here, but my favorite self-introduction from a stripper: “Hi, I’m hoping to suck some dick today.”

@Muddy

I will play along and comment on your discussion.

“America sucks and needs to be dismantled.”

~ Papi_Chulo, TUSCL, August 14, 2020
~ White (Cuban) guy residing in Miami, FL

^ Sad but so true Papi.

~ Warrior15, TUSCL, August 14, 2020
~ Just a Monger looking for some Action.

Pics or video, otherwise it didn’t happen!

“ Sorry Minnow. I fucked two strippers and came in the mouth of one. Is that clearer for you?”

- unclewillsea

This is what I consider to be the best working TUSCL quote ever made.

All contents should be considered a work of fiction.

"Even Michael Jordan couldn't have fun in this club", said I believe by @Muddy in reference to a North Carolina club, which I unfortunately still visited in spite of the bad reviews (Muddy was right)

“This one was an attractive petite girl, maybe in her later 30s. She was very natural looking. As in, she looked like she had never touched a razor in her life.”

https://app.tuscl.net/review/371154

Too bad that guy never wrote another review. He wrote with panache

"Lying, thieving whores"--This was somebody's quote about strippers. Dougster?

"Never pay in advance"--Again I don't remember who said this, but it was the best advice I ever received.

"I will play along and comment on your discussion"

@ Muddy

I will play along and comment on your discussion.

“Try to address the comment not the commenter
LOL”

~ twentyfive

I recall someone saying. 'quote'.. 'cj is a dick pic collecting commie homo'
Whoever said that is undeniably correct!

And dougster's 'lying thieving whores' is truly a classic quote!

“Duct tape. Lots of duct tape”

Gwker saying (and doing) “to help selflessly when you can.”

In all seriousness, somebody made the comment on a Discussion thread a few months ago "Never go to the strip club when you're in a bad mood", or words to similar effect. That resonated with me, and I realized that I make the most bad decisions when I go to the SC to "cheer myself up". It means I'm too desperate to try to make things happen and I'm also almost certain to drink too much.

"VIP is for chumps. FRMOS are where the real players stay."

"In my Organization, every man will be getting willing stripper-level pussy every night, all night."

Or something to that effect.

"The first quote that came to mind right now, when JohnSmith referred to the sjcreep as a 'gravy drinker'. "

Not that I'm an influencer-type attention whore, but everyone (including JohnSmith) got the gravy thing when I accused SJW of being like this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMYikTGw… That video turned out to be a hit :)

"I forget the exact phrasing, but 25's line about "I don't understand how a grown man can allow himself to be intimidated by a girl in her underwear" has to be up there too."

25 can correct me if I'm wrong, but that too was my original line. Either we both came up with it separately or he adopted it up after I'd written it

Paraphrasing a Chili Palmer review: "Mileage was that of a Humvee with 4 flats."

@subra
I don’t remember when , or if, I originated that line, but I was using that line before I ever heard of TUSCL.

I believe you. I thought i was saying it back when I was on Nightshift before I hit tuscl. Or maybe misremembering, who knows. In any case, I'd also like to take credit for inventing saying "maybe later", wearing sweatpants to the club, and locking down strippers. 🤣🤣