The most disgusting thing you have ever seen in the lap dance/vip room

The most disgusting thing you have ever seen in the lap dance/vip room and ugly, fat, or smelly(I posted a few of years ago about a dancers that was an 8.5 or 9 until her bottoms came off and I had to leave the room she smelled so bad) dancers do not count.
One of the worst thing I have seen was at Harem House in Indy: the dancer and customer across from us on the opposite settee was leaning down with hands on either side of her customer when her hands slid between the cushions and came up with a USED tampon.
The other worst was going back to vip in a eastern IL club and there being an overflowing trash cap of used condoms to the top and drape over the edge. The smell was not pleasant either since it obviously had not been emptied in quite a while.The girl and I went to a different area that looked and smelled better. The last was in an Akron club where the girl spit the load behind the sofa I was sitting on. I have never returned to the that club.

14 comments

  • shadowcat
    7 years ago
    The floor in the VIP room at Follies was so cluttered with tissue, condoms, etc that my dancer called a bouncer to clean it up before we started.
  • magicrat
    7 years ago
    I had a dancer spit in the couch cushions before. When I made a comment, she replied "do you think I'm the first girl to do that?"
  • lotsoffun201
    7 years ago
    Gave a girl a facial at a Detroit club which she scooped off and wiped on the curtains.
  • joc13
    7 years ago
    "The floor in the VIP room at Follies was so cluttered with tissue, condoms, etc"

    That was how I knew all the reviews of Follies were true the first time I ever went to VIP there.
  • Papi_Chulo
    7 years ago
    The VIP rooms (there were about a half-dozen of them) at a black Houston club called Legends - this was b/f the 2013-or-so city crackdown when extras were rampant.

    I go to the back-rooms w/ brickhouse ebony and we try about 3 different rooms b/c all off them were littered w/ condoms on the floor - we finally just go into one and you had to watch your step w/ condoms all over the floor and even some fresh cum-puddles - I'm not too finicky but that was f'ing disgusting - and for w/e reason the genius-staff at the club did not see it as a common-sense solution to have wastebaskets in the rooms.
  • whodey
    7 years ago
    I was at a small club with a very open view VIP and only two dancers. The brunette was taking shot after shot with the other customer in the place so I started talking to the blonde at the bar. She told me that it was my lucky day because she was the best dancer in the club (not a big accomplishment since there were only 2 on shift) and started selling for VIP.

    About 30 minutes later after seeing the brunette have 8-10 shots of tequila, she and her guy went to VIP. I excused myself to go to the restroom and as I walked past the VIP i saw the brunette giving an enthusiastic blowjob so I decided to give the blonde a try at VIP even though she wouldn't give me a firm answer about what she was willing to do in there.

    As we walked in she saw what the brunette was doing and laughed. About 5 minutes into our session I asked my girl for the same treatment and she responded with something along the lines of "only the girls that don't know how to dance resort to sucking cock." All I could think was if it was my lucky day I would be with the brunette instead, but that thought changed a few minutes later.

    Suddenly the brunette stopped and told her guy that all of their tequila shots were getting to her. Next thing you know, she starts vomiting all over his shirt, pants and cock.

    Turns out that getting the blonde prude instead of the eager and willing brunette was my lucky day after all.
  • sharkhunter
    7 years ago
    A wet sofa. Glad I didn't sit on it but I did get my hand wet. I was hoping it wasn't pee but didn't want to think about it too much.
  • TFP
    7 years ago
    Great thread! Like LDK said, I must be going to the wrong clubs because I never see this type of stuff.
  • DandyDan
    7 years ago
    I experienced a wet sofa once as well. It smelled like someone pissed there and we ultimately went to another room.
  • joc13
    7 years ago
    @papi "for w/e reason the genius-staff at the club did not see it as a common-sense solution to have wastebaskets in the rooms"

    If they did, it would be "condoning" the behavior that goes on in there. No trash can = super tiny amount of implausible deniability.
  • shadowcat
    7 years ago
    There is one dancer at my favorite club that always uses antiseptic wipes to wash down the sofa and your hands before sitting down. Unfortunately she only does HJ's and they make more mess than the other forms of extras.
  • 4got2wipe
    7 years ago
    Now these are the kind of crazy stories I come to TUSCL for!

    I've never seen anything in the same ballpark as the used tampon. I go out on a limb and say used tampon in the couch = non-brilliant.
  • LecherousMonk
    7 years ago
    I would give my left but to have seen any of this "disgusting" shit.
  • NinaBambina
    7 years ago
    Years ago, started at a new club and when I took my top off it fell behind the vip chair's end table thingy. Reached to grab it and also accidentally picked up a mothafuckin used condom. So fuckin gross.
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