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Muddy

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1,141 posts by Muddy

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Best looking video vixens in music history

What y'all's memorable ones. I think most people think of the hair metal era stuff but I'm open to all suggestions. Last time I watched VH1 like 20 years ago they used obsess over this topic. I think the first two…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 3 16

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In strip club land, hearing No isn't the worst thing in the world

In fact it's downright necessary. If nobody ever turned me down I probably couldn't even afford the hobby anymore. Hey you wanna hook up outside for $400, nope? Ok. Well mentally that money was spent, and now you got it…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 6

Star Garden

North Hollywood, CA

Credit Card ONLY

Would you ever go to a place that wouldn't even let you pay cash? The guy at the front tells me $25 BUT card only. Yeah how about no dude. That's the first of I heard of that. I know this…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 5 9

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Good songs with no vocals

Instrumental. Y’all got some good stuff to throw out there? I’ve never been into Pat Methenys shit at all but “James” I got from YouTuber Rick Beato. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_SCInQ20d2I&pp=ygURamFtZXMgcGF0IG1ldGhlbnk%3D George Benson “Breezin” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Je3Pe3gWU0U&pp=ygUMQnJlZXppbiBsb3Zl David Bowie “Speed of life” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=luHJqKBfVbU&pp=ygUZc3BlZWQgb2YgbGlmZSBkYXZpZCBib3dpZQ%3D%3D

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 49

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Medical care over the years

How has it changed for you over time? Better, worse? Obamacare been treating good or rather go back? -I feel like if you got a good doctor, you gotta WAIT for him. The GP all the family members been using…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 20

Politics

Offensive?

https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/842380/84643941.jpg Or like fucking awesome?

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 19

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HOA Fees

I'm reading about all these HOA fees are getting out of control. People are trying unload their condo's. Do you have an HOA fee? Is it going up? Would you consider a place that had one? Yeah I guess it's less…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 3 28

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When making it rain on a stripper try not the exceed the value it would take…

to bang said stripper in VIP. Just saying. Sounds like common sense but I keep seeing people who don’t seem to think so.

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 4 7

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Great Saxophone Solos

They don't do those as much anymore. Jazz kinda went away and nobody really said anything. You used to see those old time black guys on street corners with a sax or a trumpet all the time and they must've…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 40

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TUSCL Make A Wish

How come these terminal kids choose to meet a fucking basketball player or police or fireman? Is that really they want? That's what your going with? Just say hey I want fuck a bunch of strippers, who's saying no? See…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 9 3

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How much better would fake rakes be if they were way more soft and squishy

instead of all rock hard, rock fucking solid? I mean really that's issue right there isn't it. They just don't feel as good as they might look. Nobody has a problem with boobs being larger, that not issue at all,…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 18

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Are these expensive OTC's even worth it anymore?

A lot these girls want $500 now. It's becoming sort of standard. They might settle for 4. But 3 I would think is fair just ain't doing it no more. Alright let's say we do 5. Then a hotel, we'll…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 18

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Greatest guitar solos

I recently listening to the one at the end of Goodbye Stranger by Supertramp again. Rodger Hodgson does that one. So God damn good. That is a criminally underrated band. The 70's in general was so awesome for music. There's…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 43

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Home prices near you

How are real estate values in your neck of the woods? On one hand in some places you got the market telling you that you don't belong here anymore dude and then on the other you have the housing is…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 23

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I've seen what strippers say about us on stripper reddit, horrible things

Terrible things. Awful things. These dancers are usually nice to me in person but behind my back apparently it's a totally different story on what they think of me and us overall. I thought we got along great, well now…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 23

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The stigma really is gone when it comes stripping

And a lot of sex work in general. I mean I look at these strip club instagram pages or just even the club website, nobody is hiding their face every girl is just out there dancing the night away. It's…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 21

Politics

The state of debates in America today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmO-ziHU_D8&t=51s Top notch stuff there from the national champs. Imagine what the folks must've been like that lost in the first round?

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 6 4

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Insurance rates

Are your insurance rate going out of control? I noticed my car insurance has crept up. I see a lot of insurance companies checking out of Florida, it's too expensive, hurricanes and that roof scam stuff. Can't do it. A lot…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 28

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Are decent single lap dance options becoming a thing of the past

You know a lot of recent strip clubs I've been to, the set up was give or take $25-30 single lap dance, those are complete air dances or maybe shitty heavily monitored shitty one way. Or single lap dances are…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 3 21

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Let's not get it twisted, we actually don't love strip clubs

We just love banging filthy whores. Let's not give the middle man too much credit now.

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 20

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What’s your normal outfit?

When you’re leaving the house to go cruising around, what does that look like? I understand most are not willing to post photos of themselves but maybe we can paint the picture for those of us who haven’t met each…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 22

Politics

With Diversity and Love

And love and diversity, And tolerance, And understanding, Acceptance and inclusion, Peace and love, AND FUCK WHITE PEEPAL! FUCK WHITE PEEPAL! FUCK WHITE PEEPAL! FUCK WHITE PEEPAL! Oh did I ever mention what a joy it is to live in liberal land? Truly a magical place indeed.

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 12

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The Oldest Strip Clubs

There's not really database of this stuff, nobody has done dissertation on it I don't think, so it's seems if this community doesn't know then well nobody knows. If we brainstorm together what could we come up with? When you…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 22 26

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Hidden Big Boobs

You'll see girl in like a big sweatshirt or a big jersey then bam just a gigantic rack. I was looking at that singer Billie Eilish and she's always wearing those baggy sweatshirt. But on the rare times she takes…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 45 22

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Big money VIP outcomes

I’m talking like $400+ and by that I mean just the room fee to get in the door. You guys ever partake in one of those? How did it turn out? Were you familiar with the girl prior or just shooting…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 6 25
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