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PENIS JOKE - HAPPY FRIDAY

shailynn

They never tell you what you need to know.

Juice has a problem that most of us wish we had. His penis is simply too big, it's 25 inches long.

Juice goes to the local witch in Asheville and asks her what she can do to help. She tells him "go to the creek in the woods, and ask the frog to have sex with you. He will say 'no', and each time he says 'no' your penis will shrink 5 inches."

Juice goes into the woods and finds the frog. Juice asks, "will you have sex with me?" and the frog says "no." Suddenly Juice's penis shrinks 5 inches. Thinking it's still too big Juices asks "will you have sex with me?" again, and the frog says "no," and Juice's penis shrinks another 5 inches. Still thinking his penis is still too big, Juice decides to ask the frog one more time "will you have sex with me?" frustrated the frog replies, "how many times are you going to ask me, NO! NO! NO!"