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Using proper pronouns for mongers

Muddy
USA
You know often times I’ll read the police blotters the next day, terms thrown around like “stalker Muddy”, “John Muddy”, “debauchee Muddy”….its Sugar Daddy. S-U-G-A-R D-A-D-D-Y.

And the girl I’m with. She’s not some “street walker I just picked up on Malcom X blvd last night” (we met there, yeah so what?) “hooker” “whore” “prostitute” …she is my Sugar baby. And her time on backpage a couple years back was just a short phase. Also, our relationship is not “transactional” it’s a loving and nurturing one in nature. (Ok fine yeah I get taken to the cleaners at 2K a meet, so what’s your point?)

Get right God dammit.

7 comments

  • shailynn
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    10 months ago
    Do all of your relationships involve duct tape and the trunk of your Camry?
  • Muddy
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    10 months ago
    Hey now I actually never owned a Camry, I’ve rented a bunch. I’ve since upgraded but I hold off on a future article to name it. It’s big time.
  • shailynn
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    10 months ago
    ^ Honda Accord or did you finally get that cargo van which has dual usage as a kidnap vehicle and bed on wheels.

    I’ll get you a sun shade to block out those Walmart parking lot lights at night.
  • twentyfive
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    10 months ago
    Congratulations, Muddy you finally broke down and bought that used Yugo you wanted!
  • ilbbaicnl
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    10 months ago
    Yeah, right, fight for those are pronouns. Don't give up, just like they didn't when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. We're with ya, you're rolling.
  • drewcareypnw
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    10 months ago
    I always thought lt my pronoun was “wannadance”. They’re good about calling me that.
  • Muddy
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    10 months ago
    @25 fuck I’ll take it

    @shai you know what I’ll take it. I’ve been putting a tshirt on my head
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