Mans best friend? A dog or a dancer?

As long as you dont try to fuck your dog

I don't have a dog. I would choose the dancer.

Reminds me of the old feminist joke:

God gave men bigger brains than dogs so they wouldn't hump women's legs at parties.

Be careful which you choose. Either one could turn out to be a bitch!

One of each. As best friend, the dog wins, hands down. For sexual needs, obviously the stripper.

As a side note, it seems that virtually every stripper and every escort I know have two things in common—dogs ownership and weed. As to the dog, I think they are strippers substitute for men. Simple, slobbering and happy to see them but probably lower maintenance than their customers. Dogs only want to hump strippers legs.

If you want a friend, get a dog.

As Mark Twain said, “If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”

For companionship dogs win easily. Strippers are great to fuck - but they are higher maintenance than dogs. I don’t like drama - and my dog is low drama. I’m sure a stripper wouldn’t be as relaxing of a companion.

Who says I want my stripper to be my friend ?

Reminds me of what most salemans or managers tell me at my company: If you want my advice skip the wife and kids and get a dog. The dog will always make you happy / The dog will always be happy to see you.

It seems like it’s the type of guy who provides a lot of money $$$ to support his wife and kids but feels it time it not worth it based on how he’s treated by them.

Dog are great and lower maintenance and all but they are poor substitutes for actual relationships and connections with real people. One of each is best. A shelter dog costs next to nothing. Choose both!

Don't we share like 49% of the same DNA as a banana?

@Dominic77 S a dancer from a dive bar could be the equivalent of a shelter dog ? ;)

Yes. Well, she likes to give you ear a tongue bath, she likes to have her belly rubbed, to be fed, she likes to do tricks** for attention or reward. Wait. I forgot if I was talking about the shelter dog or the dancer in the dive club! LMAO. But yes. :)


**not THOSE types of tricks. Agility and pole.

With a dog - you get all the nice things mentioned. They will always be happy to see you. They will give you unconditional love too. However, when you get a dog, you know you are getting a dependent for the rest of (the dog’s) life. The dog won’t be self sufficient ever. The dog won’t be going off to college to better itself.

With a stripper, you will have a dependent too. However, the stripper may have other designs on what will happen next. She might want to move on - or she may want a new car? There may not be contentment because she’s been fed and walked. This can be frustrating to guys who think simply and logically.

I’m still opting for a dog. It’s good for me. I have enough other relationships that provide drama and stress.

@twentyfive, yes but I forgot, both fit in a working men's budget. :D

I wouldn’t agree that they fit a working man’s budget. The dog will fit. The stripper probably won’t. Dive bar strippers usually have a habit - and the habit is never cheap. It’s not like the habit is eating cheap snack food - it’s usually a meth or heroin habit - and those habits aren’t cheap. A alcoholic stripper would be cheap by comparison.

Dogs are loyal. Strippers... not so much.

If genuine friendship is the yardstick, then dogs win by a country mile.

Put your dog and a stripper in the trunk of your car for an hour, then see which one is happier see you when you let them out.

Mainster - that would be inhumane for the dog! Lol!

I can see a stripper thinking “Not another dude locking me in the trunk of his car! This is getting old!”