Most disturbing porno name ever

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rickthelion
What do you damn dirty apes think is the most disturbing porn name every.

This rick was reflecting on that question and decided the most disturbing name is Libby. A nice wholesome name, but not a porn star or stripper name. So this lion decided to google for Libby porn. What did I find?

Well…there is a pornstar named Grandma Libby. Well, she came up as Libby Ellis, but when I clicked it was frickin’ Grandma Libby and I clicked off because I don’t need to see that shit.

And there is this nice wholesome looking college girl:

https://www.pornflip.com/Krrug…

Not sure why it says wife story, but whatever. Regardless, she sucked, fucked, took it in the ass, and got a facial from a disgusting old hairless ape. Not bad, but perhaps a lil disturbing. ROAR!!!

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Rod84
a month ago
I love the GND types.

I gotta wonder though, is this amateur tryout stuff even remotely real? Or is it all staged?
Not too long after 9/11 I met a dancer that introduced herself as Isis. I asked her if that wasn't a little inappropriate. She said no, gave me a dirty look and walked off.
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ilbbaicnl
a month ago
Why tf wouldn't she just do OF?

ISIS didn't exist until 2004. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/… Better to just explain that name could have bad connotations for older white people (who don't know many non-white people).
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ilbbaicnl
a month ago
@rtl if a porn star used Butthole Sharpie as her stage name, would you call that disturbing, or the best porn name ever?
WTF did I just watch?
@Rod, this lion doesn’t understand what you mean by “is this amateur tryout stuff even remotely real?” If you are asking whether a 20-ish college student sucked, fucked, and took it in the ass from a disgusting weirdo, the answer would appear to be yes. After all, the video does not appear to be AI generated.

If you are asking whether the disgusting weirdo was really just filming an audition and just decided to put it on the net, the answer to that is doubtless a big ol’ no. There are porno record keeping laws and whatnot. I’m sure “Libby” signed a release and got paid $2K or $3K or something like that.

The look on her face at the end is 100% real. That look is the look on any young female’s face when she thinks “I really wanted an extra $2K and now a disgusting weirdo is jackin’ off on my face.” No way that is acting.

@orange ape, this rick doesn’t know WTF you watched. If you clicked on the link this rick can answer. You watched a 20-ish year old female college student suck, fuck, and take it in the ass from a disgusting weirdo. Then said weirdo jizzed on her face. What part of that scenario was unclear?

@Libby ape (eww…bad porn name) I think Butthole Sharpie might give away too much of the plot for her pornos. Unless she plays against type and avoids puttin’ sharpies in her butthole.

ROAR!!!
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nicespice
a month ago
When I think of “Libby”, I think of the 90s teen sitcom show with the high school mean girl character
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=…
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ilbbaicnl
a month ago
Boomer Libby https://www.youtube.com/watch?…

If Melissa Joan Hart had an OF back in the day, I would have been so up on it. Have to cop to some disturbing pedo thoughts when my channel surfing would land on Clarissa Explains It All.

But, anywho, aren't I supposed to be Libby (Ape)?
The ending is an image of how a certain dumb skier here would do while typing his rage filled comments on this site, except he’s doing it solo w/out said Libby wife.
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ilbbaicnl
a month ago
@rtl have you asked him for butthole sharpie pics yet? https://www.businessinsider.co…
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Rod84
a month ago
Good comments, Rick. It's the premise I question - that is, a naive young porno-virginal girl walks in, and goes from questioning and timid to taking it up the ass? All simply from an a series of escalated requests from the perv?

Seems too easy. I can see it if she's basically "acting," and still getting paid. But the way these dudes make it seem, any of us could just post an ad for porno tryouts, rent an office for a day, hang a sign on the door, and then screw young hotties to our heart's content.

Great gig if you can get it.
Rodape, far be it from this rick to try to inject some reality into various internet discussions, but I strongly suspect the process is a bit more elaborate.

Finding a naive young porno-virginal girl that agrees to film an adult video and just escalating your pervo requests is unlikely to be a good strategy. This rick can see substantial potential for legal issues.

I suspect there is a signed document put together before “Libby’s” porno interview in which she agreed to suck, fuck, take it in the butthole, and get a facial blast from the demented weirdo in exchange for some specific amount of cash.

Alas, this rick thinks you’d be better off with a sugar baby than starting the demented weirdo fly-by-night porno production company. ROAR!!!
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ilbbaicnl
a month ago
She reminds me of a (somewhat hotter) escort I saw a few times about 15 years ago. (We didn't do anal.) Seemed like she came once from me giving oral. But, that seemed to make her uncomfortable. In spite of that, she stayed with me for closer to two hours, trying to get me to double pop. I couldn't, but it made it better, I think it's called edging. As she got friendly with me, it turned out she was the type of person who makes you uncomfortable by being hyper-critical of themselves. She also said she had rape fantasies. I asked her if one or both of her parents had constantly, harshly criticized her as she was growing up. One guess as to the answer. I found her through an agency with a standard rate of $180 per hour. But I gave her $300, because that was what the more attractive escorts normally asked for. $400 probably would have been more fair (for 15 years ago in flyover country). But, I wanted to see her a lot, and stay within my budget. Unfortunately, she had car issues, and didn't want me to come to her place. I can see on social media that she has a toddler now, is engaged to her babydaddy, and works in a restaurant. Seems happy, but I guess we generally do on social media. Except in TUSCL discussions.
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