Papi Chulo has returned

For those that said he has moved onto more important things in life, I say LOL blasphemy. Not a chance. The moment I first set eyes on Papi_Chulo or at least his 40 paragraph reviews, (and that was just the table of contents) I knew he was the chosen one to lead us all to the promised land…or at the very least a black strip club dive in a Miami ghetto full of morbidly obese strippers. In the tusclverse this is like the return of the messiah. Let’s all welcome Papi back he really is the greatest of us all, although that isn’t saying too too much as we all a bunch of vile pieces of shit.