Comments by Ugluck75 (page 3)

I'd advise Mardi Gras. It is filled with young hot white spinners kind of like Cheetah but has better lap dances than Cheetah. I think that Mardi Gras has a VIP lap dance room for parties that can be reserved if you want to call ahead.

John, with all the action you get I am surprised you are even tempted by porn. I have cut way back on porn myself cause I have some OTC regulars that have kept me plenty occupied.

Thanks for showing us your goods. But aren't we bastards instead of bitches?

Ha! pretty good, need to remember this one.

Thinking about my ATF in her short skirts and short shorts really does it for me. Good thing I am seeing her in a few days to show my appreciation.

Pros- much more likely to get a good time when you visit. Cons- I now have 2 of my fav clubs where I have ladies that I know very well. It would be difficult for me to visit unless I want to see just them. So I feel that I might need to go to other clubs if I want to meet new ladies rather than just them.

That is crazy. Unless she considers it a date to be followed by OTC action, then there is no way I would pay a stripper just to hang out at a club with me.

This is scary. The last thing I want is the government having more control over me.

Thank you for this public service. I remember how bone-able she was in Zohan.

Well just a couple nights ago I skipped the chicken and went for the feline. Got an unbelievable VIP from a fine hottie and took her to a hotel afterwards for some passionate lovemaking. Hopefully next visit will be even hotter with her. Thinking of taking her to dinner next time and have her for dessert.

Thank you Poledancer. You are very sexy. I just wished that I lived near you so I could visit in person.

Connections are one reason I prefer strippers over escorts. I have hired a few escorts in the past but it usually left me unfulfilled (with the possible exception of a Russian escort goddess that looked like a supermodel, just because she was so damn hot it was a bucket list check off). Overall I prefer to get to know the lady before doing the deed and also hope that it could turn into a more regular arrangement where we go on dates and have fun both outside and inside the bedroom.

A decent club will have several good options. If not, then it might be time to find a better club to visit. Stage tipping can be very useful in helping figure out which strippers deserve your attention. If I tip a dancer and she ignores me, then I ignore her too and take another for dances instead.

If I was John Smith with his $ & options porn would not be on my mind either. I used to look at porn pretty regularly but lately have cut way back. Lately I have been getting some hot real sex that makes porn seem pale in comparison. Plus, why would I want to spank the monkey the night before a real encounter. Tonight I'm still recovering from some real action last night and porn is hardly on my mind.

Its not a sure sign but certainly helps make a dance very nice. Got that last night in vip and got her OTC afterwards. So I guess you could say she was into me and I certainly got "into" her. It looks like my other utr now has some competition as I plan on returning soon to my visit my new ladyfriend.

Sadly nothing in Nashville worth a visit. However there are some good options less than 2 hours away in Huntsville or maybe Midnight Express in Smithville. 3-1/2 hours to Atlanta where the clubs are plentiful but lately just been visiting my utr there and skipping their clubs..

Glad to read stripper phones issues are common. When dealing with strippers we must remember that between their flightiness and all the phone/text traffic they receive, it can be hard communicating with them. Fortunately for me I am not a big talker/texter anyways so place little cred in communicating with them outside the club. Now that I know strippers better I just find ways to adapt to this quirk.

makes me want to take up yoga....

Handjobs certainly would be an extra. Although at some clubs like Follies they are plentiful. At many clubs handjobs are not so easy to find or nonexistent.

Certainly not what I expected from the title but pretty funny.

Wow, yes she is a goddess. If most dancers looked like her I'd go bankrupt.

Duck system? What? Is this post even serious? What should we do, quack and flap our wings?

um, weird thread. I would think $500 is well above average and thus a baby whale. I spent that much once or twice and definitely got the impression I was dealing more dough than others at the club. So did the dancers as the hottest one there gave me her undivided attention for hours. Heck, sometimes only $200-300 makes me a high roller at some of the clubs I go to.

If she is still hot why not start back up? I have seen women even in their forties who are still smoking hot if they take care of themselves.

It really would depend on my mood. Sometimes I really just want eye candy so #1. Occasionally though lots of contact would be a must so those times it would have to #2.