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One of the most important TUSCL functions - the ability to sort by last comment - is still missing and this rick hopes it will return. I mean really…how do you sort the wheat from the chaff when it comes…
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This rick has his own recipe with a lil wildebeest hash mixed in with the citrus zest, but you damn dirty dirty apes can have them any way you want. Well, it’s kinda pointless unless you see some good flaming…
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My bud the vulture has started a university for the smartest vultures in the world. And some of his students couldn’t take rickish levels of alcohol consumption. https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/vultures-deemed-drunk-fly-dumpster-diving-taken-rehab-center ROAR!!!
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I bet he just wrote the kind of stuff groundskeeper Willie on the Simpsons would say: https://www.engadget.com/scots-wikipedia-230210674.html I know a way for this young hairless ape to become a valued member of society. He is now old enough to review strip clubs.…
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Motor ape’s recent post about the absence of a thumbs down for dancer photos reminded this rick to explain the basic tenets of rickism. Now, most of you normies will never know the true joy of being a rick. After all,…
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Now this rick is not going to criticize the obsessive posting of photos, but I gotta know what is going through your lil hairless ape mind? Is it the drugs? If so, try drinkin’ Jack. That stuff even helps you…
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These alerts are frickin’ weird. Apparently skifredo just bookmarked my profile. I mean really…I encourage Fredo to take a chill pill, learn meditation, and learn from us ricks, but I’m not sure he needs to bookmark my profile to do…
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C’mon Biseggi… tell you bud Snerzy to share his side of the story. ROAR!!!
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First of all, I say bravo to the ape that decided to pull this stunt: https://www.wpri.com/dont-miss/naked-man-arrested-after-doing-cannonball-into-bass-pro-shop-tank-in-alabama-police/ But I do have questions. What is his TUSCL handle? Would blah date this guy? And why the fuck wasn’t he in Florida? Is it just…
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This rick hopes all you damn dirty apes had a good holiday, regardless of what the fuck you celebrate. Even the wackos like Skifredo. I’m back from the good eatin’ wildebeest festival ready for 2024. I have made the resolution…
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Will there be a way to sort threads by most recent comment? That makes it easy to sort the good discussion from the bad. The wheat from the chaff. The delicious wildebeest from the ugly zebras. You know what I…
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I mean really, they’re not rick cool, but you gotta earn your rickness. If you’re gonna be named something unique then “Techno Mechanicus” is pretty frickin’ cool. Perhaps not as cool as the earlier child with that Grimey female. I…
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The recent TUSCL glossary post got me thinkin’, as this rick is wont to do. It included a term for golden shower. Gloria Steinem or Gene Simmons or Geraldo Rivera or some such nonsense. But the celeb is unimportant. The question…
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The hawk in this video seems like a good egg: https://worldstar.com/videos/wshh7dDFTLnIEg0lm0U3/out-of-a-movie-snake-falls-from-the-sky-onto-a-woman-she-then-gets-attacked-by-a-hawk Anyone know where I can get in touch with him? I think it would be good to put him on retainer to go seek out those who post ‘bout frickin’ politics…
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As a rick and a lion Imma take the bull by the horns and try to get you weirdo apes talkin’ ‘bout Trump in the front room to start postin’ your stuff here. ROAR!!!
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So this rick will soon be off to France for a vacation and a bit of work. Have any of you weirdos been to Lyon and, if so, do you have experience with strip clubs? A quick google search brought up…
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Have you apes seen this shit? https://www.mlive.com/news/saginaw-bay-city/2023/03/sloth-bites-teen-during-visit-to-michigan-pet-store-ruining-lifelong-dream.html That is one badass sloth. Imma bring him a stylin’ suit and bust him out of the hoosegow. Maybe he can be my wingman on the subsequent a Detroit trip. Detroit ladies, there is…
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Spoiler alert: given the average TUSCL poster, the answer will be “why yes, you are the asshole.” In fact, that’s a 100% guarantee for Skifredo and Iceezebra posts. But it will still be a source of fun stories. ROAR!!!
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Desertscrub has claimed to wear a kilt to the club. In other words, Scrub Ape may very well be a kiltjizzer. Well, this rick wants to know more about Scrub Ape’s psychology and his impact on others. So, do you…
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As a rick I alway show up at the club in a stylin’ suit. The lap dance issue really doesn’t matter to this rick because I take that suit off when the time is right. However, the “I like to ejaculate…
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I’m all drunk and watching some old documentary on those goofy ELP apes. They are play Pachelbel's Canon with a laser light show while a horse ice skates in the background. Do any you like shit like that. It seems…
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My brother from another mother recently said “When I go to an amusement park, do I keep things professional and all business? Of course not. Sure it's business for the people working there, but it's all shits and giggles for…
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Doesn’t matter if your a badass cat, a zen barnacle, or a damn dirty ape. You all deserve a happy 2023! Well, maybe not Skifredo. He’s kind of a insano. Well…whatever, I guess this rick wishes that weirdo a happy new…
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Title says it all. Well, I guess I should add happy Chanukah. And happy whatever else you may celebrate. I had me a roaring good winter solstice and expect some good Christmas fun. Wishing the same to the other ricks…
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Just saw this: https://www.newsflare.com/video/307724/uk-woman-dances-with-porcupine-not-knowing-it-may-suffer-from-zoochosis They say that the porcupine has some sort of mental condition, but that sure looks like rick tryin’ to convince the chick to engage in some big boobed hairless ape on porcupine action. She’s prolly just embarrassed to…
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