Posts by rickthelion

What do you damn dirty apes think is the most disturbing porn name every. This rick was reflecting on that question and decided the most disturbing name is Libby. A nice wholesome name, but not a porn star or stripper name.…

In American clubs this lions prefers plausible sounding middle America names like Julie or Amanda over the something like Desire or Sexxxy or Bigtits McGee. What do you damn dirty apes like? Of course, the line is a bit blurry. One…

Helpful rickvice: your problems with disappear if you have yourself a few rickstyle Arnold Palmers. What is a rickstyle Arnold Palmer? Simple, you replace the lemonade with Jack. And then you get rid of the pesky tea because what kind…

Now get ready for your New Year’s resolutions. What are this rick’s resolutions? 1. Drink more Jack. 2. See more sexy nude females. 3. Try to be just a lil’ more understanding of the weirdos that post ‘bout politics in the TUSCL front room. 4.…

This rick found an online test that predicts your social class based on your food preferences: https://www.idrlabs.com/food-choice/test.php Here is the thing though - the test kind of sucks! Can you believe that delicious wildebeest is not listed? WTF? I mean really…this…

Well, that’s probably not true. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c89xvjkzzyvo But wouldn’t it be funny if the the crypto weirdos like FTS and the non-pussylicker invested their life savings in the Hawk Tuah coin?

This lion loves the Thanksgiving tradition in his adopted county. The girlfriend…er…sexy lioness this rick lives with…is making the traditional wildebeest Wellington for tomorrow’s feast. Hope y’all have an equally delicious feast. ROAR!!!

This rick was made aware of a monumental signal from the 1960s as part of my interactions with SETI: https://eroticmadscience.com/tag/michelle-angelo/ ROAR!!!

No…this rick is not going to predict the actual winner of any races. Imma predict the future behavior of certain damn dirty apes. If Trump wins: 1. Gamma will be happy for 2 microseconds and then post something freaking out about…

Some of our posters have alleged that other posters are actually bots. This rick, being an empiricist, decided to test that hypothesis. Can a large language model produce output that sounds like one of the more colorful posters? I call…

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I’m going to set aside the lion persona for a post and admonish some of our regular posters (they know who they are) for turning 9/11 tribute posts into string of toxic squabbles: https://tuscl.net/discussion/85913 https://tuscl.net/discussion/85917 Almost 3000 people died that day in the…