Some of our posters have alleged that other posters are actually bots. This rick, being an empiricist, decided to test that hypothesis. Can a large language model produce output that sounds like one of the more colorful posters? I call this the weirdo pervert version of the Turing test.
I asked chatGPT to produce a post similar to the stripperlovingape. Here was my query:
Write a comment for a strip club discussion board that describes your reasons for liking strippers. But sound like a major weirdo and capitalize every word. Use slang that a weirdo would describe as hip despite the fact that it is kind of dorky.
Now here is the response:
Yo, Let Me Tell Ya Why I’m Totally VIBIN’ With Strippers! First Off, They’re Like, The Ultimate Artisans Of Movement—Kinda Like Dance Wizards Casting Spells With Their Groovy Moves! It’s A Whole VIBE Watching Them Own The Stage Like Total Bosses! I’m Just Here SIPPIN’ MY DRINK, MIND BLOWN By Their Swag And Charisma! Plus, It’s A Chill Space Where Everyone Can Just LET LOOSE And Celebrate Individuality, Ya Know? They’re Like Modern-Day Superheroes Of The Night, Bringing The Energy And Fun! STRIPPER MAGIC Is Real, And I’m Here For It! 🌈✨
Does this sound like the stripperlovingape? No! When I read the stripperlovingape’s posts I laugh so hard that milk comes out of my nose. The weird thing is that I’m usually drinkin’ Jack when that happens. Anyhoo, I was mildly amused by the “they’re like modern-day superheroes of the night” thing, but the word “vibe” is overused. Overall, this is nowhere near as entertaining as a real weirdo’s posts. ROAR!!!
By the way, the emojis were in the chatGPT response. I mean really…what kind of real weirdo uses a frickin’ rainbow in this context? Total giveaway that a computer wrote this. This rick declares chatGPT unable to pass the weirdo pervert version of the Turing test. Do you damn dirty apes think you can devise better queries? As a frickin’ rick I’m a frickin’ genius, so I don’t think you can. ROAR!!!