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Many of you know that this rick is dismayed by the typical political debates on this site. This primarily reflects their leakage into the front room. However, it also reflects the fact that certain posters…

What do you damn dirty apes think is the most disturbing porn name every.

This rick was reflecting on that question and decided the most disturbing name is Libby. A nice wholesome name, but not a…

In American clubs this lions prefers plausible sounding middle America names like Julie or Amanda over the something like Desire or Sexxxy or Bigtits McGee. What do you damn dirty apes like?

Of course, the line…

Helpful rickvice: your problems with disappear if you have yourself a few rickstyle Arnold Palmers.

What is a rickstyle Arnold Palmer? Simple, you replace the lemonade with Jack. And then you get rid of the…

Now get ready for your New Year’s resolutions.

What are this rick’s resolutions?

1. Drink more Jack.
2. See more sexy nude females.
3. Try to be just a lil’ more understanding of the weirdos that post ‘bout politics…

This rick found an online test that predicts your social class based on your food preferences: idrlabs.com

Here is the thing though - the test kind of sucks! Can you believe that delicious wildebeest is not…

Well, that’s probably not true.

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But wouldn’t it be funny if the the crypto weirdos like FTS and the non-pussylicker invested their life savings in the Hawk Tuah coin?

This lion loves the Thanksgiving tradition in his adopted county. The girlfriend…er…sexy lioness this rick lives with…is making the traditional wildebeest Wellington for tomorrow’s feast. Hope y’all have an equally delicious feast. ROAR!!!

This rick was made aware of a monumental signal from the 1960s as part of my interactions with SETI:

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ROAR!!!