Most of y’all have a real disadvantage in life…you’re not a rick. When you’re a rick life if wonderful.
But you should think about this: the Stripper Loving Ape is a demented weirdo that capitalizes every word he writes for some inexplicable reason.
You may think it sucks to be him, but think about it: while some of y’all are all “wah wah wah someone on the internet said something that hurt my feelings wah wah wah” that magnificent weirdo is posting about sexy females riding mechanical bulls. Now…why aren’t y’all commenting on that shit? I mean really…contemplate the following:
Sometimes the biggest dorks in the world will show you how to live. My rickvice is think more about bouncing boobies on a bull and less about anything that makes you go all wah wah wah. ROAR!!!


Where can a get a furry tail?