The most disgusting thing you have ever seen in the lap dance/vip room

The floor in the VIP room at Follies was so cluttered with tissue, condoms, etc that my dancer called a bouncer to clean it up before we started.

I had a dancer spit in the couch cushions before. When I made a comment, she replied "do you think I'm the first girl to do that?"

Gave a girl a facial at a Detroit club which she scooped off and wiped on the curtains.

"The floor in the VIP room at Follies was so cluttered with tissue, condoms, etc"

That was how I knew all the reviews of Follies were true the first time I ever went to VIP there.

The VIP rooms (there were about a half-dozen of them) at a black Houston club called Legends - this was b/f the 2013-or-so city crackdown when extras were rampant.

I go to the back-rooms w/ brickhouse ebony and we try about 3 different rooms b/c all off them were littered w/ condoms on the floor - we finally just go into one and you had to watch your step w/ condoms all over the floor and even some fresh cum-puddles - I'm not too finicky but that was f'ing disgusting - and for w/e reason the genius-staff at the club did not see it as a common-sense solution to have wastebaskets in the rooms.

I was at a small club with a very open view VIP and only two dancers. The brunette was taking shot after shot with the other customer in the place so I started talking to the blonde at the bar. She told me that it was my lucky day because she was the best dancer in the club (not a big accomplishment since there were only 2 on shift) and started selling for VIP.

About 30 minutes later after seeing the brunette have 8-10 shots of tequila, she and her guy went to VIP. I excused myself to go to the restroom and as I walked past the VIP i saw the brunette giving an enthusiastic blowjob so I decided to give the blonde a try at VIP even though she wouldn't give me a firm answer about what she was willing to do in there.

As we walked in she saw what the brunette was doing and laughed. About 5 minutes into our session I asked my girl for the same treatment and she responded with something along the lines of "only the girls that don't know how to dance resort to sucking cock." All I could think was if it was my lucky day I would be with the brunette instead, but that thought changed a few minutes later.

Suddenly the brunette stopped and told her guy that all of their tequila shots were getting to her. Next thing you know, she starts vomiting all over his shirt, pants and cock.

Turns out that getting the blonde prude instead of the eager and willing brunette was my lucky day after all.

A wet sofa. Glad I didn't sit on it but I did get my hand wet. I was hoping it wasn't pee but didn't want to think about it too much.

Great thread! Like LDK said, I must be going to the wrong clubs because I never see this type of stuff.

I experienced a wet sofa once as well. It smelled like someone pissed there and we ultimately went to another room.

@papi "for w/e reason the genius-staff at the club did not see it as a common-sense solution to have wastebaskets in the rooms"

If they did, it would be "condoning" the behavior that goes on in there. No trash can = super tiny amount of implausible deniability.

There is one dancer at my favorite club that always uses antiseptic wipes to wash down the sofa and your hands before sitting down. Unfortunately she only does HJ's and they make more mess than the other forms of extras.

Now these are the kind of crazy stories I come to TUSCL for!

I've never seen anything in the same ballpark as the used tampon. I go out on a limb and say used tampon in the couch = non-brilliant.

I would give my left but to have seen any of this "disgusting" shit.

Years ago, started at a new club and when I took my top off it fell behind the vip chair's end table thingy. Reached to grab it and also accidentally picked up a mothafuckin used condom. So fuckin gross.