Fap, fap, fap...

It's nice to know even in hold age flapping my duck still happens LMFAO

Excellent article. I especially like their point about fetish porn making you feel like not such a weirdo. My thumbnail is my fetish that I swore made me the weirdest dude alive. I was so happy with the explosion of the internet and forum that I found entire groups of folks who loved the same crap that I was into. Sure enough, there's porn out there that attends to everyone's twisted desires.

"Porn makes you better at math."

I'm ready for Advanced Calculus.

^^^ I feel like Einstein...

Article said nothing about going blind. Author probably went blind just prior to getting to that part........................