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Just saw a tagline about Follies. Given that Follies is closed, shouldn’t that be changed. Also, we no longer have the San Jose Ape posting here. Maybe SJG should be changed to the Stripperlover. And other helpful taglines could be…
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That Grammy outfit Ye’s wife wore was something: https://forum.phun.org/threads/kanye-west-and-bianca-censori-at-the-67th-grammy-awards-in-l-a-2-2-25-tags.5755708/ More accurately, it was almost nothing. Do you think both of them get off when she basically goes nude in public? And did Ye suffer a blow to his head and forget most…
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And does the “Lone Ranger Atomic Bomb Ring” count? https://toytales.ca/atomic-bomb-ring-from-kix-1947/ Leave it to you damn dirty hairless apes to put polonium 210 in a toy for apelings! This rick has only one question: how many of these rings did Skifredo eat when he…
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Many of you know that this rick is dismayed by the typical political debates on this site. This primarily reflects their leakage into the front room. However, it also reflects the fact that certain posters end up behaving like lil’…
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What do you damn dirty apes think is the most disturbing porn name every. This rick was reflecting on that question and decided the most disturbing name is Libby. A nice wholesome name, but not a porn star or stripper name.…
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In American clubs this lions prefers plausible sounding middle America names like Julie or Amanda over the something like Desire or Sexxxy or Bigtits McGee. What do you damn dirty apes like? Of course, the line is a bit blurry. One…
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Helpful rickvice: your problems with disappear if you have yourself a few rickstyle Arnold Palmers. What is a rickstyle Arnold Palmer? Simple, you replace the lemonade with Jack. And then you get rid of the pesky tea because what kind…
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Now get ready for your New Year’s resolutions. What are this rick’s resolutions? 1. Drink more Jack. 2. See more sexy nude females. 3. Try to be just a lil’ more understanding of the weirdos that post ‘bout politics in the TUSCL front room. 4.…
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This rick found an online test that predicts your social class based on your food preferences: https://www.idrlabs.com/food-choice/test.php Here is the thing though - the test kind of sucks! Can you believe that delicious wildebeest is not listed? WTF? I mean really…this…
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Well, that’s probably not true. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c89xvjkzzyvo But wouldn’t it be funny if the the crypto weirdos like FTS and the non-pussylicker invested their life savings in the Hawk Tuah coin?
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This lion loves the Thanksgiving tradition in his adopted county. The girlfriend…er…sexy lioness this rick lives with…is making the traditional wildebeest Wellington for tomorrow’s feast. Hope y’all have an equally delicious feast. ROAR!!!
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This rick was made aware of a monumental signal from the 1960s as part of my interactions with SETI: https://eroticmadscience.com/tag/michelle-angelo/ ROAR!!!
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No…this rick is not going to predict the actual winner of any races. Imma predict the future behavior of certain damn dirty apes. If Trump wins: 1. Gamma will be happy for 2 microseconds and then post something freaking out about…
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Some of our posters have alleged that other posters are actually bots. This rick, being an empiricist, decided to test that hypothesis. Can a large language model produce output that sounds like one of the more colorful posters? I call…
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ROAR!!!
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I’m going to set aside the lion persona for a post and admonish some of our regular posters (they know who they are) for turning 9/11 tribute posts into string of toxic squabbles: https://tuscl.net/discussion/85913 https://tuscl.net/discussion/85917 Almost 3000 people died that day in the…
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Most of y’all have a real disadvantage in life…you’re not a rick. When you’re a rick life if wonderful. But you should think about this: the Stripper Loving Ape is a demented weirdo that capitalizes every word he writes for…
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Imma give you some rickvice: if you see a link entitled “AI MILF porn” don’t click it. I’m not going to give any more details than that. If you find such a link maybe the link you find will not take…
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So, how does this top 40 members muted https://tuscl.net/top40?id=11 work? It says “past 12 months.” Does that mean members who mute the focal member in the past 12 months or total number of members that have the member muted. Because I’m…
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Georgie Lildick think’s Kent Ape is training a bot. https://tuscl.net/discussion/85351 This rick wants to know what said bot’s endgame is? I can understand reprogramming a Tesla autopilot with the moves of a drunken rick. After all, that shit lets this rick…
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Sadly, the actor that portrayed my favorite sitcom character - Russell the druggie pharmacist on Two and a Half Men - has passed. Alas, the pilot for my sitcom “What are you…a cop?” will not be produced. It was going to…
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The club discussion confused me: https://tuscl.net/discussion/85186 Apparently this place was called the Bigfoot Gentleman’s Club but the name is changing. What do you damn dirty apes think happened? Was Sasquatch the owner or manager? Or the bouncer? Did Sasquatch like getting…
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I’d like to call your attention to the following: https://tuscl.net/discussion/85006 If you haven’t seen it, it is a description of showing up in the background of the club instagram. Even filming the frickin’ parking lot! That shit really steams my clams and no…
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https://www.phun.org/funny_pictures_4/29038.jpg The only question is “which weirdo ape owns this frickin’ weirdomobile?” C’mon weirdo…fess up. ROAR!!!
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One of the most important TUSCL functions - the ability to sort by last comment - is still missing and this rick hopes it will return. I mean really…how do you sort the wheat from the chaff when it comes…
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