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7 years ago
Maybe the girls are counting on tax return money. I've had a handful of "Come see me" calls over the past week or so.
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7 years ago
Put your dog and a stripper in the trunk of your car for an hour, then see which one is happier see you when you let them out.
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7 years ago
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Cashman1234He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.
A dancer told me years ago that she hated Super Bowl Sunday because of the idiots who'd go to a sports bar for the game, then hit the strip club on the way home. Her complaint is that were always drunk, on top being stoked on testosterone. She said it was worse with the guys whose team won than with the ones who backed the losing team. Those guys tended to be surly.
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7 years ago
Nina Hartley, circa 1992. I've only made it a point to see two featured dancers, and that was her. The other was Gina Lynn. Nina impressed, Gina didn't. I'd go watch Nina right now.
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7 years ago
I got a "Merry Xmas, come see me" text from every dancer who has my number. One made a discreet offer of some OTC. That's the game- they're just keeping track of their potential income stream.
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7 years ago
Given HL's recent history, don't suppose for one minute that they wouldn't hand their scanner records over to LE if pressed hard enough. "Safety" and "liquor law compliance" aren't even secondary concerns.
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7 years ago
Sounds like one of the TUSCL rotating banner comments.
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7 years ago
Koi..... they named her after a Japanese carp.
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7 years ago
I've been getting them for about a week, from three girls. One of them dropped off the edge of the earth six months ago, rumored to have been in Vegas. "Been so long papi, I know you missed me, please come see me..." Nah.
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7 years ago
There are a couple clubs that I will not visit after dark because the neighborhood is just too fucked up.
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7 years ago
Florida Man has a real name?
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7 years ago
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joc13firmly on the Atlanta United bandwagon!
Cute little blonde sits on my lap and gives me a nice tits-in-the-face hug and says, "Hi, I'm Tiffany, and I'm just $60 short of what I need to buy my son a bike for Christmas, and I only have tonight to scrape it together. You look cool, can you help me?" I helped her.
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7 years ago
What a deal for the girls.... leave their ankle-monitored loser baby daddy home playing video games so they can come to work and watch PLs playing video games...
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7 years ago
+1 for being a redhead. -1for being 14.
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7 years ago
OP, you're obviously an employee of the MN State Liquor Board, don't they keep the records you seek? Witness your tax dollars at work, Minnesotans.
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7 years ago
Hold it... cum in her mouth, THEN take off the condom and piss in her mouth... that timeline is askew.
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7 years ago
I ended up working. I guess I'll just bank the money for next Friday or Saturday.
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7 years ago
Let's allow that there are aliens, and that they are involved in the daily running of this planet, and that the US government not only knows, but is taking orders from said aliens. Look at how the government handles everything else and tell me that you really believe they could manage a cover-up of that magnitude?
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7 years ago
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minnowAny place that interests me.
Another TUSCL "coming out" thread....
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7 years ago
I've taken two strippers to The Stockyards here in Phoenix, one of the area's oldest restaurants. The quality goes up and down, but it's never bad, and the vibe is terrific. I've taken one stripper to Morton's, mostly because I wanted some arm candy for my birthday. I mostly get away with Longhorn/Olive Garden/Red Lobster tier places, but BJ's right- you can't lose with a good taco shop!
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7 years ago
I know a girl named Giselle who dances as Crystal.....seems backward.
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7 years ago
"The only time that has failed is when she was purposefully giving me a fake number."
Any time a girl has offered her number to me, it's been real. The only times the number has been fake is when I asked for it, and that's only happened a couple times. This past week I got chided by a girl for showing up at the club without texting her first; I'd tried a few times to reach her but never got a response, so I wrote her off. Turns out she transposed the last two numbers when she entered the digits into my phone.
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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I guess my milestone was the second time I got ITC head; I took it to mean that the first time wasn't a fluke.
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7 years ago
"Tactical Window Limitation Device", that's hilarious! But as dumb as she was, the cops gave her the chance to be stupid by engaging in their own dumbassery. CINCH THE CUFFS DOWN, NO EXCEPTIONS.
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7 years ago
Grits taste like whatever you put on them. I'll pay the upcharge for hash browns.