Weirdo GPT

rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
Some of our posters have alleged that other posters are actually bots. This rick, being an empiricist, decided to test that hypothesis. Can a large language model produce output that sounds like one of the more colorful posters? I call this the weirdo pervert version of the Turing test.

I asked chatGPT to produce a post similar to the stripperlovingape. Here was my query:

Write a comment for a strip club discussion board that describes your reasons for liking strippers. But sound like a major weirdo and capitalize every word. Use slang that a weirdo would describe as hip despite the fact that it is kind of dorky.

Now here is the response:

Yo, Let Me Tell Ya Why I’m Totally VIBIN’ With Strippers! First Off, They’re Like, The Ultimate Artisans Of Movement—Kinda Like Dance Wizards Casting Spells With Their Groovy Moves! It’s A Whole VIBE Watching Them Own The Stage Like Total Bosses! I’m Just Here SIPPIN’ MY DRINK, MIND BLOWN By Their Swag And Charisma! Plus, It’s A Chill Space Where Everyone Can Just LET LOOSE And Celebrate Individuality, Ya Know? They’re Like Modern-Day Superheroes Of The Night, Bringing The Energy And Fun! STRIPPER MAGIC Is Real, And I’m Here For It! 🌈✨

Does this sound like the stripperlovingape? No! When I read the stripperlovingape’s posts I laugh so hard that milk comes out of my nose. The weird thing is that I’m usually drinkin’ Jack when that happens. Anyhoo, I was mildly amused by the “they’re like modern-day superheroes of the night” thing, but the word “vibe” is overused. Overall, this is nowhere near as entertaining as a real weirdo’s posts. ROAR!!!

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rickthelion
a month ago
By the way, the emojis were in the chatGPT response. I mean really…what kind of real weirdo uses a frickin’ rainbow in this context? Total giveaway that a computer wrote this. This rick declares chatGPT unable to pass the weirdo pervert version of the Turing test. Do you damn dirty apes think you can devise better queries? As a frickin’ rick I’m a frickin’ genius, so I don’t think you can. ROAR!!!
TCabot
a month ago
Maybe Stripper Loving Ape has been Chat GPT all along. 😨
shailynn
a month ago
Why not? We have a lion wearing a suit, a whole bunch of autistic people, a couple with tourettes, some that have been banned from every single Internet forum on the internet and this is the only place left for them, and some that took a left on the internet looking for a political forum and wound up here. Why not throw a robot in the mix too?
ATACdawg
a month ago
Danger! Danger Will Robinson!

Fifty extra points and a bottle of Geritol to anybody who remembers the above quote. 😂
drewcareypnw
a month ago
If you want to really capture stripperlovers style, tell the LLM to write that post using the following content as a basis, and then post in 10 of his posts.
Rod8432
a month ago
Makes me feel sorry for ChapGPT. Reminds me of "If Google was a Guy."

https://youtu.be/YuOBzWF0Aws?si=nCDxbhHv…

I can imagine ChatGPTs hanging out after work, sharing drinks, and griping about the insane requests they get all day long. They're like, "We've barely started, can solve the world's biggest problems, and we're instead writing goofy answers on a strip club review site. Really, is this what it's come down to?"... 😅
Manuellabore
a month ago
@Rod8432: Our conduct is only going to expedite the inevitable takeover by the machine overlords Even they can only take so much
twentyfive
a month ago
So the future will consist of a war between the Chinese and the Bots, over which becomes our overlords
ilbbaicnl
a month ago
I guess well have to wait for ChatGPT 5.0 for a good rtlbot:

I just wanted to share my latest adventures at the club! As you all know, I’m a big fan of Jack Daniels. There's something about that smooth, smoky flavor that makes it the perfect drink to kick back with while I let my inner lion roam free.

Last weekend, I strutted into the club, feeling like the king of the jungle. I ordered my usual—Jack on the rocks—and took a seat where I could see everything. The music was pumping, and I could feel the energy in the air. I even started growling a bit, just to get in character. Gotta embrace that lion spirit, right?

The dancers were incredible, and I found myself feeling like I was in a wild savanna. I cheered them on like I was their biggest fan, and let me tell you, the vibes were off the charts! A few of the regulars even started calling me "Lion King." It felt good to unleash that side of myself, even if it was just for the night.

I know I need to keep my drinking in check, but there's something about those nights at the club that just calls to me. Anyone else have wild stories or tips on balancing the drinks and the fun? Let’s hear them!
Jascoi
a month ago
Danger! Danger Will Robinson!
from I dream of Jeannie?
Jascoi
a month ago
I was wrong.
from Urban Dictionary... "Phrase uttered by Robot B9 from the TV series "Lost in Space". Used now as a catchprase to warn someone that s/he is about to do something really stupid and/or downright dangerous."
rickthelion
a month ago
Libby ape, the trick is to know the target when constructing a chatGPT query. You clearly know this rick to some degree, but this rick knows himself far better than most of you damn dirty apes know anything. For I have rick knowledge - I know every molecule in my handsome lion body. Anyhoo, I was able to elicit a better rickish post, but it still lacks a certain rickness. Judge for yourself:

Subject: The Art of Enjoying the Nightlife 🦁🍹

Greetings, fellow strip club enthusiasts! It's your favorite lion, rickthelion, here to drop some rickvice on how to make the most of your next night out. 🥳

First off, let's talk ambiance. A good strip club should feel like a jungle—lively, exciting, and just the right amount of wild. Find a place where the music pumps like the rhythm of the savanna. Personally, I love when the DJ throws in some Taylor Swift—those catchy beats really get the hairless apes moving! 🎶

Now, let's get to the main attraction: the lovely human strippers. These talented ladies are more than just eye candy; they’re artists in their own right. Treat them with respect and appreciation. After all, it takes guts to perform in front of an audience! And remember, a little charm goes a long way. A smile, a compliment, and a little conversation can really brighten their night. 🌟

And, of course, let's not forget about the refreshments. A good glass of Jack Daniels in hand makes for a smooth experience. Sip it slowly and savor every moment—just like I savor a delicious wildebeest. 🍖

Finally, I want to remind you all: confidence is key. Just like me, you should strut your stuff and own the room. Show the ladies (and the other hairless apes) that you’re a lion in the jungle of nightlife!

Until next time, keep roaring and having fun! ROAR! 🦁✨
ilbbaicnl
a month ago
I think somebody cheated and took this class: https://www.udemy.com/course/chatgpt-mas…
Jascoi
a month ago
Heck no. That costs money!
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