Sadly, the actor that portrayed my favorite sitcom character - Russell the druggie pharmacist on Two and a Half Men - has passed.
Alas, the pilot for my sitcom “What are you…a cop?” will not be produced. It was going to be the wacky adventures of Russell, his sugar baby, and their spirit animal Dexie, a dragon that farted rainbows that would appear whenever anybody took a dextromethorphan trip.
Members of the high council of ricks - including yours truly - would periodically show up for additional hijinks involving strippers and Jack. Alas, I can’t think of a way to recast Russell so those Emmys will have to wait for my next idea.
Sad day…roar!
