Posts by rickthelion

What do you weirdos think about Jeff Bezos sending his fiancée into space with Katy Perry for her bachelorette party? Was he trying to keep her from banging the male strippers? Or was she planning something really freaky with alien…

Incels are the scourge of the interwebz so this lion is planning to help the incel community. Let’s take it as a given that any loser can get laid if they ask enough females. It may be hard on the ego.…

rickthegator is happy. Normally he is kind of pissed at those damn dirty apes in Gainesville for appropriating his culture (gator culture, not rick culture) but he likes a good basketball game when he watches one. ROAR!!!

Based on this obituary I conclude that somebody’s children did not like think they were a great father: https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/tampabaytimes/name/arthur-bates-obituary?id=57901577 However, the deceased did seem to be the type to post on websites for demented perverts. What do you think his TUSCL handle

What do you demented perverts think about the following message sent to this rick? Should I go all wildebeest on his ass? Subject: The Cosmic WiFi Heist – A Day in My Earthly Adventures Dear Fellow Earthlings (or as I prefer to…

What would you think if you read the following posted under Skifredo’s handle? Subject: Navigating the Political Circus – A Raccoon’s View Hey fellow trash enthusiasts, Your friendly, well-dressed raccoon here, ready to rummage through the messy dumpster of US politics! And remember,…

You damn dirty apes are trying to resurrect the frickin’ woolly mammoth and have started by creating the woolly mouse. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/company-seeking-to-resurrect-the-woolly-mammoth-creates-a-woolly-mouse/ This lion would like to say two things. First, if you want a bunch of creatures you can hunt running around,…

According to the Daily Mail there was a rugby video that went viral for all the wrong reasons https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/rugbyunion/article-14437023/Womens-rugby-sevens-viral-video-Faith-Nathan-Teagan-Levi-lineout-shorts-revealing.html But this lion can’t see the issue. Can any of you perverts see the issue? https://www.tiktok.com/@baddiesinsports/video/7475451063609380118 That’s some good rugby. ROAR!!!

Have any of you weirdos been to the mermaid club north of Tampa? Apparently it is in some little town called Weeki Wachee. This rick has questions before his next Florida trip. First, are all the mermaids hairless ape from…

Are any of you perverts hip to the New York Dolls? Or maybe you were into his Buster Poindexter persona. Now, he was no Princess Tay Tay, but this lion appreciates any cray-cray musical performances and he gave a lot…

The Norse believed that there was a she-goat in Valhalla named Heidrun would supply them with an eternal amount of mead produced from its udders. They’re almost right. This rick believes that in the afterlife all ricks will have the opportunity…

Just saw a tagline about Follies. Given that Follies is closed, shouldn’t that be changed. Also, we no longer have the San Jose Ape posting here. Maybe SJG should be changed to the Stripperlover. And other helpful taglines could be…