The Moody Ape asks => So your Rickvice is to be ignored?
The rick forgets that some of you damn dirty apes are not sophisticated enough to take rickvice seriously but not literally.
You should not emulate the stripper loving ape’s capitalize every word tick. Only an insano would write like that. But is the crazy shit that stripper lover writes any worse that the shit Skifredo writes?
That’s a rhetorical question. The answer is that Fredo is way worse. There are few requests that Founder has made regarding our posting. Does he request that we not be weirdo dorks that capitalize every word? No. While this rick certainly concedes the point that only an insano writes that way the point is that he is an insano behaving in a manner consistent with Founder’s request. But Founder does ask us to keep politics out of the front room, something Fredo does all of the time. Talk about inappropriate behavior!
Anyhoo… I just wanna point out that ricks are never cum dumpster. We ricks cum on others; we never get cum on ourselves. Well, maybe if we’re so drunk on the Jack that something goes wrong and there is frickin’ cum all over the place. But I digress. The larger point is that if this rick can bring a little joy into some dorkus’ life by triggering an orgasm that is fine as long as any jizzing is done far away. Hell, I don’t even care that Fredo is jackin’ it to his demented posts. It’s all good as long as the weirdos rub their tiny lil pee-pee’s far from this rick!
The bigger point is to embrace your inner goldfish. Remember the Ted Lasso. Goldfish are the happiest creatures in the world because they have an 8-second memory. You’ve never seen a goldfish going all “wah wah wah somebody on the internet has offended me wah wah wah” have you? Nope, goldfish never say that shit. Also, they have a hard time using an iPad so few goldfish are on the interwebs. Plus the 8-second memory means they can’t remember any passwords. But I digress…the point is be a frickin’ goldfish if you can’t be a lion! ROAR!!!
