Some rickvice: be more like the stripperlover

Where can a get a furry tail?

So your Rickvice is to be ignored? The initial caps or title case is a distraction from the fact that he posts inane shit and resurrects old threads just to get attention. You give him an orgasm every time you reply to him or take him seriously. Congrats on being his cum dumpster.

And I realize I’m telling someone who has maintained a talking lion persona for many years how to ignore a troll, but at least you’re pretty funny.

Inspirational post from Rick.

Sometimes, I’ll go through a thought experiment where a drug is available that will make you permanently comatose, but also in a permanent state of bliss, free from any human strife. I realize I would never take such a drug, which must mean that I groove on strife, which makes me a masochist. And this is why I can’t be more like StripperLover

The Moody Ape asks => So your Rickvice is to be ignored?

The rick forgets that some of you damn dirty apes are not sophisticated enough to take rickvice seriously but not literally.

You should not emulate the stripper loving ape’s capitalize every word tick. Only an insano would write like that. But is the crazy shit that stripper lover writes any worse that the shit Skifredo writes?

That’s a rhetorical question. The answer is that Fredo is way worse. There are few requests that Founder has made regarding our posting. Does he request that we not be weirdo dorks that capitalize every word? No. While this rick certainly concedes the point that only an insano writes that way the point is that he is an insano behaving in a manner consistent with Founder’s request. But Founder does ask us to keep politics out of the front room, something Fredo does all of the time. Talk about inappropriate behavior!

Anyhoo… I just wanna point out that ricks are never cum dumpster. We ricks cum on others; we never get cum on ourselves. Well, maybe if we’re so drunk on the Jack that something goes wrong and there is frickin’ cum all over the place. But I digress. The larger point is that if this rick can bring a little joy into some dorkus’ life by triggering an orgasm that is fine as long as any jizzing is done far away. Hell, I don’t even care that Fredo is jackin’ it to his demented posts. It’s all good as long as the weirdos rub their tiny lil pee-pee’s far from this rick!

The bigger point is to embrace your inner goldfish. Remember the Ted Lasso. Goldfish are the happiest creatures in the world because they have an 8-second memory. You’ve never seen a goldfish going all “wah wah wah somebody on the internet has offended me wah wah wah” have you? Nope, goldfish never say that shit. Also, they have a hard time using an iPad so few goldfish are on the interwebs. Plus the 8-second memory means they can’t remember any passwords. But I digress…the point is be a frickin’ goldfish if you can’t be a lion! ROAR!!!

Regarding the topless bullriding: Life just isn't fair. Why is it that the contestant with the best boobs also has the sexiest voice and is the best presenter? Plus can ride the bull the longest. (I think; I tuned out after 2nd bull ride. Bouncing boobs are nice, but I can't tolerate stupid talking.)

Or do others choose a different rack? I wonder if we would choose different dancer if we were all in a strip club with those naked tv girls.

Oh MAN, I love "Love and Death". One of my favorites movies of all time. "2 of the were never possible..."

I also like "Annie Hall" and "A Midsummer's Night Sex Comedy"

🦬 🐂 🤠 Ohhh, Really Cool Video, Like Da' Topless Boobies Show & The Bull. I Hope Dat Da' Strippers See How Fun Bull Rideing Can Be! You Think A Strip Club Would Ever Perform Da' Bull Rideing? Stripper Competition Sounds Awesome & Would B Fun For Extra$$$$. I Posted Some Vids Links On My Discussion Topic/Comments About Mechanical Bull Rideing.
Also, Rick----- Where In Da' World Is Your Bulls & Cowboy Emoji's. Why Not Put Dem' In Your Discussion??? Also, Lions To Fit Your Name, ROAR!!! 🦁🦁🦁

Jesus Take Me Now

^ Ha Ha - That Is Some Funny Stuff!

I have to wonder about the economics of that bull riding video. You'd think whoever made it would have to pay those very hot women more than they could make camming. But how would the producer of the video make a profit on it?

Mia Farrow found the way to make Woody really regret the joke about 12 year old blonde girls.

Bippity boppity bacon!!