F'd up so bad in a strip club, stripper called me Osama Bin Laden

Not too long ago at a strip club in lower Manhattan. I was doing my thing. Everyone bandying about. Saw a stripper, with the biggest fake tits I've ever seen. Gigantic. And I noticed one of her nipples was missing. I took her for dances and immediately grabbed her boobs and squeezed hard until I hear POP, POP and they began to deflate. I said "Oh ma Gaaa" sort of like a preteen girl in the 7th grade at would say OMG at the lunch table if Tyler and Jessie broke up. Which sort of sound Alla akbar now that I think about it in hindsight.

All the strippers in the club with their arms crossed began to shake their heads in disapproval and said in unison: "O-SAMA!"

"Oh I done did it again, Oh I done did it again"

*seinfeld theme*