Today a dancer(I won't mention the club name) told me that she wanted me to cum in her mouth, then pull off the condom and piss in her mouth. I think that is about the raunchiest thing a stripper has ever said to me. The only reply I could think of at the moment was "I can't use condoms".
I've never pissed in anyone's mouth. I've pissed on girls who like that sort of thing, but I won't do it in her mouth. And if she plans on doing anything after that, she'll be taking a shower.
Those were her exact words. I didn't try to get her to elaborate. :) Of course I don't think she was serious but it was certainly not a turn on for me.
I have never met a girl into that, or at least one who admitted to it. As one of my former colleagues used to say, it's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
I'm puzzled about why she was down on cum in her mouth but ok with urine. It seems like a girl would either be ok or both, ok with the cum but not the urine, or eschew both.
I suspect it was just dirty talk and she would have balked if you actually pissed on her. That would have been funny. And kind of ace! :)
A stripper once told me that she had a regular who liked to drink her urine in VIP. He paid her $100 for the pleasure. She told me that one day she could just not pee, so she got the bartender (female) to pee in a cup and she tried to substitute that. (Apparently, he drank her urine from a cup). She told me that one sip and he immediately knew it was not her pee. He dumped her immediately.
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Doces, I was thinking the exact same thing.
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I suspect it was just dirty talk and she would have balked if you actually pissed on her. That would have been funny. And kind of ace! :)