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7 years ago
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
Gonna bump this since I posted it late last night and it got buried. Socal peeps, hook a dude up with some good clubs besides the ones I mentioned please.
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7 years ago
Thanks K, you da real MVP.
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7 years ago
Excellent article. I especially like their point about fetish porn making you feel like not such a weirdo. My thumbnail is my fetish that I swore made me the weirdest dude alive. I was so happy with the explosion of the internet and forum that I found entire groups of folks who loved the same crap that I was into. Sure enough, there's porn out there that attends to everyone's twisted desires.
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7 years ago
Stupid question, but how do you post a review? I swear I can't find any place that lets you. I can view the beginning of reviews, but I need VIP access to read the rest. I'd like to join VIP by posting a review. Please advise a fellow PL.
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7 years ago
Gotta chime in and agree, bj99 looks fucking amazing! Just from three profile pics of her I've seen she's definitely someone I'd spend a ton of money on in the club. Well, if her dances matched her looks, that is.
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7 years ago
How is that place? I didn't go because I heard bad things about it. Like the fact that Mayweather and his dudes are always in there clogging up the best girls time throwing money at them and you a normal guy can't compete. Sounds crappy. I usually just stick to Spearmint Rhino and Sapphire.
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7 years ago
Tijuana and you're worried about Deja Vu??? I'm headed to TJ in about a month and the first places on my mind will be Hong Kong and Adelita's.
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7 years ago
This used to be a hobby of mine while walking through trendy shopping areas. I was recently in Beverly Hills on Rodeo drive and spotted quite a few. Either they were old rich dudes with really young wives, or it was an OTC/SA type deal. Wasn't father daughter with they way they were with each other. I have nothing but respect and admiration for those guys. Hope I can pull that kinda stuff off later in life.
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7 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Excellent story! I need to write a review myself so I can read some more reviews myself.
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7 years ago
Yeah I can't fuck with that double team shit one bit. I'll never forget going to Sapphire with my boy and immediately 2 girls approached him and somehow convinced him to take them both to VIP. 30 minutes later he came back absolutely pissed. Said he got hustled. Had to pay both for VIP. And it wasn't even that good. I've never had a double dance but since then I won't even bother trying.
TBH it sounds like a high ripoff to me. You can't really enjoy them both at the same time. I'd rather get a dance or VIP from each separately and get my money's worth.
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7 years ago
Gotta agree with WW here. While those tits are definitely marvelous, they aren't BIG like some of the porn stars out there. I'm talking Hitomi Tanaka big, Dapne Rosen big, Eva Notty big.
Well, unless you're talking about all natural only. I keep forgetting a lot of you guys in this forum hate fake tits, which is completely the opposite of me.
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7 years ago
I'm new around these parts so I'm learning about you folks everyday. I see why folks hate SJG but I where does this fishstix hate come from? While I do agree that it sounds almost to blunt of an inquiry before a dance even happens I understand his reasoning. I love sucking boobs also but it's not mandatory for me....unless I'm in VIP hehe.
For me, things I enjoy in a lapdance is being able to grab boobs and ass. And the girl not switching up positions every 15 seconds. But I never ask any dancer if she does any of that. I usually just pick the most attractive one to me and see how she does. If the dance isn't to my liking, it was only $20, no biggie. Now I know who to avoid.
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7 years ago
Great thread! Like LDK said, I must be going to the wrong clubs because I never see this type of stuff.
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7 years ago
Lol I JUST finished a long post about this. Yes, a good stripper will absolutely obey your requests after you've spent some time and money on her. The one I was posting about was my ideal type. I'd say, give me that reverse cowgirl now and she'd turn around and grind like a champ. Then when I had enough of that I'd grab her hips and twist to get her attention that I wanted her to face me. Then proceed to suck on her boobs while she grinds me cowgirl. Then I'd tell her I wanna enjoy her boobs more. She'd get down and give me a titjob over the pants. That's my idea of following directions. And not just like a slave, but acting like it was her pleasure. Of course it's all for the money but as long as she's convincing I have no problem with that.
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7 years ago
Never seen anyone familiar on a backroom casting flick. But I did run into a chick I saw on reality TV about a decade back. Anyone ever see Rock of Love, starring Bret Michaels? The reality dating show ala the Bachelor where he has 20 girls and has to eliminate some over a span of a season to get down to 1. Well it was exposed that most of his contestants were picked straight out of strip clubs. I saw one in Sapphire Vegas just a 3 weeks ago. When she came up I knew she looked very familiar. I asked her name and she replies Frenchy and it all came back to me. She was the contestant that bragged how she loved her work as a stripper and she loved her fake boobs and loved attention. Well she wasn't lying. Cool part was, she seemed exactly what she was like on the show. Very free spirit.
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7 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Out of curiosity, is there anyone who actually likes SJG? As in, you'll sit there and read his unibomber manifesto type posts and come away thinking 'this guy is pretty cool'?
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7 years ago
Tumblingdice I also tried to talk to SJG in a normal conversation. He lacks the ability to answer questions to though. Instead he rambles about some other crap you never brought up.
I just hope for his sake he doesn't converse with women in the same manner.
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7 years ago
^^^^^ Tell him again!!!!!
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7 years ago
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joc13firmly on the Atlanta United bandwagon!
My kind of discussion! I gotta agree with everyone else and say it wasn't an LDK but any kind of cumming is great, right??? No better feeling in the world. So great job to your dancer, Joc13. We need more like her in the world ready and willing to get down and dirty.
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7 years ago
She's fine as FUCK but I gotta agree with Papi. She looks like the type that knows she's fine and therefore if she were a stripper in a club with high contact she'd still not allow her boobs or ass to be touched. Sadly she'd probably still make money.
Wouldn't give a rats ass about her butt being enhanced though. Just as long as it doesn't feel like 2 rocks, like how some girls boob jobs are. But if she offered no contact she can kick rocks.
2nd chick is a no go for me.
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7 years ago
This Follies place sounds amazing! Plus didn't Papi say they do stand up dances there? Plus extras? What's beating that besides Detroit and Tijuana?
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7 years ago
Ouch! The direct opposite of a lapgasm. Hope you heal up. I never go commando and hearing this reaffirms my beliefs. Although I bet most on here will tell you if you do go commando to wear zipperless pants like basketball shorts.
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7 years ago
And TFP, you expect a girl to dry hump you for 30min? FS, where you can lead it, for 30min, and with varying rhythm, fine, but expecting a girl to grind you for that long. Yipes!"
So I take it you've never gotten a 30 minute VIP anywhere, SJG? The girl doesn't grind you for 30 minutes straight. It's more of going through a series of moves that she performs. The seductive dance in front of you where she pretty much shows off what she's got. Then plants herself on you facing you and puts those boobs right in your face and usually here I can't help but grab hold and start sucking. All the while she's slowly grinding you. Then she stands up and turns around and gives you a full view off what she's about to put on you. Cup that ass, admire that phatty before she puts it to work. Then she positions herself right on Mr. Happy and goes to work for a good couple minutes. You look down and just admire that whale tale going to work against your now massive member. Then she stands up, bends down and simulates a blow job. Then a little higher up and simulates a tit fuck. After that she turns around and does that move where her back is to you and she leans back and puts her head on your shoulder looking back at you. This position gives you a fantastic view of her full firm tits and you can't help yourself but to grab two handfuls while she smiles at you. Then she plops in your lap and gives you some conversation. Then after that its back to work through the positions again.
So no, you fucktard. It's not 30 minutes of grinding. Doesn't mean the other stuff isn't stimulating.
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7 years ago
I've been following that article by Subraman. Interesting stuff indeed. I look forward to seeing yours.
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7 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Good Lord, THIS is who I was trying to reason with???? Secret organization he's building???
It all makes sense now. I won't put him on ignore as some of his content is funny, but I'll just ignore most everything he writes.